*contaminates your royal gene pool from with dna from generations of inbreeding*

*contaminates your royal gene pool from with dna from generations of inbreeding*

nice

>contaminates
That's not how royal families work.

Tasmanians don't even know how normal families work

BIG DANISH COCK

that "royal gene pool" is probably far more inbred

They were before their time, normal family structures are history

Nah, it's cool, every royal house needs to produce a lecherous drunk heir every 2-3 of generations

Them and Britain should have just listened to the French and guillotined the inbred bastards.

Would being a princess really be worth it if you had to learn that godawful moonspeak they use in Denmark?

Judging by this, the kids are all carbon copies of the dad

atleast we have our own language

At least there's no topless paparazzi pics of her like that other princess.

Is her Dansk any good?

Her mother and father were Scottish immigrants, she's hardly Australian let alone Tasmanian

...

>two royal deaths later
>*gives your country to australia*

She speaks it fluently but her dialects sounds like a mix between posh danish and redneck jutish.

As long as they don't take after the wanker uncle it's all good.

Jokes on you. There is a Brazilian banging the prince of Italy right now.

tell me about the tasmanian

>contaminates your royal gene pool from with dna from generations of inbreeding
that's like contaminating a septic tank by pissing in it

>royal gene pool
>inbreeding

hmmmm

in the unphotoshopped picture she had 2 heads

>royal family
>they're all commoners
what a ripoff

>mfw a r*publican enters the thread

You are a cuck if you are either a Republican and a royalist.

*or a royalist

Yeah but only the British royal family is actually relevant. No one cares about the others.

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