Rescues a dog

>rescues a dog
>pays someone else to care for them

what a brave role model

nice boobies tho

Sup Forums is for politics

For real, when did she get them big ass tittays?

She used to be my pretty heroes waifu, what happened? What have you done to her?

Titjob obviously

Think she had a kid

Wonder what her pussy looks like after that 6'10 300 lb giant Klitschko finished with it

I've heard some pretty crazy rumors about her. Can't confirm if any of it is true though.

google "Hayden Panettiere prostitution ring"

Nah she got a boob job in 2013

when a spawn dropped out of her snatch

they are fake.

dropped

I would assume that level of degeneracy has been visited upon any attractive man or woman in Hollywood by the time they reach puberty. It's a flesh market and nothing more

>Amanda Bynes too

My God, it's like they know me

i like he, she is very attractive.

Have you ever seen a bulldog that's eaten yoghurt?

I remember her pussy shots from the celeb leak

>120,000 dippy dollaroos to care for some dogs

h-ha-haa whaaat?

>$120k to care for dogs

she can probably buy 60,000 puppies in a row and just replace the dead one with a new one each time

She got tig ol' implants to try and hide her pectus excavatum, it wasn't entirely successful

No. Post them.

>rescues a dog
>pays someone else to care for them

You can either sit at home with your dog to just walk him every once in a while
or do your work get paid milions and pay someone to walk your dog every once in a while...

Tough choice

were you not here for the fappening?

Why does it matter? As long as the dog has a good home, if the cold bitch wants to throw away money on it what the big deal?

>120 000 for taking care of a day for 1 month and she wants 8500 more.
Give them to me and i take care of them for her for half that. I like dogs.

When is she going to get Wladimir to knock the shit out of the dogsitter?

>spent $120,000 on pet care already
If she's got a whole zoo like Wayne Newton or some of those other crazed celebrities, I suppose I can understand.
If it's just a handful of standard house pets, wtf?

Klitschko must have just torn her pussy apart. He's like twice the size of that bitch.

lel I saw pictures of her pregnant with his kid and it looked like she was going to die.

Jesus that's a big ass kid

fucking kek. womenlets probably shouldn't go around having babies with giants unless they want to destroy their bodies

hmm..

wonder if she had normal delivery..

That's Vitali not Wlad

Bet he looks real fucking retarded bending down to kiss

His foot is as big as her shin bone.

1/4 in: "Ouch!"
"Can we try anal?": "NO!"

What is the point?

Her size relative to him is that of a child's size relative to a normal adult.

Ergo, he's a paedo.

I'm 6'2" 250lbs and my wife is 5'1". And I have a big dong, but she takes it like a trooper. Had a big volleyball girl hookup and she couldn't even last a minute. You can never be sure.

When I got her pregnant for the first time she looked like this. Just a massive ball. Went from 110lbs to like 170. Son was 10lbs. A tip for any small women or guys with tiny wives -- get them into the gym asap. The longer they're blown out the harder it is to get it back or they'll need a tummytuck. After our second son she got a bit lazy (9lber) and now has leftover stomach and arm flab. She's going to the gym now over a year later like a madwoman but she's admitted she's dissapointed about it.

hoopz is hot as hell though. Apparently there was a sextape with her. has anyone seen it?

maybe face sitting is just like kissing her on the lips.
and teabagging is potentially fatal.

i think shaq can pay for the occasional anus reconstructive surgery.

i prefer my porn with no blood. thank you very much

...

From what I remember the hoopz sextape was pimped around by some shady guy that never really released it or something. I've looked all over for it, but I've never seen it

Visual effect of the dress. Probably barely tits.

i just want to know how big shaq's junk is.
probably would watch the vid for a few seconds and go back to normal people porn afterwards. i dont like the "freaks" category

Serious. She did not have those in heros

>i prefer my porn with no blood. thank you very much
What the fuck is wrong with you?

Fucking normie scum.

I bet it's just normal sized. I don't think height makes a difference. Ever seen the movie Bedazzled?

is he spraying alcohol on her or something?

I like my porn pure. No anal. No black dics. No gross shit. Just nice pure sex.

>is he spraying alcohol on her or something?
yes

> like my porn pure. No anal. No black dics. No gross shit. Just nice pure sex.
You are boring as fuck and will fail at every relationship you attempt.

good ol brendan
thats a movie though.

it would be fucking depressing for shaq if he had a pencil dick. i bet it looks like a horse's dick

holy fuck. people get turned on by that?

nope, thats not gonna turn this basement dweller on.

She better be voicing mai waifu in kh3.

>holy fuck. people get turned on by that?
I can't believe people as boring as you actually exist.

It's incomprehensible to me, honestly.

this guy gets it.

idk what you think about cialis tho.

is this bitch famous for anything at all besides playing the Female Terminator in Terminator 3?

>You are boring as fuck and will fail at every relationship you attempt.

Enjoy your life with your tattooed clit pierced BBC loving whore wife. Pro tip, she will take half your money and go back to tyrone to spread your wealth.

how big we talking about here?
does she take it all?
balls deep?

>Implying any girl would be interested in doing this with you
>Implying they wouldn't look at you disgusted for trying
>Implying non-degenerate women would do this

no its just pure bullshit to me.

have you seen nymphomaniac?

your not even trying

She was a qt on some Malcolm in the middle episodes.

I don't think I've seen her in anything else though

>Enjoy your life with your tattooed clit pierced BBC loving whore wife.
What a horrific strawman fallacy you've committed.

(actual) Pro Tip - If you're not doing every sick, disgusting thing you can imagine with the person you love and plan to spend the rest of your life with, it'll get boring and shitty faster than you think. If you think vanilla forever will cut it, you're wrong.

Be imaginative, and follow these two simple rules and you'll be fine -
- No third parties involved
- No drugs involved

Everything else between you is permissible.

wat?

>no girl would do this
>girl doing it in video
I never said anything about actually doing shit IRL like that, though.

see

save the cheerleader save the world?

>Everything else between you is permissible.

furry detected
i bet you watch MLP and jerk off to it

s-sauce?

Is shitting on someone an approved sexual activity to you?

Is puking on someone an approved sexual activity to you?

Yeah. Been with my missus 9 years. I can honestly say there have been only a handful of occasions where I thought about strapping here to a cross, putting loads of needles in her back, then ripping them out. That'll learn her to burn my tea.

Its Shaq do you think he wants to be dating Brienne of tarth

hey pol if you were famous would you date or marry a famous girl?

> would you date or marry a famous girl?
Whoopi Goldberg is famous. i am sure as hell i wouldnt date her.

Yea that is what my wife looked like at the end with my child. Im 6'5" 285. My baby is 6 months old trying to stand up and is 27" long.

My baby wasn't heavy just long as fuck 21.5".

Depends on how you got famous. If I was a billionaire through business stuff, I would probably look for some other rich socialite.

I feel horrible for knowing this stuff but there is an Australian Billionaire who just recently married Mariah carey. ie some chick who has a black kid with nick cannon. (Remember that kid from nickelodeon back in the day).

Being rich does not make you alpha by any means. This dude is the definition of a cuck. A billionare. Raising the child of some piece of shit nig,.

Nope. I'd be snorting coke off my impressionable teenage fans minges. I'd go out like John Entwistle.

someone post her pusssy

Spicy bantz, friendo