2018 OFFICIAL AND DEFINATIVE SEX POSITION POWER RANKINGS

1) Doggy
2) Spoons
3) Missionary
4) Cowgirl
5) Reverse cowgirl if she’s got a fat ass
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6) Reverse cowgirl if she has a boney ass
7) Standing Missionary
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8) 69
9) Waterfall
10) Pretzel

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9999999) no gf

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You’re doing gods work leaf bro

do you rate the mating press OP?

El canadiANO señoras y señores

> Sup Forums power rankings
Go back to 2011 OP

doggy is for girls

>Missionary over Cowgirl

Shit list

>number one isn't that position where she is laying all down with her belly on the floor and you are penetrating her like a plank, grabbing her tits as you fuck her
Shit list, leaf

What....no tribadism on the list

Sad leaf you are

>tfw biggest kink is having my dick spit on

Excellent thread.
Gorgeous virtual entertainment.
Beautiful arrange of words

10/10

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any non-virgins here? i want to go in an autistic fueled shooting spree

missionary. i want to see her facial expression

this does not sound comfy at all, my personal favorite is girl laying on belly and tightly grabbing her arms and pushing down on them while fucking or pushing down on her head while in the same position

Doggy is for those who want to feel in charge

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disappointment?

>probone not top 3
virgin or premature ejaculator

>throat fucking not listed

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Boredom

prone* fuck

*pronebone

What about the one where I watch the black guy from my work break her hymen?

I'm a boob man so for me it's cowgirl

>no armpit sex

what the fuck are you doing, OP?

Shit list. Mating press is easily 1.

based Sup Forums always comes together for sexual discussion

>no prone bone

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unironically would rather get a handjob than 69, which literally only looks good in porn. in real life it is just overly complicated foreplay

Is this a European thing?

kino
lmao fucking mutts

>I'm a boob man

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Also what's that position called where you are both sitting back on your knees and you fuck the girl from behind while wrapping your hands tight around her? That's GOAT too.

It's how alphas fuck it lets you totally dominate and control the girl.

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what does sex feel life?

i only fuck my bitch prone bone

>he cums from 69
Y I K E S

>being an ass man
>pic related you literal nigger

>not rating cowgirl
shit list

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prone bone >>>>>>>> doggy

Tribadism is best feeling as a lesbian trying to make my female clit cum like a true slut.

Well, it does sound complicated when you take the mobility scooters into account

Where did i ever said such a thing?
lmao amerimutt education, stay out of it when the big boys are talking son.

>cowgirl

Absolutely disgusting. Any sex position where the girl has to do the work is soy tier

Brehs I need advice. I would like to choke a girl while fucking.
How to initiate?
Is it true most of them like it?

>all this obsession with the ass
you might as well turn fags and get fucked in the arse

hello patricians

tell her to do it to you first

>Is it true most of them like it?
yes, every one of them. just slip her a couple of pills and practice with her unconscious.

justt grab her neck with one hand gently at the beginning, and as you go harder start pressing a bit, see if she likes it or she removes your hand of her neck. Also just tell her you wanna try it.

all the girls i’ve choked have asked for it
so wait till she asks for it

Range ban these fuckers

Sorry user you lose
Butts > Boobs always
It’s not a race thing it’s a you being wrong thing and there’s literally nothing you can do about it, how embarrassing

>there are no differences between male ass and female ass
are you living in a mine?

go back to Sup Forums to your trap thread you fucking sissy

both of y'all stfu

Most would love it. Start gentle and work your way up.

missionary is underrated

They literally all love it. Just start slow with gently touching her neck, then move to holding the back of her neck with your palm, then move to choking.

Also when you choke make sure you use your fingers to press only the sides of her throat, don't apply pressure on the front of the throat because that will hurt her and make her cough and kill the mood, but you can squeeze the sides as much as you want.

I'll fuck your nan Spanish poofter

>wanting to fuck a board
for what purpose

My penis is too small for anything but missionary

Because that's natural faggot. The man is the one who acts upon the woman. No the other way around.

mira gilipollas ahora mismo te quitas los pantalones y te acaricias el ano para que se caliente antes de que te la meta toda

some advice for the short friends, be on top and put your girl legs over your shoulders. Youre gonna go places youve never been. Also a pillow under her hips.

that's a bit gay

You can do more than one position during sex you know but I like a girl who is wild in bed and wants to get on top of me.

Do you feel in charge?

Best thread in Sup Forums right now.
Janny irreparably btfo

>69

ISHYGDDT

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>not wanting his girl to blow him while he lays back and enjoys someone caring about giving him pleasure

your life sucks and you should feel bad

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eat shit lmao

missionary finishing with a leg lock

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What is the Janitor's mom's favorite position?

No I don't want that because I'm not a soybean. Stop falling for jewish tricks and start living in accordance with nature.

Good thread

right now its behind the legs missionary. she wants to look into my eyes as i nut inside her

What is Sup Forums's official position on rimjobs?

There is nothing more annoying than a broad who won't move at all in bed. Missionary is for lazy bitches who don't care about both people having a good time

patrician

Male animals are always trying to shag other male animals, are you suggesting I should do the same too?

pleb

having anything done to your ass is gay

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It's what started the greatest sport story in recent history.

Great to give and great to give

Leaning at the side, face to face, that's the best.

G R O S S

hey guys it's me the orson welles guy

fuck the mods lmao

I must say 69 is top 3. Easy.

1.Missionary
2.Pronebone
3.Doggy

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Sex position dumbass not oral position

yuropeein opinions on good sex:
>69
>MMF
>pissing
>whole tongue in vagoo
>bisexuality

less like sex and more like a circus

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love getting pegged, not gay just love the feeling x

Literally just fucking do it. You taking initiative will turn her on more than the choking, which she probably likes anyway. If she doesn't like choking, she'll probably still let you do it if that's what you're into.

If she's not into choking, and also not into letting you choke her, she's not into you and you should fuck off and find someone better. Or just convince her not to be such a boring cunt.

>>MMF
kek

>not putting in your whole tongue
Dude. Plumb the depths.

who is that girl?

>no gf not #1

janny's mom

For me, it's cowgirl