My name is Jeff,but you call me Jeff.
Ever since I can remember,I've lived on a farm with our horses. Horses have
always been the best friends in my life because I don't usually get to go
out much because of all the farm work.
Today,I'm going to tell you about an incredible experience I had with one
of our best horses...and my best friend at that...Swift.
We called him Swift because he was very fast and he looked amazing when he
galloped in the wind with his mane flying everywhere...he's gorgeous,has a
brown fur,and has huge blue eyes.
I was alone in the barn and had finished cleaning out all the stalls except
for Swift's. I wanted our moment together to be just right.
I took off all my clothes,folded them neatly and put them in the tack room.
My body shook as I approached the horse's stall but I managed to open the
door and shut it behind me.
As Swift had never seen me naked before,this was a little bit of a shock to
him and he came over to me immediately sniffing me with his soft nose. That
tickled,I thought to myself.
He sniffed me all over and then he let out a lick to my face with his
big,soft tongue. Ooh,did that feel good. I sat down and spread my legs. He
continued licking me with his warm big tongue and going up and down my
belly cleaning me up. I was in heaven,being naked with a horse and in
addition to that,he was giving me a tongue bath! Things went up a notch
though when Swift came to my penis and balls and gave them a lick.
I went into an erection and almost cummed right there. But I held back and
enjoyed the moment for as long as possible.The horse continued his swift
motions of licking up and down my shaft and balls coating me with his
saliva until I couldn't take it anymore and cummed! Some got all me and
Swift's face.
I had sex with a horse!
This seemed to give Swift some sort of message because the next thing he
did was well...let me put this way,it was hot all of a sudden. Laying down
enjoy- ing the feeling of being spent I didn't realize what was happening
until I felt this tinkle on my forehead. I looked up and all of a sudden a
shower of horse piss flowed from Swift's penis right all over my body and
into my mouth!
Not wanting to scare the poor horse,I let him have his way and opened my
mouth letting the piss poor in. The taste wasn't as horrible as I thought
it was so I swallowed as much as I could get in. As the piss continued to
flow, I found myself aroused by the smell of the piss itself and then let
it flow all over my body getting my all wet. The horse then stopped
suddenly making me sigh.
I got an idea just then and licked his giant penis up and down his shaft
like a dog. I then proceed to rubbing his balls to please him which he give
a whin- ny at. I continued my tongue massage on his shaft when I reached up
and felt under his tail. He seemed to like that so I got out from
underneath him and went behind his ass.
I then proceeded to lift up his tail and gazed at his gorgeous ass hole. It
was black and almost clean as a whistle. Not wanting to make this horse
wait, I massage his enormous ass checks and then kissing the ass hole on
this horse. The horse back up into me wanting more, so I did so continuing
to kiss and lick his asshole reaching in my tongue as far as possible and
tasting his shit which was amazingly not that bad either. With that, the
horse let out a fart and I sniffed it in sighing with content. I couldn't
hold in any longer...I had to do it with this horse!
You joke, but this was legal here until very recently
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Someone nuke finland fast
B&
>My name is Jeff,but you call me Jeff.
I'm really not sure what disgusts me more, having sex with a horse or not being able to greentext.
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worst part about this story is that it's obviously based on that viral video of the dude licking the horse asshole
>I had sex with a horse!
but... you aren't canadian
Thats what you get for being a pleb phoneposter
Or the countless American states where bestiality's been legal LONG before it was legal in Canada you degenerate burger philistine.
Pic related, this is what the civilized world thinks of you.
Smart right-wingers laugh at you. Even degenerate liberals laugh at you. There's a reason why clowns wear red, white, and blue.
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Is this why Finland is such a successful country?
cute to post that Shanghai fraud
cherry-picked students in sweatshop conditions
FTW
Post some web.m's for us
Even America's cherrypicked students couldn't even make it top 20.
>cute to post that Shanghai fraud
>cherry-picked students in sweatshop conditions
>FTW
meanwhile, wealthy Chinese are sending their kids to American universities — since in China everyone thinks cheating is normal for academics
I want my gf to cuck me with a horse while I eat its asshole.
wrong board.
probably because dropouts are among the most successful in business
why slave away becoming the world's next spelling bee winner when you can have a life?