Be Dutch

>be Dutch
>Nothing happens
Most happening deprived country in Europe.

dubs say your country gets an islamic attack tomorrow

Off by one.

Does this mean overmorrow?

Non-happening confirmed. Thanks USbro.

Sheeiiit

Wasn't there an artist or something that got killed a few years back from mocking the religion of peace?

>AVID listens to all calls
>probably an even more invasive privacy destroying scheme than the US
>lawyers openly admit that they are cucked and that you shouldnt call them up to discuss things with them over the phone
>may actually still have some trace amounts of proper, imperialistic volition in them...perhaps.
>voted to get out of the EU before it was cool

if we got out of the EU, dumped all the randstad, amsterdam, rotterdam and den haag shitskins away into the ocean. This place would be actually pretty neat to live in.

Kankerlijer, ik moet overmorgen werken.


Ze pakken toch niet een industrieterrein? En wie pizza hier?

So Wikipedia says the reason your flag is red instead of orange is because the orange dye tended to turn red after a while so you just made the official color red. This doesn't speak well to your ability to resist Islamic invasion.

That's a myth.

i have a son living in den helder

i worked there at the port for 5 months. met her online and she lived closeby. i asked to be sent back home to britain when she told me she was pregnant

she doesn't even have any contact details of mine

i'm honestly deeply deeply ashamed about it

she was beautiful but i shat myself and ran away. the kid is about 1 year old now according to her facebook that i stalk

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Yes the hatemonger was pacified by a religion of peace holy man.

It could be glorious 80's heaven again

I love the Netherlands. You have been based throughout all of history. Never change, dutchfags.

KEK already confirmed netherlands is going to be fine

It's not too late.
Write a letter. It's more personal.

Unless you're a nog. Then your behaviour is perfectly normal and she deserved it.

K A N K E R

geen kebab pizza hoop ik?
boycot die troep.

>letting your son grow up with a single mother
Goddamn it man get your shit together.

Now if only we could uncuck the men here with /fit/ and a focus to restore testosterone.

Wie houdt er nou niet van kebab?

fair hair blue eyes. my boy the same

i'm a coward m8, she deserves better. every boy needs a father growing up

rip (f)

Heb je de wat oudere turken gezien hier? Allemaal een dikke pens van teveel kebab vriend.
Denk om je gezondheid en ban fastfood :^)

>Glorieuze 80er jaren
>Grote werkloosheid en ondanks dat hordes gastarbeiders

En dat is hoe mijn vader in een kibbutz eindigde, doe het niet kerel. (Dat gezegd, hij is redelijk pro-palestina/anti-israel tegenwoordig)

your, and mine numbers suggest you do it

That's fucking shameful. You better go back to her with your tail between your legs and beg her to let you back into that kids life.

Fucking degenerate.

Stop being a nigger and get involved in your child's life.

i am become swamp

GET BACK THERE NOW YOU FUCKING WHITE NIGGER!

We don't need more fucked up White kids.

Just by contacting her you can be that father. Even if she doesn't want you anymore. Best of all, you'll maybe have a place to go once brexit goes completely tits up

>dvw geen nederlandse vriendin

we all make mistakes. i don't want pity. only the courage to drop everything i have here at home and to go do the right thing.

i'm sorry i should never have brought this shit to the thread

He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

-Nietzsche

>courage
Stop being a whiny faggot and raise your fucking kids you white nigger

We're not giving you fucking pitty, how fucking thick must your filter be to be reading any of our posts as pity? We're calling you a fucking degenerate that needs to go back to that woman and beg her to let you back in.

We have nothing better to talk about anyway, since no happenings as of yet.

Just write a letter man. Do it for the kid at the very least.

You are next

Do it like us

Watch and enjoy from safe distance and neutrality as the happening around unfolds

Ukraine, give radar intel or fuck off.

It was the Russians, wasn't it?

i hope nothing happens, mainly so i won't have to be emberassed by all the dutch people talking in english on international tv.

>literally has a war going on in his country

lmao

The only person I pity is the child who has to grow up without a father. You are an absolute scumbag.

This so much.
>I was standing there for the cat's cunt

Listen, the only thing stopping you from doing the right thing is YOU. That child needs you in his life..now stop being a pussy and do what you have to do.

Don bother coming back on Sup Forums until you stop being a nigger.

When will Flanders go back to Netherlands? It triggers my autism that Belgium exists.

>Flanders to Netherlands
>Wallonia to France
>Brussels to hell

It's all so simple.

>And when it started I started shitting seven colours of poop
>I could feel at my water something was wrong
>But hey, who burns his hole must sit on the blisters!


-Can you say anything about the perpetrators' origin/religion
>SPEAKING IS SILVER, SILENCE IS GOLD

When the EU collapses. Flanders should probably be autonomous though.

Ik haat Nederlanders oetz senpai

Aanslag op roze maandag?????

congrats on being a nigger user.

Probably never. If it were to happen, we would own both the first busiest and third busiest port for container ships. There are major financial benefits to it.

That said, our cultures are a bit different. Not sure how we would get along.

WOODEN SHOES
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It's okay
I love you Spainbro.

>Wilders comes to power
>banishes all Muslims to Tuigdorp
>no more kapsalon
>no more broodje döner
no.jpg

Ruh-roh

After the Trump/May/Wilders/Le Pen alliance powers up to crush Brussels.

Yeah because islamists are the only ones capable of cutting up a meat pillar.

Kay if it happens i'll believe the stupid frog meme

STOMME KUT

DE KIKKER VERGEET NIET

So you volunteer to become the local Turk? I don't want to stand there and cut the meatpillar.

No but do we have a shortage of MBO-snackbar students?

I know how you feel, senpai

>Een theedoekje

We tolerate the Frisians too, and they're a different species.

Belgium would have a muslim majority by the the time we could finish making those arrangements so no thanks.

Fair point.

but do we want it?

Probably not.

>Een Kutleeuw

Your image should say KEK vult, cause

Kek = god = deus

Holy trips of the Third Kek says Donetsk becomes Russia

>Wall of everything except the Ardennes and the rivers coming out of antwerp
>Make the walled of bits a concentration camp
>Free extra port
???
Profijt

>DE KIKKER VERGEET NIET
godverdomme user, nou zit er koffie op mijn scherm

Sup Forums, what can we do to please Kek's will so that the Dutch are blest with happenings?

Reminder that they are called s a b o t s

zit lekker te genieten van een salade

fuck pizza met dit weer

DESIGNATED

Yes thank you. I didn't make the image. I know it's wrong but I posted it anyway.
I know Deus = Díos

See, this is precisely the kind of spirit that prevents meme magic from taking place.

They need to stop acting like blacks is all, sandrats are too busy killing eachother off in the randstad to make anything happen.

SHITTING

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Nah, te warm voor pizza. Zo ff de BBQ aan slingeren als de regen een beetje minder wordt, burgertjes en kipjes grillen.

Huh. Well, then.

Dutchfags, since you have one of the busiest ports on the planet, I have a simple and cheap way for you to remove kebab once and for all.

1. Collect a shitton of cargo containers.
2. Cut ventilation holes into cargo containers.
3. Round up shitskins near port.
4. Load shitskins into containers.
5. Load containers onto ships.
6. Send ships into North Sea
7. Adjust ballast on ships to cause heavy listing and dump containers into North Sea
8. Restore ballast to right the ship and use cranes to jettison any containers that failed to slide into the sea.
9. Return to port to get the next load.

Your average 40' can will hold 150 people without issue. The average PANAMAX container ship can hold more than 8000 40' cans. That's good for 1.2 million shitskins per trip.

>tfw no sabot shoes

STREETS

>Van Gogh anti-Islam descendant murdered
>national consevative party leader murdered
>nothing happens
I wonder why Wilders hasn't been offed yet too

>AANGEWEZEN
>SCHIJT
>STRATEN

Why step 2

Because containers will float otherwise.

Chill, senpai.

Good thinking.

Because he has had personal security 24/7 for years now.
Islam is such an enrichment to people's lives.

>be colgate
Your time will come. You also have areas with dangerous migrant numbers if I'm not mistaken.

>tfw no HEAT shoes, either