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Buy bitbean and hang niggers edition

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it's 0635

we're asleep

Never too early to buy bitbean

i just bought bitbean, when do i become rich?

Today I shall become an Asian man

i wonder if i have an accent

morning buds

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oh fuck yeah

H-hi

hey

In-n-out is an outdated meme, The Habit is the new Cali burger kino

those burgers are so cute!

You're an outdated meme

How are you?

tired

Well go to sleep, silly.

i gotta go to work

Oh. Well have fun at work.

could easily beat your gf to a pulp

it's 08:20:00 you dingdong

you'll still look stupid flailing your arms around in the air like that

Leau

I have a feeling that baron doesn't fall too far from the tree

>judaism is the first monotheistic religion
>god has been around for the existence of time

T W O S I P S

>webinar

yay

>>Judaism is the first monotheistic religion
Citation needed
>>god has been around for the existence of time
Lol noice quip my fellow pseud

wouldnt mind smooching a girl on her lips

Which is it?

obviously with a straw, idiot

You guys notice that the people who scream about how absurdist and black humour are offensive are generally the same fucking faggots who consider themselves really "into humour" and ever so slightly risque because they listened to Louis C.K's Live at Beacon Theatre once?

The same fucking faggots who claim there's a rule in comedy that you must always punch up are are the retards laughing at surreal memes and shitty me_irl reddit garbage and then going on 20 post twitter rants about how nick mullen and cum town are problematic.

Hur dur look at me i'm a patronizing white hipster brooklyn faggot who thinks minorities are fragile and can't take jokes. Watch me erase thousands of minority artists who make raunchy jokes at the expense of other minority groups for the sake of comedy.

Yeah dude I love Monty Python who doesn't?! Oh wait they made fun of asians and jews like 200 times? Um nevermind I never thought they're THAT funny lol...whoops, I'll just stick to John Oliver now that's peak humour right there!

I fucking hate these people. Laughter is a visceral reaction. I will never fucking apologize for laughing at something I find funny. Go fuck yourself you dumb college arts dyke, your three humanities courses doesn't make you an authority on social relationships or comedy.

>A very funny person. Contributor to @Pastemagazine and @Voxdotcom.

Start fucking punching journalists. I hate these people so fucking much. Imagine getting paid $60k a year for posting yours shitty opinions once a month in a garbage magazine and then posting two hundred times on twitter each day about quirky memes and current pop culture, and occasionally about some avant grande art shit that you think mades you deep and intellectual without realizing that every fucking person even slightly into arts knows who Bruegel is.

lol

will not be reading this

i really like the direction this started off going but saw it was a fucking book so stopped there

Fuck niggers

I like ranting on /cum/ whenever I'm on ritalin

Can't stop calling people soyboys

very bad banter, no semblance of an argument

I think I may have the beginning of a very serious alcohol problem

Then stop drinking you victim complex fetishist

you gonna make me? bud you don't understand my mentality

Yeah sure thing you fucking victim

its only a problem insofar as the user perceives it as a problem

by all means, drink yourself into oblivion
i fully support your decision

have you raped any girls yet?

retard

no i dont rape thanks

Sound of Silver talk to me
Makes you want to feel like a teenager
Until you remember the feelings of
A real live emotional teenager
Then you think again
Sound of Silver talk to me
Makes you want to feel like a teenager
Until you remember the feelings of
A real live emotional teenager
Then you think again, think again, think again
Sound of Silver talk to me
Makes you want to feel like a teenager
Until you remember the feelings of
A real live emotional teenager
Then you think again
Sound of Silver talk to me
Makes you want to feel like a teenager
Until you remember the feelings of
A real live emotional teenager
Then you think again, think again, think again
Sound of Silver talk to me
Makes you want to feel like a teenager
Until you remember the feelings of
A real live emotional teenager
Then you think again
Sound of Silver talk to me
Makes you want to feel like a teenager
Until you remember the feelings of
A real live emotional teenager
Then you think again

something a rapist esl teacher would say

that's not how it works

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me lyk asyawn kartewn

who the hell are you to say whos got a problem man

Ah yes people literally dying of liver failure have no problems

not to mention the fact you can very easily die a horrible death from withdrawal alone

in my view, if you enjoy it and it doesnt hurt other people then its not a problem even if its detrimental to your own health

plenty of people have vices that society doesnt label a 'problem', so feeling that way about alcohol is silly

im back from work you guys

You are an absolute brainlet

what if it drives you homeless, that seems to be a problem for society.
remind me, why is alcohol legal?

>remind me, why is alcohol legal?
Because men threatened to destroy society if it wasn't legalized

I have an opinion on the current discussion and request that you all read and agree with my opinion when I post it.

not planning on reading that soyboys opinion

>Trump account retweets anti-Muslim videos

MY PRESIDENT!

Can he do anything other than tweet?

thinking outside the box takes a lot of work,, not for everyone its ok

certainly not in america--the cost is negligible overall

>the "anti" muslim videos are just average videos of muslims

why does the media try so hard to protect society from seeing muslims in a non-positive light?

why did you respond to my same post with 2 different responses

>ISIS pretty much wiped out
>economy hitting record highs
>wall construction and planning already beginning
>tax cuts on the way
>libs eternally butthurt
>entire world is finally realizing how trash the mainstream media is on all sides

Honestly he's been exactly what this country needed.

just felt a sudden compulsion to buy loads of beans

He's too busy cyber stalking Chinese teenagers

stop working odd hours

None of those important points are directly attributable to him.

Let me know when the rest of his camp bails

Nothing can be directly attributed to any politician then

18/f/taibei

what is your reasoning for that? some things can be diretly associated with some politicians, cut out your black and white

Taiwanese != Chinese dumbass

Name 1 important thing that can be directly attributed to any politician

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Need a gf.

nah you really don’t

i see you are in an argument with someone else and that's why you said that, i was going to say truman approved the bombing of nagasaki and hiroshima but that may not pass his standards

I'm so lonely please give me a gf

>approved
>directly

hmmmm

>tfw all of my problems in my life were created by me

*dabs on you*

THERE ARE LITERALLY NO CHINESE IN TAIWAN. NONE

need this in my life senpai

he directly approved it

i think you are confusing the defintions of "directly" and "solely"

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good morning famalam. going to make eggs and toast now.

It's not fucking fair. Why do we only get one chance at life

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yellow fever must be eliminated

kys and try again

depending on how your remains are scattered, you might revive as a human again

How do I know this will work

Why do people still care about that guy?

i think white girls are cute too. to be honest desu ne there's more of them that i interact with than azns

its like a never ending trainwreck in slow motion you cant stop watching

What do you think about the musician of our generation? Did you listen to him before he died?
When did chokers get popular anyway? Like half of the girls I know own a choker.

>MLA citations