>Be early american
>Find a shitty desert/jungle shit
>Kill the native populous with your shitty hygenie
>Plead to the jews for eternal wealth in exchange you become their bitches
>Become the world superpower
>But still the jewish bitch
>Americans are proud of this.
fuck amerifats
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>Be british
>Nobody gives a shit about you
Haha, we literally created the world, you'd be living in caves without use.
Brazil on the other hand?
Oh, you made hot air balloons, cool i guess.
Go home grandpa
>implying this isn't the same for the UK
Go fuck yourself Ahmed
test
>be early brit
>get conquered by the anglo-saxons
>get conquered by the Normans
>never conquered lol
>invite court jews to England so you can take out high interest loans like a good goy
>become late stage empire with expansive Jew-spirited colonies set on material gain
>mismanage your white colonies while inviting your colored colonies to come to the motherland
>strip all power from the crown
>become minor regional power on the same scale as fucking Greece while your son rules the world through oure strength of will
>jealously shitpost on Chinese calligraphy forums about the greatest superpower in the known universe
stop shitposting you paki nerd
T. Jeremy Corbyn
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this
The Prtoestant Revolution was nothing but the ransacking of Catholic wealth for an injection of cash, once the money ran out, the Protestants went running for the moneylenders and sold out their Christian kingdoms.
>Be british
Salam Maleykum
the usa was jew free until the english jew bankers infiltrated our country
nah, you just lucky. england only came into power by default because the rest of yurop was decimated. all you guys did was subjugate spear chuckers
Good to see the Irish education system teaches you about the theological divide caused by Papish heresy and idolatry.
That is hilarious considering Catholics have followed Protestants around picking up scraps for the last 400 years.
Even in America this is apparent. You have shit tier Mexican Catholics parasiting off protestant agngos.
*Anglos
>Be a Briton
>Once powerful Nation
>The best of your population leaves you in 1776
>Piss about and do nothing but get fucked for the next 200+ years
>Become entirely irrelevant to the point of being talked about like ancient Rome or Greece
>Try to bants about the country that turned us into flobbering cucks
>Fail
Oi smiddly bibble bongo wank god sabe queen cunt ya smoffer
Being conquered isn't defeat, but another step into Britain carefully planned world domination.
> parasitizing
illiterate barbarian
Protestants = Jewish minions
Fuck England.
Sorry. Wouldn't know. Never been conquered. So is this Paki conquest all a part of your foreign queen's plan?
>Be American
>So sorry for slavery
>Nogs run rampant with guns
>Jews own media and wallstreet
>Create massive millitary to 'protect' their interests
>Worship hollywood at night
>Arrogance 24/7
>School shootings
>muh neber borget
>Wife sucks black dick at night while you hold her hand
>get shot
>Trump vs Hillary only options
>Great depression
>2008 depression because they took the laws protecting the economy from another great depression away.
>mac dinner tonight
>tmz
>Muh freedom
>Be european
>complain and post shit about america
>pee your pants when america threatens to pull out of NATO
I can never look at any europoor with respect ever again
BIG AMERICAN TTS
>being conquered isn't defeat
Yes it is, being conquered is about as defeated as it gets.
>be brit
>Still be butthurt hundreds of years later
Mfw
Are you a Catholic? You are a potato nigger, so already one strike against you.
how does it go?
we lost the battle but we'll win the war?
Do I smell sour grapes Ahmed
Still the number one super power who owns the moon, Mars, and the world's oceans.
>the God's favorite son who overcomes adversity despite being mired by nogs and halfbreed spanish bastards
>says the country that established Israel
>This thread
SYNONYMS
DEFEAT
the troubles in Ireland = Normans being displaced as their lands were confiscated by degenerate protestant thrash who gambled away the wealth of Britain.
>be brit
>Create a world power over a few millennia of hard work
>be burger
>get lucky
mfw
Lose every battle except that really important one at the end.
fuck off you peasant
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Where/when is this footage from?
>Be British
>This is a 10/10 in Bongland
You mean your shitty hygiene.
Source and Story, i think i like
She was a cute kid, shame she's been absolutely fucked by her britbong genetics
You cheeky smartass making me kek.
>Be Burger
>this isn't a 10/10 but its the best they'll ever get
if you only knew
>Be half-wit brit
>Live on shitty island over-run by mudslimes
>Really wish it was jews and not mudslimes
>Plead to the jews for dentists to please immigrate
>Become the world superpower in poor dental hygine
>Bitch about jews and americans because you are a toothless moronic cunt
>Americans are proud of this.
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>being this low test
lol slanted much ahahah these are so idiotic , spend one day in southern California and you'll change your mind bro
Probably loaded with European tourists. American girls are hideous (as are your churches).
>>Google "typical american woman"
>>pic is first result
not at all lolz you wouldn't believe my high school , it was unfathomable ,, now don't get we wrong girls in europe are beyond beautiful too
pic related s,chool the surf team
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>>Google "typical canadian woman" so not hypocrite
>>pic is first result
>>fuck
and that's because of people like you guys trying to find anything that's slanted in your favor.. wtf is with the hate..
Probably 2nd generation Americans. They are really European girls.
America? Let me tell you something about my country.
Its founders were patriots. They risked everything for liberty and what they believed in, and they defeated the greatest superpower the world had ever known. Their ideas, the cornerstone of political, social, economic, and religious liberty, are like glowing beacons covered over by a junkyard of grime. If we could only peel back the layers of corruption, this quagmire of evil, we would see what the country is actually supposed to be about--pretty much the complete opposite of what it is now.
But even the Founders failed to uphold their vision. Within their lifetime we saw political parties, things like the Alien and Sedition Acts, and other things that were indicative of something else brewing.
In the past century, America truly made a deal with the devil. Completely letting (((international elements))) dominate us, we came to oppress and murder other people around the world in order to fulfill (((our))) destiny to become a globalist empire of evil.
Now, we are the sledgehammer that our (((masters))) use to bring wickedness to others and line (((their))) pockets with gold. We are the epicenter from which leftist, degenerate ideals not only originate, but from which they are enforced.
I am a citizen of a nation of evil, and whatever I can do to make others realize this, I do.
See Sorry. Wanted to do it back to back.
Also, if you can't take it, don't dish it out. I've sat through many Canadian hate threads. Whiny piss ant.
im a second generation American bro , this is a land of immigrants , its kind of expected ,, chill sven i love sweden and would never say anything bad about it .but i also love America
>he can't legally own a gun, or even a knife
How's it feel being defenseless from the Pakistani enrichment?
i have never ever dished any hate towards Canadians lol wtf ,,every Canadian ive met has been a great experience all around ,, lol
>cant legally own a gun
i can go out, get a gun licence and get a gun
>'Early American' = British subject
>The Spanish were the first to introduce diseases into the new world.
>You were under the thumb of the Rothschilds long before we were.
Yeah well your american friends made me hate your country and citizens.
>hot air balloons
Don't think of this as real hate. Just think of it like a roast. It's what I do in Canadian hate threads. I get a few giggles out of it.
Like 2 of them are almost kinda attractive you beta orbiter cuck
dude there are 300+ million people here , there is bound to be assholes , as with any country. come here for a vacation , youll find people that will change your mind about us :)
Those are all Asian countries
its all good man :) hahah canada and the us are like brothers hahah i love it :P
and i never said they are models , just said i know them and went to school with me lol wtf bro
Fair enough. I still hate your country though (being an Israel proxy and all).
That was the joke man... Wew.
now that ill agree with hahaha thats something i cant get my head around tbqh
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>>Be early american
You mean british people?
England is literally the #1 Jewish whore since 1653
Ya. The US is the big gay brother, and Canada is the cucked transgender "sister".
He means old people. I always see them out for breakfast at like 6 AM.
>>Be early american
>>Defeat Britbongistans with ease and win independence
>>Find a shitty desert/jungle shit
>>Kill the native populous with your shitty hygenie
>>Plead to the jews for eternal wealth in exchange you become their bitches
>>WW1 kicks off
>>Put britbognistan in debt to the US with loans
>>Save britbongistan
>>WW2 kicks off
>>Make more loans to britbongistan
>>Save britbongistan again
>>bongistan navy will never be the same
>> bongistania empire will never recover
>>Become the world superpower
>>But still the jewish bitch
>>londonstan ruled by mudslime
>>Americans are proud of this.
wtf I hate interest rates now
btw Sweden ladies are by far god-tier, that's something that you guys will always be superior in :^)
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and you'd be living in caves without us.
A burger being moronic. Why am I not surprised. If you are going to shitpost do it right.
>'Best leave in 1776'
>'Did nothing but get fucked for 200 years'
Except the Empire was it's biggest in 1920.
I suggest a brain transplant.
>be uk
>doesn't invent the internet
We are the descendants of the conquerors. Why is that a bad thing?
I rather live in a cave Mexico.
one of the must accurate things i've read ahahah
and we have two gay abusive fathers ; UK and France kek
You really need to get over the war like I did
>with ease
What? you mean getting frogs to help you??
The peak of the British empire was in 1922...
"The best of your population leaves you in 1776"
Do Americans really believe this shit?
>Be early american
>Haha, we literally created the world,
ayy lmao we dindu nuffin
>England is the halfbreed cucked descendents of real men
>they're proud of being defeated and having their women taken
on american currency is "In God we trust"
I see this as "in god we trust god to repay us for this loan we're giving to him."
Ever been to the Moon?
>Haha, we literally created the world
You literally have zero understanding of what some words in your own language mean.
In fairness the Jews were literally standing by Columbus's side when they landed, Jews have always classed America as theirs. It was two Spanish Jews who witnessed people smoking tobacco and brought it back to Europe and realised they could make money off it. Tropical diseases are just as much of a risk as "European diseases" and one of the worst massacres was the "peaceful" Indians who waited until the men were away and slaughtered women and children like the brave warriors they were (1622 in Virginia if you care to check). Right up until the British showed them what a massacre really was and wigwammed their shit up.
I'll give you a 3/10, if you had used a different proxy you might have scored more. On the off chance you actually are "British" either educate yourself before you anonymously embarrass yourself or get the fuck out of my country you faggot.