WE'RE BEING HACKED

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i want to do obscene acts with her

Just unplug the monitor, retard.

I'd hack her network

She's 50 years old you sick fuck. you'll probably break her hip.

She's like 50 years old

That means she won't get pregnant.
Raw dog and bust in her.

LAUNCH THE CYBER NUKE!

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Cop kino
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just kill yourself than you can't be hacker anymore

she just can't compete

>and your OTHER keyboard

(OP)
>I'll take the left side of the keyboard
>mcgee you take the right side
>dinozzo you take the mouse
>gibbs you take the usb steering wheel

I watched the first episode and she wasn't nearly as cute as this gif would make you think

TICKIIIING TIME BOOOOMB

Why does no-one on NCIS fucking age?

Seriously, what the fuck were they thinking?

Had no one involved ever used a keyboard? What the fuck did the writer type the script on? Did he write it in crayon?

I just got that

The writers do it deliberately. They have a running contest to see who can write the most retarded hacking scenes because they know it pisses off nerds and normies don't even notice anything wrong.

>another mouse appears on screen
>"We've got company!"

Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

Genuinely curious, is there any source on that?

Why did this make me laugh so hard

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I'M IN

Her career is basically dead. Khazari Jew RIP.

Proper sourcing is hard to find but there was a writer who admitted it on plebbit.

> reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/f2i7t/ive_written_for_tv_shows_like_csi_and_numbers/

I've written for TV shows like CSI and Numbers. Those terrible "zoom/enhance" and other bad computer hacking scenes? We do those intentionally. (self.gaming)
submitted 6 years ago * by StupidWriter1
I saw the post chezygo made, with the sequence from Life where they play xbox to get to some computer code. Amazing. Awful.
I thought I'd share this little nugget with you guys:
We write those scenes to be inaccurate and ridiculous on purpose.
I'm a young writer in his mid-30's, computer and game savvy. Lots of us are. I guess you could call it a competition of one-upping other shows to see who can get the best/worst "zoomhance" sequence on the air. Sometimes the exec producers and directors are in on it, and other times we just try to get bits and lines into scripts.
90% of our TV viewing audience will never know the difference and honestly, we love it when threads like this get started and love reading the youtube comments.
Staying anonymous here, not because I'd get in trouble, but because my writer friends would be pissed if they knew I was the one who spilled this.

That post got cited in a few articles on Hollywood's worst hacking scenes.

> looper.com/24529/dumbest-hacking-scenes-time/

> gizmodo.com/why-hollywood-hacking-is-so-hilariously-horrible-1524469666

lol this shit is hilarious

>unplugs the computer

What would really happen if you were being hacked and you pulled all the cables and cut the power?

What do you think would happen if you were being hacked and you disconnected the network cable or cut the power to the router?

How the hell am I supposed to know that?

I asked because I literally don't know what would happen.

Every theory is a form of fiction.

What normally happens to your computer when you lose network access? That's what would happen if a hack was in progress.

Evidently you are a faggot.

Looks really khazari tbqh family.

Tony does in the last 3 seasons, starting to grey pretty good and getting serious lines.

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ayy

Who is this? Shes a qt.

she's 50
act your age woman

Haley Williams. She's married.

Post yfw the odds are pretty good there's a 55 year old divorced guy jacking off to her on an episode of NCIS right now.

> married.
FUCK

>he doesn't know who Hayley Williams is

Like you had a chance

This retarded bitch is in my top 10 most annoying TV characters. The show was unwatchable because her fucking stupid character was in it.

She has man hands.

All that typing made them swole.

That's because >she is actually a man

This gif annoys the piss out of me and I don't know why

a pure cancer character

> tick tick
> booooom
> time bomb!

that last line seems like over explaining because they assume their viewers are idiots

i remember watching an episode of bones where a hacker uploaded a virus by engraving code on a bone that when it got scanned by the computer

it was fucking stupid as hell

>but because my writer friends would be pissed if they knew I was the one who spilled this

Redditors are literal snitches, sm fucking h

it's because it's reddit

HAHAHA

youtube.com/watch?v=K7Hn1rPQouU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Rings don't plug holes.

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the only people who watch this show are grandparents and house wives who do nothing but watch tv and drink wine all day, so they probably didnt notice

But why did they kill off Ziva? Pretty disappointed

amerifats actually watch this?????????????

>it's an Abby plugs whatever charity the actress is sponsoring irl episode

As long as they are on my cock, I dont mind.

nice to see bailey jay is branching into traditional acting

WHY IS THIS FUNNY ITS BEEN 2 HOURS IVE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT

he got JUSTed pretty hard

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she looks like these two had a baby

I meant to imply that she was fairly JUSTed.

Likewise. Same with that webm of the girl doing that Egyptian walk with the "You wrote all that text.." subtitles.
It isn't even the subtitles that piss me off. The video itself does, and I can't explain why.

something to do with the fake quirkiness of it all I guess

obstacle not a wall

dont care

>C:/Users/Hayley >start counterstrike

I saw an ad for NCIS yesterday and who the fuck are those people? What happened to everyone?

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