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>mfw this thread

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Why am I not pretty enough for America?

Manime

nhk is the ultimate manime

reposting Blogpost incoming
So I texted the girl I asked out on tinder asking if she liked standup comedy because I got us 2 tickets to see some. She said "yeah i love it eho doesn't love stand up" or something to that extent. That's a good sign, right?
What do I say now?

Alright boys
I'm gonna make hotwings with that sauce
Won't put too much of it since it's incredibly spicy

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emus are useless creatures that shit everywhere. at least africans can run cash registers

*dodges the blogpost again*

At Least Emu's Can't Run Away WIth Cash Registers.

*American Always Dodging Military Service*

"hey bb u want some fuck?

i've served for over 600 editions kiddo

Autism

I know we get memed a lot, but there really aren't a lot of biracials in America. They're more of a novelty you see from time to time, mostly the spawn of obese single mothers and Tyrone that either get adopted by impotent middle class couples or stew away with their incompetent mother.
t. amerimutt (but without the trashy mom and missing black father)

My cousin married a black guy and had mulatto kids.

bb-boi?

Maybe you should read what that word means in Japanese? Or Chinese even: 孤獨症患者

How Can You Have Autistic Patience?

>forgot pic

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that's nothing like PA poster's style.
he's pathetic enough as it is without you having to run around pretending to be him

Have been melancholy most of my life.

>can never get over the feeling that people are avoiding me and dont like me

everyone in /cum/ is obsessed with me

I think he was dunk when he said it.

Would rather not have kids then race mix

that's because it's true

Because everyone who ever exists had to have had something to do with 'cum' at some point, ya moron.

Why Is America Still The Only Flag That Doesn't Use The Extended Flags Extensions? Are They Really So Scared Of Being 'Seen' By The World?

You Guys Export Your Porn. Trust Us. We've Seen It All, And Worse.

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*points at you*

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>then

me irl

grim

nice shoes

Pretty Pennsylvania Flag!

*points back*

Our Wedding Vows.

i dont want to deal with the brain
just pinky

>tfw will be 37 in 2035

>tfw live in a neat time in history where you see assassinations and political suicides live on TV

same
im more concerned about being 26 in 2024 that's almost 30, hopefully I have hidden asian youth genes

So the news has arrived in America?

>Robert Budd Dwyer (November 21, 1939 – January 22, 1987) was the 30th State Treasurer of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. ... He was scheduled to be sentenced on those charges on January 23, 1987, the day after hissuicide.

>Judges upheld sentences ranging from 10-25 years against Praljak and five other Bosnian Croat wartime political and military leaders for their part in a plan linked to Croatia’s late former President Franjo Tudjman to violently carve out a Croat-dominated mini-state in Bosnia during the Balkan wars by killing, mistreating and deporting Muslims.
>muslims

HE WAS A HERO! HE WAS NOT A CRIMINAL

humans are evil creatures

i'm nice

Every time I play a game with my friends, when my victory is certain I do something wild to extend the life of the game. I don't know if that's good or bad sportsmanship. I don't always win in the end

so are women

john'll jump

BIG BLACK ____

me

lane

this but unironically

puck

it was already unironic

大黑公雞

Weeaboo gulags when?

aaaaaaaaa

this but unironically

weebs are superior to normal people

NOW

I last saw the young trump exiting through the grand foyer

is there any group more obnoxious and unaware than football fans?

*treads lightly and carries a large meme*

im not a weeb i have an interest in japanese culture

hey are you interested in watching me die in real time
cause its happening i think

call yourself a japanophile

i know over 300 confirmed kanji

youtube.com/watch?v=TU-MYe0SL9Q
this is unironically good

You're Always Dying In Real Time. Retard.

Fucking Canadian Geese!

You have said that countless times. That being said i'll take a gander.
Going back to the hospital and meal posting might be cool

gimme all your money pariente

i volunteer helping exchange students learn english.

chinese exchange student girls r p cute desu

boop

is this true?

>a fucking piece of broccoli

god this artist is an idiot, collard greens are a staple food in the south

why do they keep their greens on collars? are they afraid of them running away?

they've certainly learned from their mistakes

Asians need to go back to Asia

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no they dont asshole

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H A T E this "cat"

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K O T

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>Pic Related

How, and why? Can't hate a cat whose name I have not been informed of.

>redditspacing your newline text

what looks better:

T H I S
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or

T H I S

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T H I S
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newfag get OUT

I "accidently" elbow children all the time

I want to fuck this kot

here you go guys :)
*bends over and spreads ass*

>jerk off
>dick hurts for 30 minutes

*respectfully declines*

Wings are in the oven and I informed my girlfriend and roommate that some of them will be very spicy
Lets see how spicy the sauce is

oldfag get IN

>Am Cat
>Barbed Penis
>Cat Sex Is SadoMasochism.

*respectfully inclines*

stop jerking off so much

>82418011
*disrespectfully declines, fag*

im addicted to kpop music

We know that you're basically a girl ryan

Where are people like me supposed to go with 4c*on dead and 8ch shitty?

I wish I was not circumcised

if my parent became a president I would've finished all my schooling in 2 years and dedicated the rest of it to shitposting