im unironically considering converting to islam just to get to live in Saud. i don't believe in allah but living in saudi is the best possible life for a human in this century.
>no whores. Women and men are segregated
>no degenerancy. There are even anti-libertinage squads patrolling the streets
>no crime/gangsters
>Comfy desert
>sense of community, no other negative issues
So? Should I go for it?
im serious, conservatives can live conservatively there. its red-pilled.
You really are a special kind of retard
that' not an Argument
Yeah sure.People here will be butthurt because
>REEEE CHRISTIANITY MASTER RELIGION
But go ahead,dont let a message board stop your dreams
>>no crime/gangsters
Yeah dude, totally go do it, we're all rooting for you. Bye!
>
thieves have their hands chopped in there
=D ever been to saudi?
No, it's a fact. You probably won't even get access to women anyways, in such societies only the top camel fuckers get women and the rest have to contemplate ficki ficki with swedish 12 years olds.
Do you know how you can get in OP?
what do you MEAN "access"?
accesing women is oxymoron. First you marry by arrangement or purchase. on you obtain women she is yours
silly italian
>and the rest have to contemplate ficki ficki with swedish 12 years olds.
you're saying that like It's a bad thing.
How you are treated while Living in SA :
1st tier citizen : Saudi
2nd tier citizen, given senior roles but looked down by some saudis : West european and North american
Shit tier citizen, verbally and physically abused : Everyone else
this is just a meme
they only abuse nerds who won't say anything because they're pozzed.
You are proving his point with this post
It's not a bad thing, my ephebophile friend. If I remember correctly relationships between 13 years old and 20something guys are quite common in Argentina. But you'd need a considerable social standing, monetary resources, status. How do you plan on learning the mores of Saudi Arabia? If you are not a Saudi that's almost impossible, even other arabs are going to find the road to integration difficult.
It's shit for anyone who isn't part of the extended Al-Saud family or doesn't have an extreme abundance of money. You will only be able to afford shit-tier accomodation and food and you will have to work like one of the millions of 3rd world quasi-slaves that are already there until you die.
ITS BAD IF THEY'RE NOT MARRIED
any 13 year old who ACCEPTS fornicating should be beaten up with sticks
> But you'd need a considerable social standing, monetary resources, status
NOT TRUE.
Islam allows sex slavery. all serious scholars and imams Accept this. sexual slavery does happen in arabia
also argies who fornicate but refuse to get married are cucks
if a 25 guy MARRIES a 11 YO girl thats better than two people of 20 Yo fornicating
the only Goat in saudi are the ones they rape
>afford
>work
I do not understand this concepts.
I just want to live in a place where woman don't expose their bodies and where homosexuals and thieves are punished in public.
At last I truely see, you've been drinking Fernet...
god bless you!
Wanting to go to a country where they care more about your lifestyle than the religion itself. Seriously everything you'll do will be considered haram.
fernet is for LOW CLASS people
but im serious. it is better to RAPE a 13 y-o. that to allow her to experienc sexual pleasure
if she likes the sex;she is guilty, and Worthy of Punishment. if she is Raped:she is not guilty!! thus she avoids punishment
the rapist does her a favour by using force and not lust and seduction.
Give list of haram things. Im sure i don't do them anyways becuase i am not,at all, a degenerate,of any kind.
It won't be Saudi Arabia then, because you won't be able to immigrate without money and verified assets. Could try your luck with the Berber folk in the surrounding desert if they don't shoot you at first sight.
i STILL dont understand why i SHOULD do all that
ill fake.convert to islam and live there a few years.
You're over-reacting Hans.
Stop drinking fernolas and eat some milanesa, I'm worried about you my son.
I'm out.
Yes man, do it, you will have a lot of fun with dem m8s :^)
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why?
sexual pleasure in the unmarried female is a grave crime.
If a girl is raped she is a victim,not a criminal.
is it not better to be a victim,deserving of comfort,than a criminal,deserving of scourge?
think a little Silvio
this desu
Murder rate in the USA = 4.5
Murder rate in Saudi Arabia = .01
Fuck it, I might go too.
Note: murders in the USA are gang members killing each other and niggers killing each other.
>If a girl is raped she is a victim,not a criminal.
>is it not better to be a victim,deserving of comfort,than a criminal,deserving of scourge?
>think a little Silvio
Then why would you consider moving the Saudi Arabia where if a Women is raped she needs 3+ male witnesses to bring her case otherwise she is stoned to death for false accusations?
you seriously think most niggers who kill aren't in gangs? That Jamal the stoner or Tretre working at Mcdonald's kills people? tarded af
Post yfw the Murder rate in the poorest nigger country in the world (Zimbabwe) where 1/3 of all people are starving to death and unemployment's at 83%, Somehow has a lower murder rate than the USA.
We're shitter than Somalia, SOMALIA HAS A HIGHER GDP DESPITE BEING A NIGGER DESERT
LOOLOLOLOLOL
I can help you revert right now chabón, it's actually pretty easy.
The food you eat must be certified halal.
Absolutely no pork. Chau empanadas de jamón y queso.
That's a meme bro, If you rape a bitch there her family will honor kill you and everyone you're related to and probably kill her too for "being defiled".
>Sense of community
>I don't believe in Allah
Their "sense of community" is because they believe in God, and all of them believe in the same God.
Besides wtf are you on about "sense of community" have you ever even been there to know these things?
>if you rape
if you fornicate or commit adultery the SAME would happen.
COMO QUE CHAU-
I AM NOT A NIGGER. I do not follow argentina costums
Also i only eat fruits and some veggies
This right here is why South America is a shit hole that's beyond saving.
i will fake convert
TBQH Islam is not so bad. men cant think. most men are dumb. so they just follow rules.
methapsyhical speculation is kept to bare minium. Simple clothes,clean lifestyle is encouraged.
Its much unlik oriental cults. and less savage and unregulated than European paganism
>GOAT country
Don't you mean GOAT FUCKING country?
yes
the fact people Fornicate which prompts to say what I did is what indicates we're a shithole
only a sick fuck would approve of a girls enjoying pre-marital sex.
That's Florida :^)
>goatsex
>pedophilia
>beheadings
>no degeneracy
>no savagery
pedophilia is only a form of fornication
if marriage occurs it cease to be pedophila
>beheadings
for criminals. Portoguse gang members ought to be beheaded 4 example
they listen to rap, make hand signs, bother people being on a street corner all day,are very loud..so on
If that's the case then you'll be alright. I fake converted, no biggie. Being white looking helps cause you're more valuable and they help you more, since they feel like they are "converting the enemy". Going to the mosque is a pain sometimes (must do it at least once or twice a year to keep up appearances), sermons are in arabic and I don't speak sandnigger.
I would go weekly.
Mosques are comfy and group prayers give a great sense of belonging
>also i know there are jihadi dickheads on your country. my LGBT pinoy friends tell me about it. youre boys are really cute :3
im a very lonely guy actually. i enjoy being alone
but im not rude and can work without complaining if needed.
Saudis seems OK if you're moslem.
You seem like a worldy man, no homo drop me a msg @ [email protected] if you wish.
Going to bed now.
>unable to discern islamic beliefs from alt rightist beliefs
>this triggers the alt right
alt rights are faggots who deny the holocaust
the holocaust happened and it was good
They also want to "rationalize" Hitler's treatment of slavs.
Slavs are snowniggers.get over it.
You are pathetic. I bet you are fat, ugly and stupid (stupidity proven by this thread), have no girlfriend or friends. That's why you crave the sense of community so much.
It's better for a young girl to enjoy sex without marriage than to be raped you sick motherfucker.
>You are pathetic. I bet you are fat, ugly and stupid (stupidity proven by this thread), have no girlfriend or friends. That's why you crave the sense of community so much.
im not fat nor ugly nor stupid i have some friends
>It's better for a young girl to enjoy sex without marriage than to be raped you sick motherfucker.
Is it better to BE hit or to be Forced to hit people until they bleed and plead for mercy? young girls CAN enjoy sex...WHTHIN WEDLOCK.
Otherwise they're trash. whores.
They ARE whores, sure. But this doesn't mean that it's better to be raped. Let them be whore if they want to, they will pay the price in the future.
Pt 1
Music with Instruments.
Un-Islamic decor (Statues)
Toys (anything resembling a living thing)
Drawing and Art for anything that resembles a human.
Eating pork and monkeys (because they're related to Jews)
Drinking Alcohol
Gambling
Adoption in any form
Playing dice or anything that depends on luck as it goes against Allah's predetermined fate.
Playing anything that results in winning a cash prize.
Interest in debt (only interest free is allowed)
Reading and Writing anything that goes outside the realm of Islam (no high fantasy where they pray to gods other than Allah, for example)
Poetry.
Owning pets other than Cats. (this is because one of Muhammad's friends had cats he was called Abu Hurayra , Father of kittens)
Dancing.
Non Islamic culture (Wearing jeans and t-shirts; Casual stuff)
Counter-Culture/Sub-Culture (Punk, Metal, Goth...etc)
Tattoos
Eating or washing with your left hand.
Imitating Non Muslims (Plucking eyebrows and 'beautifying' self)
Working with non Muslims in restaurants, casinos, temples, banks, courts, bars, and music venues.
Befriending Non Muslims and calling them "Brothers" and "Sisters" all companionship with Non Muslims should be professional only
Premarital relationships.
Making friends with the other gender.
Gender Equality
Talking to other genders before marriage.
Showing affection in public.
Staring or looking directly at the opposite gender.
Masturbating
Not praying five times a day.
Not washing self (Wu'Du) before praying or reading the quran
Homosexuality, or talking with people who are homosexual.
Leaving the religion, or talking with people who left it.
Talking with people outside of the Abrahamic religions
Marrying a slave man/woman that you own.
Marrying your step sister/brother if she/he breast feed from the same mother --If she/he didn't it is okay to marry your step sister/brother--
Slaughtering an animal without saying 'Bismillah'
Stunning the Animal before slitting it's throat
Eating said animal (non halal food)
Pt 2.
For Men
Wearing Gold jewelry
Piercings
Marrying more than four wives
Marrying your birth mother, your grandmother, your daughter, and your granddaughter. (Everyone else is okay, EX Marrying your cousin, your step mother after father died, your mother in law and your grand-grand daughter is okay)
Wearing shorts that show the knees.
Shaving body hair
Wearing perfume (they use something called Oud/Agarwood, it is incense)
Shaving beard lower than 1/2 cm.
Having a long Mustache.
>Dumb spic nigger wants to live in the world's most oppressive shit-hole
Okay man, have fun and don't come back.
One more
Talking too much
Cursing
Praying behind a woman
Not removing hair from certain body parts at least every 40 days…or every Thursday or every Friday (depending on which hadiths make the most sense to you)
Talking to the “opposite” gender (except immediate family members), unless absolutely necessary
Being alone with the “opposite” gender (except immediate family members), unless absolutely necessary
Lusting after the “opposite” gender
Being homosexual (gay, lesbian)
Being neither woman nor man, being queer
Wearing the clothes of the “opposite” gender
Chatting/talking to/with the opposite gender on the Internet
Eating any non-zabeeha/halaal meat (including in the West)
Eating shrimp and most other sea foods
Playing music
Listening to music
Indulging in any musical activities
Being Sunni (according to the non-Sunnis)
Being Shi’ (according to the non-Shi’s)
Being Ismaili (according to the non-Ismailis)
Being Ahmadi (according to the non-Ahmadis)
Being Wahhabi (according to the non-Wahhabis)
Being Christian
Being Jewish
Being Hindu
Being Confucianist
Smoking
Getting tattoos
Putting a khaal (like the Afghans and some Middle Easterners do) on your forehead or anywhere on the face
Nationalism
Tribalism
Preferring your ethnicity to your religion (Islam)
Gossiping
Eating foods with gelatin
Eating with a spoon or fork (rather than with hands)
All forms of art
Taking photos, keeping photos in the home
Having a dog inside the home
Saying the word “khanzeer” (pig) [your prayers won’t be accepted for 40 days afterwards]
Watching TV (unless it’s some educational and Islamic program)
Doritos
Skittles
Starbursts
(And most probably your other favorite candies and chips – let’s pray to God that ferrero rocher isn’t among them, though)
Vitamins/multivitamins
Being vegan and/or vegetarian (especially if you’re a woman! Since you might upset your husband and in-laws)
Playing chess
>let them
no
i LITERALLY don't do a single one of those things.
Seriously.
So go be a sand nigger, spic, it's not like anyone is going to miss you.
>no whores
Saudi Arabia is full of whores. They import them from all over the world.
>Women and men are segregated
That's a little gay, don't you think? Don't get too comfortable with that - if you're found out they'll chuck you off the roof.
>no degenerancy
Not in the streets. Everywhere else, though, expect to find heavy drinkers, drug users, sluts and homosexuals.
>no crime/gangsters
You have no idea.
>Comfy desert
If you like 50C heat, sure. Some scientists say Saudi Arabia will become uninhabitable within the century.
>sense of community
Only outside the major cities. Oh, and places outside the major cities are so backward you'll think you're back in the year 632 AD.
ok
If you say anything, you're whipped or beheaded. So if you don't have a shitton of money, if you ever need to work in Saudi Arabia, you'd better not open your mouth against your 'betters' (sleazy Arabs in dresses).
>That's a little gay, don't you think? Don't get too comfortable with that - if you're found out they'll chuck you off the roof.
>gay
it is CONTINENT. Not the same
>Oh, and places outside the major cities are so backward you'll think you're back in the year 632 AD.
Modernism is disgusting and jewish!
>Not in the streets.
i live mostly in the streets
what does sleazy mean?
>also thinking saudis are such cucks as to allow 'emselves to be treated like this
hehehe
>Modernism is disgusting and jewish!
Bait with moderation, my hwite friend.
Indeed, Saudis will not accept it if their employees talk back to them. That's why you're not going to last long in Saudi Arabia unless you'll act as a sleazy Arab prince's footstool.
So you as someone living in Argentina (who's probably white) has not listened to music, worn non-islamic clothing, talking to other genders before marriage, talking to others who are not from Abrahamic religions, preferring your own ethnicity to the religion, eaten with spoons or forks, having photos at home (or taking them),
Also,
>not believing in allah
ABSOLUTELY HARAM.JPG
And enjoy bending over to arab supremacy. Seriously they're the biggest racists going around. They put negroes to shame.
>music
Niggers blast it out loud but never listen willingly
>clothing
Always use formal,never vulgar or youth clothing
>talking to other genders
only if needed
I do not talk to atheists
I eat with my hands, fruits,veggies, occasionally meat burger. Only hands are needed.
>photos
I own a camera but never ever use it
>doesn't listen to music
>always wears formal clothes
>doesn't talk to women
>eats with hands
In other words, you're autistic.
Saudi men have the worst teeth, I am sure their women are also filth.
are all wahabis autists then??
was mohhamed a massive sperg enabler?
>dat shitty source
>local reports
WHICH reports?? Thats like really hoax
te mataria a piñas fracasado del orto
>Muslime raping a child
>Must be hoax
You're a sand nigger, aren't you?
Yes and yes.
are they friendly like most spergs??
>Niggers blast it out loud but never listen willingly
Irrelevant, it doesn't matter willingly or not.
>Always use formal,never vulgar or youth clothing
Unless its exactly islamic its not approved and therefore haram
>only if needed
THERE IS NO ROOM for excuses.
I do not talk to atheists
>I eat with my hands, fruits,veggies, occasionally meat burger. Only hands are needed.
That meat better be halal.
Arab wahhabbis are the true muslims. To deny it is absolutely haram.
No. Either you're an Arab by race, or you're a second-class citizen and they look down on you.
I look down on humans on general. so whatever
also people have said i look like turk/syrian
>wahabis
>not salafies being truer moslems
So you wouldn't mind if your wife dreamt about a BBC but was faithful only because of the fear of punishment?
Only when women are free, you can distinguish the whores from the pure ones.
>also people have said i look like turk/syrian
Syrians are treated badly in Saudi Arabia. They're used as slaves, not paid much if at all. If they complain, their work permit is revoked and they're sent back to the hell that is Syria.
that's like saying
>kill 'em all let allah sort 'em out
so saudi is actually a minarchy?
Weird stuff.
why don't sryans just hire each other and make self-sustaining community? Are they dumb or something?
Wahabbis arrogantly claim to be true because they believe that only the word of Allah and the koran should be accepted. Wahabbis are more violent and intolerant (as its well known already). All wahabis are salafists but all salafists are not wahabis.
So try being a salafi (or supporting it) in SA and see how long you last.
does wahabism or salafism really exist as a palpable entity or are they self-labels attributed on whimsical or aribitrary basis?
WHO defines the concept of each branch of Islam?
are there like super-clerics who say"I declare bombing is legal and slavery is legal" or stuff like that?
WTF? So in your mind, saying "let the people be free, because only then, they will show their true colors" equals to "let's kill'em all"? Well that's good to know. You should move there asap.
whoredom is not freedom
silly pole, go POLISH your brain
somalians are half nigger half shitskin
i guess its because your country is full blown nigger
Yes, it is and you know it. Stop pretending.
>goat
>too easy
:') then Ted Bundy was just a free man
Male:female ratio is roughly 1:1
Bigwigs have dozens of wives
You'd be a tribeless outsider doomed to me a cumskin permavirgin
I can just travel to europe, rape a whore, and get off scot-free
THANKS MERKEL
>Marrying more than four wives
Don't the sheiks have dozens of wives?
Do you have a reading difficulty? When did I said that killing innocent people is freedom?
damn senpaitachi
Both do exist yes. Both groups tend to support and/or fund islamist groups like the muslim brotherhood. This group is dedicated to spreading sharia law across the world as well as converting the populace to islam.
Many muslims say x, y and z are not true islam. Yet they still claim to have 1.7bln followers across the world. They don't even know their own religion or what it entails because they're just repeatedly told by their imams and greater community that it's perfect, just accept it and don't question it.
There's actually no known universal body who decides who is real or not because not all muslims would accept it. Funny thing is though the ones who don't follow it are considered not real muslims, or "moderates"
The only muslims who are "true" and reliable muslims are the ones who follow the quran. ISIS would be an example of this, that's why they kill more muslims than westerners.
You're not allowed to question them because that's haram.
OH! maybe we just have to wait until he murders so we can know his true colors
David 'Fairweather Flip Flop' Myatt. There should be a thread about him.
>There's actually no known universal body who decides who is real or not because not all muslims would accept it. Funny thing is though the ones who don't follow it are considered not real muslims, or "moderates"
>The only muslims who are "true" and reliable muslims are the ones who follow the quran. ISIS would be an example of this, that's why they kill more muslims than westerners.
so...basically Islam as single united body is a lie and only many sects/groups claiming to be the true Islam exist?
whata spook. people should wake up to it
british neonazis are very comfy. just chillin with tea and next day they blow up your ass
>Cooper "super duper" nail bomber