Do you think he Hamm'd them both?

Do you think he Hamm'd them both?

Nah he would never cheat on his one true love

>Golden Globe winner Hamm was one of seven Sigma Nu brothers who tormented and humiliated Sanders when he was a young pledge at the University of Texas at Austin.

>The young man was hit so hard during the warped 1990 initiation that he suffered a fractured spine and nearly lost a kidney.

>He listed Hamm as one of his chief tormentors, recalling how the future star ordered him to recite a six-page list of phrases pledges are told to memorize called the 'bulls*** list'.

>When he forgot the last of Hamm's nicknames, which included MC Hammer and Young Bobby, he recalled how Hamm got "mad, I mean really mad'.

>Finally he was led upstairs to the 'party room' when Hamm hooked the claw of a hammer underneath his testicles and pulled him around the room 'for at least a minute'.

>father of January Jones' child is unknown

YOU

Its me.

1000% sure he fucked both tina fey and amy poehler

Hang yourself iFaggot, we know you're an impotent shitposter

I'm getting a strong TNG vibe.

>Picard, holo-deck Riker, Troi

how can you go S T I C C after you go T H I C C?

No need to bully a cool Chad like me.

If he wanted them, sure....

I don't think there's ever been a woman that Jon Hamm wanted but couldn't have....

She may be a complete whore but she would never spread her legs for a Finn
She still has standards

Why not both?

some men prefer white meat over beef

I am handsome and fit, and can do a cool british accent

Out of interest where in Finland do you live?

I have multiple mansions and penthouses

Do you guys think kiki has seen all his BWC crotch pics?

There are many days in a week.

What does she tell him when he asks where or who daddy is

When its time she will tell

for a second i thought this was real

How does Chad keep getting away with it?

>"""""men""""

Because that guy willingly stayed during the hazing process of joining a frat

Why John Hamm isn't in capeshit?

He can't act so it's the best genre for him, I miss him alredy.

stop victim blaming you pig

>He can't act

Why prostitute for capeshit if you're not in dire need of cash?

He'd make an amazing Superman.

Yeah, 15 years ago. He's almost 50 now