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I be keep thinkin bout boys

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bent and early
NOT a fan

nigger anus

quality post mate

first for boys

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Hungry cat afraid of me

been to london once
was like 8 years old wanted to go to a beach but all that existed were stone beaches and a cold Thames
needless to say wasnt happy

white sharia

candy paint with the poo on top

If a fellow brit came up to me and started talking about "fall" I think I'd quite rightly have to smack them into next week with one fell swoop of my iron hard hand

310 club virgins, unite!

would deck any cunt itt

qt

Rorke
>loves his country
>works hard and pays taxes for the fortune of the country
>Settles down with a nice white blonde woman so that future generations can appreciate beauty exclusive to europe
>Teaches kids to become tough and prepares them for a tough world
>retires in spain to enjoy a different and divine culture

Leftypol
>slags off the one of the few civilised and free countries thats raised him
>doesnt work, scrounges off the state taking money away from those that need it
>settles down with an absolute munter
>isnt allowed to have sex, has to raise the kids of another man
>spoils the kids and shields them from the world so they grow up leaching off the state repeating the cycle
>commits suicide at 41

doc wants to sign me up for some support group for mentally ill losers

don't see the point

where does this weirdo find all these cats

anime

Can I pinch a fag please

russia
it's full of feral animals

*jumps on top of you and starts raping you*

>long time NBC morning show host fired for sexually inappropriate behavior in the workplace

The Feminist Inquisition

Thanks anyway mate

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nigger

pay denbts nigel

What do you lads call this?

all black people are niggers

golden kek man!

golden lel

/brit/

this has nothing to do with British culture

youtu.be/ATWmgCRz-w4

excited for this

inappropriate sexual behaviour is a time-honoured british tradition

cheeky sod come here and give me a kiss

IF I HADN'T BOUT SHITCOINS INSTEAD OF BTC I WOULD HAVE BEEN RICH

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Never understood some people's obsession with what other men do with their penises

amen brotehr I have only 30% gains instead of 300% if i didn't try to diversify my portfolio with shitcoins lol

>I would really love to see you in my stream this evening! I hope this one turnes out better than the first one! I'll try my best! And of cours I'd be glad to see you on my other social media!
refuse to let her make me cum until she learns to spell

had a stiffy all day

le smiling lemon

Homosexuality leads to paedophilia and other crimes such as murder.

LAD, ARE YOU ALRIGHT

Fake news

nah it kept moving around in my lecture and I was worried people could see ahaha

yum x

going to close the curtains and do a big wank

To what?

NEED a lesbian yank gf

Prove me wrong. I bet you can't.
I accept your defeat.

Ah 2pm
Time to cuddle my duvet and talk to myself pretending my ex has come back
brb

an autosexwee

LOVE how lefties are attacking trump for highlighting how violent and hateful muslims are and yet they are not attacking the muslims for being violent and hateful because that would go against the narrative and agenda they have been fed

they are literally ignoring the truth for a fantasy in their heads where all muslims are peaceful and loving

that is the LITERAL definition of a mental illness

dont care

haven't seen a ronnie in about tree year

completely agree incredible when you meet "lefties" who are exclusively pro palestinine. Also incredible when you meet "righties" who attempt to use blanket statements about individuals, for fuck sake we are the right, we are all about the individual you can be a good muslim you can be a good immigrant etc. Just because some are doesn't mean all are, why do so many "righties" go against one of our core tenants.

>"Gender Based Violence" as a euphemism for "Violence Against Women"
irritated now that i know this is a thing.
thought it was a good faith attempt to include everyone, but no the EU's website explaining what it is literally says:
>"The terms are used interchangeably on this website and EIGE's work, as it is always understood that gender-based violence means violence against women and vice versa"

fuck off then. don't try to trick me.

one of them died though tbf

LOVE willy bumpoo

HATE bum willy poo

simple as

I dare you

>taking money away from those that need it
not how state spending works

Do you get mad or scared when a woman touches you inappropriately?

love things exiting my arse
hate things entering my arse
simple

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*taps on the mic*
is this thing on?
i said
dont care

I have a temporary job and there is a cute grill there I would very much like to ask out but there is only 2 days left and opportunities to talk to her would be very limited if they exist at all.
What do?

And by highlighting you mean using anecdotes?
very good rorke

What is it that you don't care about, lad?

mad

Find her, ask her out. Simple as.

and aren't you from the only african country that accepts butt pirates?

Bilzerian is such a legend

jus b urself

A miserable little pile of secrets... but enough talk, have at you!

but she will be working and will be too I can't stop what i'm doing and approach her like that especially if there's someone else around I have to hope to find her during a break

when you get the chance to talk to her make sure to her about something that she wants to talk a lot about, that way when you run out of time you can so "maybe we can talk more about this over drinks". boom

WE ARE 138

I am not my government, lad. But I honestly don't care what gays do, if I'm to be completely honest with you. Just not a fan of gay sex myself.
Yes. He is living the good life and is proof that money buys happiness.

there's two days left
why do you care if massa finds you out of your toil station?

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watching the ol' kinograph

why so slow

got banned lol

cba

GTA vice city chic

*flips you over*

nice lad

Hmm not a bad idea except I haven't really spoken to her just seen her around and she smiles at me although I think she's friendly to everyone

Because I need a good reference and the woman in charge is a slave driver

didn't know milo was gay until he mentioned it in an interview

haha

reckon life would be easier if I was a girl

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need a mentally ill gf who will castrate me if i cheat on her in a dream

Typical bigoted saffer

Hat.ppt

was that his first interview

true

i only wear a hat to hide my baldness tbf

Do you consume western music and films in Ethiopia?

Trump shared three xenophobic videos, all posted by a British hate group leader, on his Twitter feed. Either he didn’t know what Britain First is, or didn’t care. Both possibilities are horrifying. Bigotry is a tool to him, and he wields it with abandon.

cut a chilli up earlier and now I've touched my willy without washing my hands aaaaaaAAAAAAAA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

dont care