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it's 0635
we're asleep
Never too early to buy bitbean
i just bought bitbean, when do i become rich?
Today I shall become an Asian man
i wonder if i have an accent
morning buds
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oh fuck yeah
H-hi
hey
In-n-out is an outdated meme, The Habit is the new Cali burger kino
those burgers are so cute!
You're an outdated meme
How are you?
tired
Well go to sleep, silly.
i gotta go to work
Oh. Well have fun at work.
could easily beat your gf to a pulp
it's 08:20:00 you dingdong
you'll still look stupid flailing your arms around in the air like that
Leau
I have a feeling that baron doesn't fall too far from the tree
>judaism is the first monotheistic religion
>god has been around for the existence of time
T W O S I P S
>webinar
yay
>>Judaism is the first monotheistic religion
Citation needed
>>god has been around for the existence of time
Lol noice quip my fellow pseud
wouldnt mind smooching a girl on her lips
Which is it?
obviously with a straw, idiot
You guys notice that the people who scream about how absurdist and black humour are offensive are generally the same fucking faggots who consider themselves really "into humour" and ever so slightly risque because they listened to Louis C.K's Live at Beacon Theatre once?
The same fucking faggots who claim there's a rule in comedy that you must always punch up are are the retards laughing at surreal memes and shitty me_irl reddit garbage and then going on 20 post twitter rants about how nick mullen and cum town are problematic.
Hur dur look at me i'm a patronizing white hipster brooklyn faggot who thinks minorities are fragile and can't take jokes. Watch me erase thousands of minority artists who make raunchy jokes at the expense of other minority groups for the sake of comedy.
Yeah dude I love Monty Python who doesn't?! Oh wait they made fun of asians and jews like 200 times? Um nevermind I never thought they're THAT funny lol...whoops, I'll just stick to John Oliver now that's peak humour right there!
I fucking hate these people. Laughter is a visceral reaction. I will never fucking apologize for laughing at something I find funny. Go fuck yourself you dumb college arts dyke, your three humanities courses doesn't make you an authority on social relationships or comedy.
>A very funny person. Contributor to @Pastemagazine and @Voxdotcom.
Start fucking punching journalists. I hate these people so fucking much. Imagine getting paid $60k a year for posting yours shitty opinions once a month in a garbage magazine and then posting two hundred times on twitter each day about quirky memes and current pop culture, and occasionally about some avant grande art shit that you think mades you deep and intellectual without realizing that every fucking person even slightly into arts knows who Bruegel is.
lol
will not be reading this
i really like the direction this started off going but saw it was a fucking book so stopped there
Fuck niggers
I like ranting on /cum/ whenever I'm on ritalin
Can't stop calling people soyboys
very bad banter, no semblance of an argument
I think I may have the beginning of a very serious alcohol problem
Then stop drinking you victim complex fetishist
you gonna make me? bud you don't understand my mentality
Yeah sure thing you fucking victim
its only a problem insofar as the user perceives it as a problem
by all means, drink yourself into oblivion
i fully support your decision
have you raped any girls yet?
retard
no i dont rape thanks
Sound of Silver talk to me
Makes you want to feel like a teenager
Until you remember the feelings of
A real live emotional teenager
Then you think again
Sound of Silver talk to me
Makes you want to feel like a teenager
Until you remember the feelings of
A real live emotional teenager
Then you think again, think again, think again
Sound of Silver talk to me
Makes you want to feel like a teenager
Until you remember the feelings of
A real live emotional teenager
Then you think again
Sound of Silver talk to me
Makes you want to feel like a teenager
Until you remember the feelings of
A real live emotional teenager
Then you think again, think again, think again
Sound of Silver talk to me
Makes you want to feel like a teenager
Until you remember the feelings of
A real live emotional teenager
Then you think again
Sound of Silver talk to me
Makes you want to feel like a teenager
Until you remember the feelings of
A real live emotional teenager
Then you think again
something a rapist esl teacher would say
that's not how it works
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me lyk asyawn kartewn
who the hell are you to say whos got a problem man
Ah yes people literally dying of liver failure have no problems
not to mention the fact you can very easily die a horrible death from withdrawal alone
in my view, if you enjoy it and it doesnt hurt other people then its not a problem even if its detrimental to your own health
plenty of people have vices that society doesnt label a 'problem', so feeling that way about alcohol is silly
im back from work you guys
You are an absolute brainlet
what if it drives you homeless, that seems to be a problem for society.
remind me, why is alcohol legal?
>remind me, why is alcohol legal?
Because men threatened to destroy society if it wasn't legalized
I have an opinion on the current discussion and request that you all read and agree with my opinion when I post it.
not planning on reading that soyboys opinion
>Trump account retweets anti-Muslim videos
MY PRESIDENT!
Can he do anything other than tweet?
thinking outside the box takes a lot of work,, not for everyone its ok
certainly not in america--the cost is negligible overall
>the "anti" muslim videos are just average videos of muslims
why does the media try so hard to protect society from seeing muslims in a non-positive light?
why did you respond to my same post with 2 different responses
>ISIS pretty much wiped out
>economy hitting record highs
>wall construction and planning already beginning
>tax cuts on the way
>libs eternally butthurt
>entire world is finally realizing how trash the mainstream media is on all sides
Honestly he's been exactly what this country needed.
just felt a sudden compulsion to buy loads of beans
He's too busy cyber stalking Chinese teenagers
stop working odd hours
None of those important points are directly attributable to him.
Let me know when the rest of his camp bails
Nothing can be directly attributed to any politician then
18/f/taibei
what is your reasoning for that? some things can be diretly associated with some politicians, cut out your black and white
Taiwanese != Chinese dumbass
Name 1 important thing that can be directly attributed to any politician
Need a gf.
nah you really don’t
i see you are in an argument with someone else and that's why you said that, i was going to say truman approved the bombing of nagasaki and hiroshima but that may not pass his standards
I'm so lonely please give me a gf
>approved
>directly
hmmmm
>tfw all of my problems in my life were created by me
*dabs on you*
THERE ARE LITERALLY NO CHINESE IN TAIWAN. NONE
need this in my life senpai
he directly approved it
i think you are confusing the defintions of "directly" and "solely"
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good morning famalam. going to make eggs and toast now.
It's not fucking fair. Why do we only get one chance at life
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yellow fever must be eliminated
kys and try again
depending on how your remains are scattered, you might revive as a human again
How do I know this will work
Why do people still care about that guy?
i think white girls are cute too. to be honest desu ne there's more of them that i interact with than azns
its like a never ending trainwreck in slow motion you cant stop watching
What do you think about the musician of our generation? Did you listen to him before he died?
When did chokers get popular anyway? Like half of the girls I know own a choker.
>MLA citations