/nfl/ general: handsome QB edition

SEA:Seahawks sign DT Tom Johnson to one-year deal
FA:Joe Berger hangs up cleats after 13 seasons
FA:Former Bears CB Marcus Cooper visiting Cards
FA:Redskins pull offer to LB Junior Galette
NYJ:Terrelle Pryor agrees to contract with Jets
PHI:Mychal Kendricks has minor ankle operation
BUF:Vandalism charges dropped against Zay Jones
FA:Jordan Matthews visits Packers on Thursday
PHI:Eagles replace Torrey Smith with Mike Wallace
OAK:Raiders sign swinging-gate OT Giacomini
GB:Packers reunite with 35yo CB Tramon Williams
MIA:Dolphins pair Frank Gore with Kenyan Drake
/nfl/ discord chat
[discord.gg/W7TAdVP]

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Excellent OP my dude. Let's make this thread 100% positive.

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First for stupid fucking mistakes, man

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>your team
>your 2018 breakout player
>your preferred super smash bros melee character

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who the fuck is Ross Cockrell and why are >we paying him $6.8 million/2-years now?

Your Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles
Sidney Jones
Never played Smash after the original.

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That's not very positive friend. Tim Bradley had an MVP season and led his team to the owl (a feat that 30 other teams couldn't accomplish).

>Nanners
>this is the year George Kittle becomes a superstar
>Game and Watch

Jaguahs
Bortles
Ness

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Any time you have the opportunity to get the starting QB, RB and WR from a 1-15 #Browns team back together, you pretty much have to do it.

Congrats #Jets

— Benjamin Allbright (@AllbrightNFL) March 23, 2018

What does this mean

>Bears
>Trubisky
>Yoshi

Exactly what that guy said, I'd imagine. Also sarcasm, probably.

Saints
Marcus Williams
>implying i'm a nintoddler

Contributing

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Iggles
Mills if he learns to not bite on double moves
Fox cause tierwhore

49ers
Ward
Marth

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Pats
Comeback player of the year
Cpt Falcon

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time to settle this ones and for all.
who are officially /ourguys/?

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Easy. The Browns. Just as unsuccessful in life as all of us on the board.

/ourguys/ in every division
>Bills
>Bengals
>Titans
>Broncos
>Giants
>Bears
>Panthers
>49ers

/ourguys/: BAL, BUF, CIN, DET, HOU, JAX, MIN, NE, NO, NYJ, OAK, LAC, SF

Reddit: ARZ, ATL, CAR, CHI, CLE, DAL, DEN, GB, IND, KC, MIA, NYG, PHI, PIT, SEA, LAR, TB, TEN, WSH

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t. not us

t. beta virgin

t. reddit

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Move NE to Reddit and you'd be right.

Curtis Samuel
Lucina, soon to be goku

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and JAX

>melee
Whoops I mean Roy

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>Lucina
>melee
Typical illiterate so*therner

>49ers
>Colbert or Kittle
>Jigglypuff

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Great fucking posts lads

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The NHL

Eagles
clement becomes elite
Jigglypuff

this desu

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>bolts
>Forrest Lamp but it will just look like MG3 is an elite RB
> Mr. Game and Watch, in that eyeblinding blue

>burrs
>non burrs player I'd say Edelman otherwise Trub
>Kirby

Post your QBs stats for the 2018 season

40 TD ( 5 rushed )
12 INT
4600 Yards
68% comp

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Eagles
Sidney Jones
Dr. Mario

>Our guys
Teams that are bad with potential or teams that were bad last year that are suddenly good this year
>not our guys
teams that are consistently good or above average

6th (sixth) ring

>Cowboys land former Jaguars WR Allen Hurns
Finally they do something, make the right move in the draft and they got a great WR group

For them boys of course

Cowboys have 6 rings already, Dingus

69 TD
0 INT
10007 yds
69% Comp %

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make a few quick posts in this thread so the mods don't purge this one, jannys took their jobs too seriously again.

youtube.com/watch?v=dJ2gn8m3lJc
lmao Stephen A now being called a coon in the comments by other black people because he actually dared to voice a different opinion on Sackorpick

La monstruo....

>deleting spam is bad

>Michael Bennett already yapping non-stop

He's going to be a locker room cancer, won't he?

>you will never be important enough to have the archbishop preside over your funeral

Nah, he'll be fine. That locker room is more solid than any other team.

Literally who

>seahawks lose owl
>coach loses locker room
>panthers lose owl
>coach loses locker room
>falcons lose owl
>coach loses locker room
>patriots lose owl
>???

3150 passing yards
19 TDs, 10 picks
61 percent completions
540 rushing yards
7 rushing tds

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What did he do now?

>falcons lose owl
>coach loses locker room
did that happen? they hired a shitty new oc yeah, but have there been locker room problems for them this year?

Shittalking Russell Wilson

Give him to me Cam, the White Running back will be mine.

If you complain you get traded to a shit team like Chandler Jones. 5 more years of Brady carrying Belichicks sometimes good defense.

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/nfl/, give me the rundown on John Kelly.

North>South
Twink ass n*rthener

49ers
Solomon Thomas (I hope)
Roy's /our/ boy

Panthers and Falcons didn't lose the lockerroom, if they did it wasnt severe. 2016 Panthers had a one legged Cam starting and the Falcons are just chokers in general, they only won one less game this year than 2016.

37 td (8 rush)
13 int
5,102 yards (829 rushing)
61% cmp%

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Not Jim Kelly so fuck him

Post gifs

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>CB EJ Gaines headed to the Browns, source says. Reunited with defensive coordinator Gregg Williams, who coached him with the Rams.
enjoy partaking in hapless blitzes 60% of the time, my dude

edelman got hurt in the first half of the first game of the 2017 season due to his play style.

What are the chances he gets through another season without this happening again?

and how sad is it that this man is gone?

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>a tripfag changed his trip yet again to bandwagon a trendy player/team

pathetic

who

Based Draft for Based Chargers

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The Bucs and Titans are objectively the least reddit teams in the league. You're an idiot, fair weather fuck who, the moment things get tough for the 49ers and Jimmy gets exposed, will disappear just as swiftly as your appeared.

>Cowboys get Hurns
>Jags and Cowboys play this year
>Hurns vs. Bouye and Ramsey

My fucking sides are about to leave orbit.

37 tds
6 rush tds
7 lbs
4100 yards
550 rush yards

Guess who.

They may not be Reddit but YOU certainly are, always getting sensitive, compelled to post about shit that shouldn't be taken seriously, we don't need you to chime with overly long rhetoric that will be forgotten in an hour, thank you. Now, please exit or refrain from posting for another week or so.

/ ourguys/ = ch0rgers, toxins, raiderniggers, filthadelphia, ratbirds, aints, cheatriots, queefs, viqueens, dem birds, chefs/queefs, rasms, burrs

reddit = cowgirls, puckers, clots, lelphins, stillers, busc, failcons, donkeys, titans, redskins, bagels, jags (other than jags guy), $(ers

tumblr = shitattle

no ones team = leaveland

>You're an idiot

t. balding, schizophrenic and depressed loner creep who stalks girls on FB and is an admitted pedophile larping as a football illiterate buffoon on a Japanese origami forum

rodgers

if you say lamar jackson you're an idiot

l-lex?

Jags corners got btfo in the playoffs my dude. Absolutey exposed.

You're pathetic.

While I speak of objective metrics, you conflate your weak, empty ass opinions with the general consensus. Well, you're not important, and if you had any confidence in the shit you're spouting you'd let it stands on it's own merits instead of adopting this 'we' shit and speaking for everyone.

We're done here.

>discord
kill youre self my man

HOW CAN REDSKINS BE /REDDIT/

what the fuck is wrong with you people

watson but you need to add 5 more TDs

its
>everything i don't like is reddit
just like on Sup Forums everyone that disagrees with trump is shareblue or a shill

>balding
My hair is long as fuck and it's still growing.
>schizophrenic
Wrong again.
>depressed
Wrong again, but you probably don't even know what that word means because you're an idiot.
>loner
Is that supposed to be an insult? Are you threatened by thr fact that I'm comfortable in my own company and don't need others constantly validating my existence?
>creep
Vacuous buzzword.

Everything you said is plain wrong.

Our discord is 3 years old you newfag xecock redditor

MOOOODDDDSSSSSSSSS

Oh yeah, turn the topic to an insult because someone disagrees with you, can't even take fucking criticism, honestly you make bucs fans look awful, no matter how you slice it, your so-called "opinions" boil to down to 180'ing whatever the OP says and insulting their intelligence, to complaining about your team (or lovelife), you are the only pathetic one here, and yyou know it, so you attack others to make yourself feel good, on a website home to the stupidest, autistic fuckers imaginable, and lo and behold, a keyboard warrior appears, to fight with retards and savants, jesus dude, I hate you, but good god almighty, I'm glad I'm not you, hahahahahahaha, jesus, I bet you hate yourself too, get off this site and make some friends, it's worked for me before. Seriously get. help.

Friendly Reminder That These are the Top 32 QBs in the NFL and Nobody Can Prove Any of Them Wrong Without Using Memes

1. Tom Brady
2. Drew Brees
3. Aaron Rodgers
4. Russell Wilson
5. Ben Roethlisberger
6. Philip Rivers
7. Cam Newton
8. Matt Ryan
9. Carson Wentz
10. Andrew Luck
11. Derek Carr
12. Matthew Stafford
13. Alex Smith
14. Deshaun Watson
15. Jimmy Garoppolo
16. Marcus Mariota
17. Joe Flacco
18. Jameis Winston
19. Dak Prescott
20. Eli Manning
21. Nick Foles
22. Tyrod Taylor
23. Kirk Cousins
24. Jared Goff
25. Andy Dalton
26. Sam Bradford
27. Mitch Trubisky
28. Ryan Tannehill
29. Blake Bortles
30. Case Keenum
31. Jay Cutler
32. Josh McCown

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From this point on I'm not even going to reply to people who try attacking my personal life. You dipshits are wrong, spouting objectivew lies while bringing up irrelevant and incorrect rumors about my personal life in an effort to obscure thst fact.

What you NEED to do is accept that I'm right when I'm right and move the fuck on.

Shall I repost the caps of you stalking women and being a creepy fuck?
>mfw he didn't deny being a pedophile

You're a sick little freak who deserves to be taken out back and shot, kill yourself before I lunge the rope for you.

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>that somehow makes discord any less shit

Its a prosperous community and has been long before Sup Forums gave discord a bad name.

Fucked any 5yos lately?

Any standout performances from this week's pro days?

>its a cucme episode of /nfl/
this cancer is why i don't come here often.

if Sup Forums went back and watched the WAS-DEN superbowl they would worship the redskins. the game is free on youtube via the nfl. none of you have seen an offensive line steamroll like that. it's beautiful in its own way and the opposite of the garbage style of today's league.

berds

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Fuck redskins, 2bh