Are any of her movies worth watching?

Are any of her movies worth watching?

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No.

Any "fans" of film who watch bad bmovies schlock for "enjoyment" deserve to get hung. Also horror was the capeshit of the 80s.

Anybody who takes moving pictures seriously deserves to be hung.

She has two movies right?

*hanged*

The 80's one is great if you like schlock and boob jokes. The 2000 era one is just plain underwhelming, even if you're a fan.

I had the biggest crush on her niece who hated me.

>that porn movie she was in

Post pics

Link?

>horror was the capeshit of the 80s

Action movies were the capeshit of the 80s

It has its moments.

>Action movies were the capeshit of the 80s

All movies were the capeshit of the 80s

not gonna post my elvira stuff yet until one of you derails this thread with

a-user are you ok???

The 80's were the capeshit of the decades

You're capeshit

Would have been a better major than scarjo.

>that clip where her tits flop out

Well, I do like boobs.

You tell me.

Sauce NOW

It's "hanged", retard.

I saw the first movie a few years ago. I found one thing pretty confusing though. Elvira is obviously looks spooky and hosts a horror show, but in the movie she inherits this creepy old mansion and she hates it. She makes all these comments about how ugly it is. And then she has this crush on this total normie guy. So what's her deal? Why does she look like that if she acts like a valley girl stacy and seems totally adverse to creepy things?

Mistress of the dark has some legitmately funny parts and the sexy parts are really sexy

no he's a faggot. he wants us to have big dicks for a blowbang

It was the 80s also why do girls pretend to like spoopy stuff

Yes!

Yup

>this is a 65 year old in burgerland

Uh Huh

That's fucked

I know

Me to

>be 12
>mistress of the dark is on tv
>diamonds.gif
>get to this scene
You kids don't even know. In the pre-internet age this was like finding the Ark of the Covenant. Except instead of melting your face off you fill a plastic swimming pool to the brim with cum.

She has the perfect pair of tits in that scene. I've never seen nips like hers just fade away in such a perfect manner. It's as if her areola was the red hot mark left on metal when you burn it. No edges, just smooth transition

M'hmm

Elvira was one of my first faps.
>no Internet
>horny 11/12 year old
>Elvira on the cover of the tv guide
Those milky white tits were calling me

Though so

Yup

Yes!

You can't say that kind of shit without linking it

Once my sister was dressed like her and commented on it.

>Nobody posted the webm where her tits are out fully

ehh

Don't believe any such thing exists. Have this though.

I don't know about any webm, but she's done nudity before

full frontal even

Yeah I'm well aware, don't believe there are any videos though.

her tom jones story would be classified as rape in the current year

Didn't Tom Jones take her virginity?
Apparently he has a massive dong and fucked her so hard she had to get stitches

Based Welshman, big cock for sheeps so he went for virgins

Imagine if watching Elvira made your dick increas in size
Effect accumulates after multiple viewings

Why doesn't she just make some vids where she takes her tits out while dressed as Elvira!
soon she will retire and we'll never get HD Elvira tits!!

Yeah I have to say as nice as her nudes are it's not the same as when she's in Elvira mode. Even at her current age I would cum huge loads to her getting her tits out in full Elvira costume.

all horny joking aside that is some amazing work with the tassels

Go on....

Watch the one from '88. Also, a little trivia: early on in the movie there's a boob slip that they left in the movie, when a dude at the bar or bowling alley grabs her. Rev up that pause button if you feel like it.

Jesus, I didn't know she's a hotter redhead milf for real than as a brunette succubus.

Ah fug, didn't realize the webm of her tit falling out had already been posted.

GILF or GGILF is more like it.

+1

>Imagine if watching Elvira made your dick increas in size
i can't speak for you, but personally it does for me pretty much every time