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You from the future comes back in time and offers you a hand job

Is it gay or masturbation edition?

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Which members of the royal family do you think post here?

doing a cheeky early post

Thoughts on racemixing?

Ofc its gay your future self isnt you anymore

don't care

masturbation
tb honest i would probably fuck a clone me

I'M 25 AND I'M STILL ONLY MAKING 50 GRAND A YEAR

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Would tongue her bumhole for hours

anime

Giant metal bollards of war
to save us from the truck of peace

FOB

should kneck yourself

do britbongs have country music? does it sound like american country music (not the nu-cuntry shit that's just popmusic with hick accents)?

um me in the future will be female sweety xx

What counts as mixed race?

You know that's only like 30K pounds right

at least they're doing something

nice christmas decoration

baron

well what if its you from 2 seconds in the future?

pub folk music best music

>caring this much about how much you make
Must suck being cucked by this idea

Literally only went back to work in retail because I wanted to pull easy girls

>joined retail store
>my early morning department has no decent girls

Ahhhh yes

It still isn't you ya spastic

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2 seconds in the future I'm already touching my dick

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it's shitting on the rug then spraying air freshener

clean the shit

...

I'd light my lil bp up ngl

>24 years old
>only making 73kUSD/year
>house is only 2000sqft
>car is only worth 23k
>gf is a 7/10
>have less than 40 friends in real life
>have an iPhone 8 because I can't get the iPhone X yet
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES

>dude, like, it doesn't MATTER how much money you have just like live in a hostel or ask mummy for money lol

post gay's

I will have three nights of harsh sex with myself that will afterward slowly turn into a fight for life and death. There can only be one.

>currently being cucked by greggs wages
not a fan

How does that intellectually deprived urchin have access to the missiles?

>being so narcissistic to disturb space time continuum for navel gazing

vile little slug

might ask the therapist to help me get a gf

...

Gays aren't mentally il

is she a qt

Ah yes
I have only pointed this out because I am of course someone who lives in a hostel or with mom, you got me. I'm not suggesting that materialism is retarded and an empty thing to stress out about, nope

pizzzzzzzzzzzzz.......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...a

BASED, let him keep going

hope your cock is at least 12 inches

Mine is.

yeah lad, fresh out of college

but she has a code of ethics to follow

Malia Obama needs to meet a cute chocolate boy

what do you talk about when you go therapy?

what news sources do people read/use
i use reuters and channel four news

need a qt therapist gf who breaks the rules just for u x

did you eat one? what did it have on ?

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Why does she act like an adult?

his IQ is higher than yours

Kubrick faked the moon landings.

Nope. It's only 7 inches and I'm a 6'2 manlet.

So you've given up all material enjoyment? Don't rely on money at all for your daily wellbeing and happiness?

This 'pseudo-englightened' shit is pathetic

mostly recent happenings and how i'm feeling and then she sets goals for me to accomplish before i see her next

no.... just dreaming about the dominos meateor pizzzza..........mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

O' fuck what are you supposed to write when asked about hobbies. I'm boring as fuck.

haha kys

Do British motorcycle companies still have the pedigree they had back in the day?

I'm 28 and get 1100 bucks a month from welfare.
Don't need more.

FUCKING TUUUUUUUUUUUNE youtube.com/watch?v=4YxTa1AUqps

shagging
havin a cup of tea
birds
darts
pints

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It’s possible to pull your therapist, leonardo dicaprio did it in that film

listening to music / watching movies
everybody likes doing those

Are you financially independent?

So jy het al die materiële genot opgee? Moenie op geld reken op jou daaglikse welsyn en geluk nie?

Hierdie 'pseudo-verligte' kak is pateties

meestal onlangse gebeure en hoe ek voel en dan stel sy doelwitte vir my om te bereik voordat ek haar volgende sien

If they do it'd probably be gone of by now lad.

Presumably combined with other government benefits like subsidised housing. Deadweight on society.

Vice
InfoWarz
RT
Telesur
The girl in pink Kimono from North Korea

am i the only one who just takes about 6 ibuprofen or paracetamol whenever i feel a headache coming on? surely if 2 is effective 6 is even better?

I've decided to send the ex gf a Christmas card. I understand that the relationship is over but I feel I owe it to the relationship we had and it's difficult considering how we had to end it

lad.....

No not really since I need the welfare money every month. But I don't care about money though, as long as my rent and food is paid for I can be broke and give no shits.

Get yourself checked for a mental illness

You post about this all day everyday and literally no one cares, she’s probably spinning on someone’s cock back home as we speak

can't be healthy on your liver/kidneys m8

Norman Normie - Radical Centrist

Is only part of the Alt Right Schutzstaffel because all his friends are.
Was big into Gamer Gate.
Has no special abilities.

Sgt. Edgemaster - Right Wing Militia

NRA is life. NRA is love.
Don't tread of me.
"anarchist"
Accidentally bought the wrong color of anarchist caps. Stuck with it anyways because fuck de gubbamehnt.
Superpowers: Shooting Spree. Allows him to conjure AR 15s out of nowhere but can only be used to indiscriminately murder everyone around him, including himself.

Al Tendiezone - Don of the Tendie Mafia

Connoisseur of Tendies. Mommy buys the best.
His Family (his Mother) is his life and honor.
Owns 4 different Katanas which are the hardest Metal in the Universe.
Super Power - Weaboo Slash: Transforms his Arms into Katanas which can cut through anything. Must consume at least 100 Tendies to recharge before using again.

Billy Bop Cleatus - Southern Pride, Southern Heritage

His Father/Uncle taught him everything he needs to know in order to survive in the Wilderness.
Scavenges road kill for delicious meat.
Dreams of owning a Farm with his personal slaves one day.
Super Power - Banjo Confusion: Creates Hypnotic soundwaves when he plays his banjo which stun all non Proud Southern Heritage Boys or inbreds within a radius of 20 feet.

Melvin Howard - Incel Supreme

Women are disgusting and not even Human.
Hopes for his personal sex slave sponsored by the government one day.
>Feminism is literally cancer.
Super Power - Virgin Walk: Goes into stealth mode and makes him undetectable by Chads, Women or leftists.

G3n3ral Cuck51ay3r - 1337 Tech Bro

Gamergate was the greatest online revolution ever.
Uses Bitcoin to buy illegal sexual material on the deepweb.
Has 9001 confirmed Kills (on CoD).
Superpowers - Mind Hack: Uses his 1337 hax0r skills to take control of the mind of a lesser being (like that of a woman or cattle) for 7.4 seconds.

she's precocious and people love it so she keeps doing it. the cuteness will wear off in a year or so and she'll change to keep her popularity, maybe moody millie or christian good girl millie.

So you're a practically independent NEET? I'm kind of jealous tbqh. Don't you want to get in relationships though?

They call me shagger

>subsidised housing
Don't know what that mean but I live in a normal flat down town with a nice view.

love men hate women simple as

yeah she's probably getting dug out by a dark skinned nigga named matthew

What are you lads drinking tonight?

Pic related for me

they call me the virgin neckbeard basement dwelling pervert

what did they mean by this

yeah it happens more often than you'd think

I am in a relationship, she's a NEET as well. Go figure huh?

@82418456
i've decided you don't have an ex-gf and this is a gimmick for (you)s

I only earn £1600 per month after taxes and I'm forced to live with my parents to afford my drug addictions

Not like anyone else constantly posts the same shit every thread is it?

Is she a permanent NEET like you? I'm honestly jealous.

holly willoughby is FIT phwoarrrrr *does arm thing*

work on the weekends then

It means the government helps pay your rent beyond whatever welfare bennies you get.

what's your favourite britishism
mine is probably either 'shagging' and all its inflections or 'bird'