Peter Dinklage and his wife

>Peter Dinklage and his wife

Why is this allowed?

>5'11
>6'0

>be a dwarf
>work out
Literally why. You'll never stop looking like shit bro

if I were a dwarf I would just get fat so I can roll around everywhere.

>squeezing that child's hand so hard that she is levitating

What is his fucking problem?

>nice guy spending time with daughter

He's obviously plotting some pure rape of some sorr

Can someone post the dwarf copypasta, it's been a while

For health reasons?

DAMN THE DINK LOOKS LIKE THAT?

Isn't his wife not a dwarf? If so, good on him - he's definitely punching above his weight class.

>walking around carrying your cellphone in your hand

Why do Americucks do this?

if /cel/ existed i literally wouldnt even need Sup Forums

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Do midgets go to heaven?

we will never get our board

THICC

Because using it with our assholes is hard while we walk

>double the muscle mass your heart has to support
>healthy
oh yeah i'm sure he's running triathlons between those gym sessions

They only make it half way

>breeding

That dwarf could beat you up.

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lol its like nigger babies that die and go to heaven and get wings and think theyre angels but god tells them no theyre bats

Why are all the men manlets in that family.

Its only a matter of time bwfore his daughter can beat him up

>working out
>having anything to do with fighting

people work out to look good, not to fight better. That's called MMA which INVOLVES but is not limited to working out

mate it's not like he's packing on pounds and cutting to 1% bodyfat like Zac Efron or someshit
You're the fat neckbeard who sees a hot actress and goes ''0/10 WOULD NOT BANG' SHE HAS .01 DEGREE NEGATIVE EAR TILT'

Decent opening posts, I chuckled at at least 3 out of the 5

>You're the fat neckbeard who sees a hot actress and goes ''0/10 WOULD NOT BANG' SHE HAS .01 DEGREE NEGATIVE EAR TILT'
well that's a projection if i've ever seen one. came so out of nowhere too.

How can you justify bringing a child into this world when you have dwarfism? I have an autoimmune condition and I don't think I'll ever have kids of my own, maybe I'll adopt.

what's Peter dinklage gonna do when I do a running field goal kick on his face?

Never met a dwarf that owns his condition as well as Dinklage

They look all happy and are certainly nice people, nothing wrong with that pic, good for them.

I'd bang the one on the right.

>maybe I'll adopt
cuck

Eugenics now.

Peter Dinklage looks amazing.

>adopting means you're a cuck

>5'10
>5'11
>6'0
>5'12

What I would give to kidnap a famous midget and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. just terrible degradation and shameful acts. it would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. if I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. a really big dog like a mastiff. he would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with him but put it in a high place. not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. it would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. just so many things I would do.

Yeah, essentially

>be a walking genetic abberation
>"I SHOULD TOTALLY PASS MY GENES ON AND TAKE THE CHANCE OF DOOMING SOME AS OF YET NONEXISTENT CHILD TO THE SAME LIFE OF PAIN I WENT THROUGH!"

No, it's not. You're criticising a total stranger's physical health with no serious knowledge about any of it.

>goblin faced dwarf can be successful and pass on his genes
>user can't
>this kills the user

The dwarf gene is recessive if one of the two parents is normal the kid's almost certainly gonna be normal

>The dwarf gene is recessive
I think there are different causes to dwarfism, some causes are dominant.

Like mother like daughter

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i wonder how silly it looks when he lifts weights

>goblin faced dwarf had to marry a goblin faced dwarf

At least theres justice in the land of the wee folk.

Hotweels at least wants to go back in time to abort himself

Charlie?

>a 3/10 dwarf gets laid and you're still a kissless virgin

whats your excuse Sup Forums

He worked out one (1) time to look like that

Does prostitutes count?

Systematic opression is keeping me a virgin

gaius!

dude as a normal reasonably healthy average person life is pretty tough. what the fuck is wrong with him and his wife to bring those abominations into the world? even assuming their money(if they even have that much) holds their kids lives are going to be mostly suffering.

Like, look at that freak of a daughter, i bet 99 percent of people on Sup Forums don't look like that much of a freak and look at how many "tfw no gf" "just kill me already" posts we get around here. she would be better off not being born and that's a fact.

Theres still a chance that finally fulfilling your dwarf impregnation fantasy will result in an abomination you'll have to take care of. Watching it grow into the pain, embarrassment, and fear you made sure was it's birthright. It should be heavily frowned upon in society to knowingly take the chance of passing on genetic diseases and deformities.

Do midget clothes cost considerably less than grown man clothes

Yes, unless it's tailored, then it costs practically the same

>*crickets*
Only pol can try this hard and still be so lame.
Also
>lol
Fucking fag

>his wife
pretty sure that's a kid

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something funny about a midget wearing heels

>plot devices around you
>pssh nothing personal, peasant

You guys are terrible

>high heels
for what purpose

>Peter Dinklage looks amazing.
Dude, this is fucking plebbit. Go post your intentionally naive comments there.

Imagine the doctor bills for that family. Even over there in Oceania, or Airstrip 2, or whatever the fuck you're calling that authoritarian socialist dystopia that used to be Europe they gotta turn down your free healthcare when you keep walking right back in the door every goddamn day.

1488

Besides it being horrible for her already expensively fucked up spine?

better to be a dwarf than a fat dwarf

Do you meet many dwarves?

How thick are her heels? Even 2" can look like stilettos on them.

>The Dink has a normal, non-midget wife and a normal, non-midget daughter
All other midgets BTFO

criminally underrated post

It does you mong. You are literally failing at the only significant thing a biological organism has to do in its lifetime, and then you raise another man's child

I could kidnap his daughter right in front of him and there's absolutely NOTHING he'd be able to do about it. To be so powerless..hmpf.

Well, on a human woman they make your legs and ass look nicer. Slagathor the Younger there is just wearing them because she saw our women do it in the magazine she has hidden away in her cave. Hobgoblins are famous for attempting, albeit awkwardly, to imitate humans.

>Actually letting an ugly dwarf impregnate you
You know she's in it for the money only

Totally this.

Having enough intelligence to know your genes are shit is pretty impressive from an evolutionary perspective.

Imagine being banged by a heavy toddler with a man sized schlong every night.

Handsome face and charm probably helps as well

I'm sure it'll be a useful trait for your descendants.

There are enough loser girls who can't get chads and are equally desperate for chad-like attention, even if it comes in half the size.

I know you meant that to be clever and cutting, but when you really think about it, and aren't a moron, it just makes you look like a moron. You moron.

It is when you make millions in entertainment.

YOU R MY FREN

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And height class!

Not really.
"Survival of the fittest" doesn't mean only the best and brightest survive, but that only those that survive long enough to reproduce are considered to be "fit" to survive

You're right, don't breed. You don't sound all that bright after all

>I could kidnap his daughter right in front of him and there's absolutely NOTHING he'd be able to do about it. To be so powerless..hmpf.

that's how women live and they get by. I mean they also have the power of any number of nearby white knights to help them with anything they want, but he has money which has similar powers.

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I wonder if Dink is based irl or if he would just go full Napoleonic complex the second you crack the slightest joke about it.

>LIFE OF PAIN
he's a successful celebrity. your life has more pain than his family LOL

>4 (2 deceased)

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Delicious pasta, I actually scrolled down hoping to find this. And you did not disappoint