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peekoto

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phat cartoon tits

pills

taxation is theft

it started to snow

Ew

barbed wire and meatballs

cloudy with a chance of no sleep

Off to market.

hope you die on the way for real
hope your parents get alzheimers by the time you get home

hope >I< die

youkoso hitori bocchi

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zoomin in the foreign got the engine roarin

suck my dick

gonna shoot you
with a gun

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shoot you in the back

jokes on you, have immunity to bullets.

>started to shoot myself with small caliber
>slowly increase size of caliber
>develop immunity to tank shell eventually

fuck up

me on the left

why are you wearing a bunny costume?

Because it feels good

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well sadly I didn't.

>Prepare to leave for lunch
>It’s only 11:00 am
>Sit back down and start eating pods

Well that was my morning. I’ll see you all later.

You just can't stop eating pods can you?
You know eating junk food all the time is gonna catch up to you, maybe not now but later.

first lith itt

Welcome!
Welcome!

what are pods?

i dream in co

They're little chocolate candies

They're sweets.
They have like a wafer shell with chocolate and other stuff, depending on the flavour, inside.
They shouldn't be eaten everyday, just for treats.

there is a reason fat rhymes with dirty rat

looks addictive

imagine if u had invested 100 bucks into bitcoin 7 years ago
you would have 13 million right now

addiction doesnt exist

depression is relative

at least sub consciously i feel that i will get over this haha

close that front door yall let flies in this mf

it's pointing you to the right direction

It’s lunchtime. I’m gonna go buy a Portuguese burger and a chocolate milkshake :3

Sounds very nice

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Yummy in my tummy. Gonna go wash it down with a Powerade.

Just had a chocolate donut on lunch break lads.

That should keep you going for a while

Looking forward to being lazy tomorrow.

Madman. I’m gonna go play Tetris in the cubicle now I’ll be right back.

Done 2239 steps today.

tfw you want to move to estonia cos they have comfy asf temperatures.

GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG
GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG

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siesta time I think

Anyone want a pic of my works toilet?

That does sound very nice
Unless there's anything particularly amazing about it I'll pass

me on the left

I would have figured you to be the one with the knife

why?

Dunno

I'll be honest, I've never watched Girls und Panzer but the fact that she is always drawn as a cute doggo has piqued my interest

Backing up customer data to do a clean install of Windows.

Enjoy desu

Well there's no petplay in the show but she's very enthusiastic, almost like a puppy so I guess that's where people get it from

Also her hair is cute and I want to fluff it
Surely people can just do that themselves

o-oh
I guess it's some Japanese meme about her

Those damn nips with their in jokes and memes, how dare they!

>ywn be treated as a cute puppy by all your friends
why live?

I cannot answer that

exactly

I WANT IT

You could always start wearing a collar, go around making dog noises, eat from a dog bowl and all that to get the real doggo experience, although people would think you're a freak

>although people would think you're a freak
Maybe I'll just do it when I'm home alone
though I'd rather be a kitty instead

>Maybe I'll just do it when I'm home alone
That sounds about right, petplay should be done in private (unless you're an exhibitionist)
>I'd rather be a kitty instead
Kitties and doggos are pretty much the same thing, all you need is a collar, a leash and maybe a cute pair of ears

I think I'll buy one next time I go near a $2 shop

>unless you're an exhibitionist
y-yea, that would be weird

>Kitties and doggos are pretty much the same thing
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Doggos want to give you affection to get some in return, they want to please.
Kitties want affection from you, you have to give them something before they'll cuddle up with you.
If you're gonna play a part you need to play it right.

But what if people see you buying it? they might figure out what it's for
*sigh* Is there any fetish you don't have?
I've only ever had doggos so I don't know much about kitties, thanks for the insight

I doubt theirs would be comfortable for human necks

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i woke up
good morning

did i read the word fetish?

Welcome back cutie, have a nice sleep?

Good morning.

Good morning buddy.

>But what if people see you buying it? they might figure out what it's for
They would assume I had a pet... I would like to think.

>Is there any fetish you don't have?
er idk
vore or something like that I guess

Very true, but human ones are really expensive.
Maybe I'll try put it around my neck when noone is looking, to make sure it fits.
It doesn't matter if it is tight, that's probably ideal

yea. sleeping while beeing sick is like the most relaxing thing you can do
and how was your day so far?

I'M GOING TO COME HOME FROM WORK SOON AAAAH
Wow qt nice trips.

woa y..you dont have to scream at me d...desu

hi
going to latvijas universtāte next year
how much lat pussy am i gonna get
thx

>It doesn't matter if it is tight, that's probably ideal
"I train my men to make sure the slaves' flesh bulges a bit around the top and bottom. Know why? It cuts in just enough when they swallow or turn their head to remind them who they belong to. And it's that constant reminder that keeps them docile."
uneventful

None.