His country doesn't have a super-volcano

>his country doesn't have a super-volcano

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Enjoy living under a huge C4

Is that Turkey's or Greece's?

That's a greek Island

Even a VEI-7 is enough to cause Volcanic winter

Every American ass is a super volcano

Why US don't use those 7 volcanos for eletricity?

hey turns out the only real countries in the world all have supervolcanoes.

Dman. We didn't even need to drop the nukes. We could have just waited for the volcanos to destroy Japan for us.

great post

How can we even compete

>Volcanolets

I don't know

>his country isn't geologically stable

> >his country doesn't have a super-volcano
ahahahahhahah... *inhales* AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
*grabs stomach* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>His country isn't a volcano

We dont have volcanos, tornados/hurricanes, earthquakes, tsunamis...
This disaster thing is only for those that don't have anything to do with their time and also corrupt countries that need a escape goat to steal even more.

>a escape goat
When you run out of escape rope

May the Vesuvio help us

OOOOOO VESUVIUS WASH THEM WITH FIRE

That's the volcano that caused the bronce dark age.

Also know as the 7 plages of Egypt

what did you say about me boy?

BRRRRAAAAAPPPPPP

Vesuvius is only a VEI-5
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phlegraean_Fields

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1883_eruption_of_Krakatoa
>The pressure wave generated by the colossal fourth and final explosion radiated out from Krakatoa at 1,086 km/h (675 mph). The eruption is estimated to have reached 310 dB, loud enough to be heard clearly 5,000 kilometres (3,100 mi) away. It was so powerful that it ruptured the eardrums of sailors 64 km (40 miles) away on ships in the Sunda Strait, and caused a spike of more than 2 12 inches of mercury (8.5 kPa) in pressure gauges 160 km (100 miles) away, attached to gasometers in the Batavia gasworks, sending them off the scale.

>The pressure wave was recorded on barographs all over the world. Several barographs recorded the wave seven times over the course of five days: four times with the wave travelling away from the volcano to its antipodal point, and three times travelling back to the volcano. Hence, the wave rounded the globe three and a half times. Ash was propelled to an estimated height of 80 km (50 mi).

>The eruptions diminished rapidly after that point, and by the morning of 28 August, Krakatoa was silent. Small eruptions, mostly of mud, continued into October 1883. By then, less than 30% of the original island remained.

And this was just a VEI-6

>It was so powerful that it ruptured the eardrums of sailors 64 km (40 miles) away on ships in the Sunda Strait

good post

cute
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1815_eruption_of_Mount_Tambora

1000% spooky

...

This
Then Italy can proceed to conquer the stars

>entire city of jakarta will be deaf when the next eruption happens

we're safe for now :^)

And then some, if a VEI 7 happens in as short a timeframe as Krakatoa's VEI 6 did (so pretty much as a single gigantic explosion), it'll probably increase the eardrum shattering range by some several dozen kilometers

This will seriously disrupt my supply of cheap clothing and hard drives

I want a cute boy's volcano to erupt in my boy hole...

Piss off cunt.

I'm not a cunt! I'm a boi-pucci.

Looking at OP's map just goes to show you how fucked we are. All those VEI-8's have to erupt at some point.

You know lgbt exist as a board right?
you could even get bf out there

They don't have to, they can also collapse inward wth plate tectonics. Odds are at least one is going to at some point though.

>europe doomed
>east asia fucked
>americas pretty much swept
>africa safe
hmmm

Reverse Out of Africa fucking when?

All it would take is one to stretch modern civilization to the breaking point if not flat out collapse.

>Africa
>Safe
They've managed to fuck their continent well enough even without a supervolcano

A supervolcano can plunge the earth into a mini-ice age. Africa tier shitholes have absolutely no hope. A large portion of their populations will simply starve to death.

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110 people have died from tornadoes in Brazil since 1948.

>It is a logarithmic scale, which means that an increase of one in VEI number is equivalent to a tenfold increase in volume of erupted material.

>his country doesn't have a super-volcano
>his country
>his

So it's like the magnitude scale, between a degree and another the earthquake is 30 times stronger

Yeah, except it's not 30, it's 10. So it's not like the magnitude scale at all.

I imagine there are a lot more, in continents like Middle Asia, South Asia, Middle East, Antartica and Africa.

There would be more discoveries in developed nations with more access to science and equipments. Is it a surprise that most know SV's are in and near developed countries.