If you had to move to one country in the Balkans, which country would you choose?

If you had to move to one country in the Balkans, which country would you choose?

North Korea

Judging by your map? Italy.

Romania, I would live in the woods then fuck Romanian qts by nighttime (your map seems off)

I think your map has autism

nice map faggot

Levels of autism previously tought unachievable, but he just goes out there and does it, the fucking madman leaf

Slovenia is European.

iraq

Greece

Germany I guess.

Venice, going by your map

hungary

Belarus, for the most authentic balkan feels

Salzburg, I guess

Укpaїнa

Apparently I live in the Balkans, nice

I'm sure /balk/ will heartly welcome us.

yes those are all definitely balkan countries

Croatia

Austria obviously, the rest are shitholes (except Veneto, which would be my second choice)

Our boy does it again.

i am greek

Bulgaria and then skip to turkey asap.

Transylvania is Central European

Silly America. North Korea is not in Europe.


I would chose Austria for the architecture. I really like nice things.

Transylvania was an ottoman vassal so it is balkan.

Don't try to reason with that guy, he's worse than Greekposter

Interesting point. But geographic speaking it does't make sense.

WE BALKAN MONKEYS NOW

Transylvania was under communist rule longer than it was an ottoman vassal state

Why does it make sense that Romania and Moldova are Balkan ?

Not only that we haven't historically been involved much in Balkan politics, there's also no Balkan mountains on our territory.

slovenia

apparently the Balkan peninsula nearly reaches the baltic sea......

Exactly.

Gay republic of Trakya

You gonna be its president then?

yes i'm super gay C:

because you are Bulgarian clay

Germany

>North Korea is not in Europe

oh yeah? can you prove it?

Eastern Germany

Probably Slovenia or Croatia.

I would kill myself at the gate of the airport

veneto

croatia for family or slovenia for quality of life, hmmm

if we are actually going off this shitty map then czech republic