Going to Sportclips

>Going to Sportclips

Who here goes to a real barbershop with dudes who can actually talk sports?

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I go to a Chinese barber shop because none of the barbers speak English very well so I don't have to talk to anyone.

>not getting your hair cut by some busty chick who rubs her tits against your shoulders and smells nice

i can't talk sports, only meme about them, so i avoid it irl

Saw a vags jersey last time I was there
Trust me, it's all memeing

2 yugos that have had that barbershop for more than 50+ years.

My father went there and my grandad to. They probably have 5 to 8 more years of life. So i better enjoy it.

I go to super cuts it's only $12 dollars

No wonder your hairline is making u turnes.

I got a coupon for a free cut at Sportclips. It wasn't worth it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

do americ*ns actually do this?!

I know I don't and I'm proud I don't.

Theyre like bogan just so you know who these Americans are like.

>you mean getting your hair cut by a 40 year old chunkster with smelly pink and blonde hair that keeps calling you 'hun.

I go to a hair salon. I get to smell the qt as she cuts my hair and some times her boob rubs up against me

>letting a woman cut your hair
No thanks Jeff

why would I want to go to a barbershop to talk sports
just cut my hair

>bogans
They don't exist, mate.

this is a thing?

I'm white and wear my hair like a Henrik Lundquivst.

>women barber
won't it get awkward when they have to trim that bush?

This I try to smell her hair

Barbershops are known for having a lot of yakking

What kind of silent barbershop do you go to?

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Do you by chance leave the house or your unincorporated junction you call a "town"?there's like 100 in every city

Have you not watched sports on TV in the last few years? They regularly show ads for Sportsclips.

I go to sports clips. There are some prime qts there and they have to give me a head, face, and shoulder massage as part of the MVP deal

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Ask for a Brazilian wax

When I went to SportClips they took me into a back area called "The Showers" for my massage

It was sort of the like the strip club, but a lot more awkward and the massage was terrible

I refuse to believe anyone who posts on Sup Forums is this creepy in real life

>MVP deal

Do they have dry humping to go with the sports theme?

Damn, I feel bad for the ladies at your Sportclips.

haha, y-yeah I almost g-got you

I have a real easy cut, so it doesn't matter where I get it cut. I don't want to talk so the tv is good, and they have the punch cards so every 8th haircut is free. It's okay

>Dad started going to Sportsclips because his Cost Cutters closed
>He doesn't even like sports that much

Cringe.

They use a vibrator on your back and run their boobs on your neck

>wanting to talk
That's creepy as fuck m8. Just pay your money and get out

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>putting punctuation a one word statement
pure autism

>Having a conversation with a guy cutting your hair is creepier than sitting there in stone cold silence

Some of you guys really lack social skills

>some random military vet down the street that cuts your hair for 5 bucks and talks baseball.

I'm in and out in 3 minutes the way he cuts.

my barber is a slav who speaks pretty good english but often stops cutting my hair to get into heated arguments in his czech language on his phone. every time someone calls him it seems to be an emergency. sometimes i try to strike up a conversation with him by talking about girls i pretend to fuck.

Mine is a busty 6/10 Polish grandma who is always laughing and mangling her English. I'd love to jizz on her tits.

i cut my own hair

This, I fucking hate how barbershops have all this smalltalk.

>so buddy what do you think about the Orioles this season

They're garbage now just cut my damn hair

My dude is an Iranian who used to sell cocaine and might still be doing it