I LOVE THA PUSSY

I LOVE THA PUSSY

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>blackface Robert Downey Jr
Films that will never be created today

I'm just like a little boy, playing with his dick when he's nervous.

hell yah

THIS IS FWAMING DWAGON

I don't know what it's called, I only know the sound it makes when it takes a mans life

YOUR MOTHER IS A CANKEROUS WHORE!

MORE STOOPID

Oh, Okay Flaming Dragon, fuckface. First, take a big step back... and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! Now I don't know what kind of pan-Pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but agent Jack, is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an ungodly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I am talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!

"We don't negotiate with terrorists"
>Thunderous applause

Len Grossman movie when? Cruise was fucking hilarious and he allegedly wrote a lot of that role.

we don't negotiate with terrorists

I need this in my life

>makes a song on how much he loves pussy
>turns out to be a flaming faggot

idk but it's pretty funny

>that cut to a side close up
quality kino

DIET COKE!

>Alpa Chino: No, I always wanted to. I guess I just never had the courage to ask. It's complicated.

>Kirk Lazarus: Nah! It's simple as pie man: you plant your feet on the ground, you look her square in the eyes you say "Hey! baby, you and me's goin' on a date, that's the end of the story". What's her name?

>Alpa Chino: ...Lance

>Kirk Lazarus: You say 'Listen here, Lance'... Lance? What the fuck did I just hear? Lance?

>Kevin Sandusky: Did you just say Lance?

>Alpa Chino: No! I said Nance. That's what I said, Nance.

>Kevin Sandusky: It sounded like Lance.

>Alpa Chino: Dammit, I'm Alpa Chino! 'I Love Tha Pussy', aight? Lay yo ass back down and look at the stars.

>Kirk Lazarus: When you wrote 'I Love Tha Pussy', was you thinking about danglin your dice on Lance's forehead?

>Jeff Portnoy: [Tied to a tree and going through cocaine withdrawals] Alpa, if you untie me, I will literally suck your dick, right now.

>Alpa Chino: Man, I told you for the last time, I love tha pussy!

>Jeff Portnoy: I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy. Get it over here, buddy. Let's do this.

Literally the best scene in the movie

>Alpa Chino

Why is that so funny

>swallow the gravy
lose it everytime

pfft, only a faggot can keep his composure around women butts like that

>this is what comes on first thing when you pop in the movie to watch with the family

yeah man I love gay references... not

Literally stood up and clapped at the cinema at this line

BOOTAY SWEAT

>sure is hot out here....good thing I got this BOOTY SWEAT back in Danang

Makes sense because they probably sell booty sweat there

fuck off you pc sjw scum

*Low by Flo Rida starts playing*

>Tugg: I killed one, Rick. The thing I love most in the world.

>Rick:Vivica, get off the line now!A hooker. All right, you killed a hooker.
>Calm down. Here's what you're gonna do. Get your hands on some bleach, some hydrogen peroxide and a shitload of lime.

>Tugg: No, a panda. I killed a panda.

>Rick: Amanda? Come on, dude. I mean, that's probably not even her real name.

>Tugg: No, a panda!

>Rick: A panda?

>Tugg: A sweet, cuddly, vicious little panda.

>Rick: Jesus Christ, Tugg! Man, don't scare me like that!

>Tugg: It's beautiful here.

>Rick: You on the set?

>Tugg: I am the set.

>Rick: All right, man. Hey, how's the TiVo working out?

>Tugg: Screw TiVo. I'm way beyond TiVo. Last I checked, they hadn't hooked it up, though.

>Rick: Hadn't hooked it up? No TiVo?

>Tugg: It doesn't matter anymore. I've moved on.

>Rick: Where have you moved on to? Another agency? Who's with you? It's Nick Stevens, isn't it? That little fucker.
>You are still my client, Tugg Speedman! I am getting the TiVo! Jacket's on, I'm out the door! Tugg?
>Please don't fire me.

Jack Black isn't funny, as usual. Otherwise great movie.

>PUH-PUH-PLEASE DON'T HUR-HUR-HUR-HURT MUH-MUH-MEEE

>mfw Matt Mchonaghey got the TiVo

WHERE IS YOUR FARM? AMERICAN!

cry moar faggot

how did they get away with this kino in 2008

*snaps*
"Find out who that was"

DRIPPIN DOWN TO THE FLOOR

I'm a lead farmer, motherfucker!

This is one of the few times I laughed so hard so cried. That whole climax

I just fucking watched this movie but now I want to see it again

The only good Ben Stiller movie but a fucking 10/10

>Well, at least you get to choose yours

Don't talk to me if you guys haven't watched the Director's Cut

sorry to hear that fag

>you're gonna have to call the fucking united Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you
Tom's delivery on this part kills me every time

Fuck I didn't even know, thanks user.

>The only good Ben Stiller movie

One of the best comedies ever. So underappreciated

I fucking cried laughing at that the first time I saw it

I watched this movie countless times when I was a kiddo. Still fucken great.

Ahahahahahahaha

can you stop samefagging already.

is this movie the last comedy kino that will ever come back? what's come after it that's good? anything?

my fav too user

by back i mean out

and it was only 9 years ago too

best scene in the film

Here's your (You), now go kill yourself

Cody: Dude, dude, what the hell is going on here? Where are we?
Four-Leaf Tayback: I have no idea, I've never been outside the States.
Cody: Wait what?! Are you fucking kidding me?! Did you make this whole goddamn thing up?! Dude you weren't even in the fucking service?!
Tayback: Yes! Of course! Coast Guard!
Cody: Coast Guard.
Tayback: Sanitation Department.
Cody: Oh my God! You're a fucking garbage man!

yeah sure give him some of Alpa's ass water

Don't talk to me if you haven't watched the Director's Cut with director commentary

Monica.
>lunch has been canceled due to lack of hussle
>deal with it

how about i send you a hobos dick cheese *grabs nuts*

>Decide to watch Tropic Thunder again, it's been a while
>Pop in DVD and it's go time
>Remember they had the fake movie previews at the beginning
>Previews begin with The Soloist
>This looks so cheesy and bad, I'm cracking up as its going along
>Obviously that was one of the fake previews
>Another preview comes up, and it's some Shia Leboof straight to dvd thing that looks terrible, clearly this is fake too but I don't remember this one.
>Van Wilder Freshman Year preview.. wait a minute this one is real
>DVD Menu, Play, the REAL Fake previews now come up

THIS WAS REAL! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

>actually paid for the DVD (last one I ever bought)
>not director's cut
fuck

Anyone else think this should be ranked up with the GOAT comedies?

He's clearly having heroin withdrawal

There's something about mary is pretty decent

look im david beckham!

jup, deffo up there

I only saw Tropic Thunder for the first time a couple weeks ago. Coming out of it I thought "I would have liked this way better when it came out" even though I was like 11 (hell I probably would have liked it better).

Seeing quotes from it here though I'm surprised how hard I'm laughing at it.

Oh my God, you killed a hooker...

That's a decent movie on mental illness. When I was stoned I enjoyed the music light show a lot

How much better is the directors cut?

CRACK AN ASS OPEN

fucking kill yourself

who /simplejack/ here?

What Scorch part is objectively the best?

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cant believe i disliked tom cruise until this movie came out. he was absolutely amazing

Tropic Thunder is the absolute perfect example of expecting a flick and getting kino.

Oh look! A deli meat.

you have autism

>You play your cards right, there could be a Kid's Choice Award in it for you. They'll slime you, the whole deal.

The Cable Guy was also directed by him, and he cameos in it. It's a 10/10.

Cable guy is amazing

Go back to Berkeley

I just realized Tug Speedman, both name and character, is making fun of Tom Cruise.

Mary is 10/10. That zipper scene is just too classic

>holy shit, that Grossman guy is hilarious, I wonder who's playing him
>fuck, can't put my finger on it, pretty sure I know this guy
>wait for the credits
>mfw Tom Cruise

The one on Netflix is the directors cut isn't it?

I remember watching it there with my cousins and there was a bunch of scenes I'd never seen before. The adoption subplot was much more fleshed out, a fair bit more footage of the Director, and an entire crew party sequence that was missing from the theatrical cut that took place before Directir meets Four Leaf on the beach and convinces him to make the movie gurrilla style.

I'd argue that 21-22 Jump Street was pretty kino, anything else around our current decade... eh.

He pretty much won normies back over with that role after the whole dude Scientology lmao and Oprah couch jumping incident

I wouldn't argue with that

Hot Rod and Popstar - the two Lonely Island movies - are great.

If it wasn't for his whole insulated cult environment Tom wouldn't be able to choose to do so many cool roles. Every other big movie star takes safe/oscar bait options 90% of the time.

Tom is a god in his little world, so does what he wants and it's great.

he could be the greatest actor of all time but he's all like
>no I don't want Oscars, I wanna be launched into space

Ben Stiller gave it his all and made one last good comedy before all the SJW shit came in.