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NZ v England day 4
England 58 and 118/2
NZ 427d

Aussie are still cheats.

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It didn't really matter m8

RIP Thomas the goose.

>mfw Australia being mentally retarded helped bury the fact England got bowled out for 58

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we are all in here lad

>not a general
Seems like a waste of time.

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>de kock

>tfw wickets

forgot to post this the other day

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OH NONONONO

ICE DROPPING, RED BOTTOM SKY

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Australia still made more than England.

50/10 in 19.4 overs
good stuff really

c-cricket?!

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*blocks ur path*
*screams*
*bowls u*

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lads

>the city of Australian cricket

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>the absolute state of Queensland

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grig

Yfw Smith gets banned for a year

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Might be banned for life m8
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>SMOTH YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE NEXT BRADMAN

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don't you mean the next voges

Bring voges back

>banned for life

no

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Even better

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Even a year ban is way out of proportion desu

for me, it's the punishment of facing an over from sean abbott in bad light with no helmet

>the city of hindustan
a.pomfe.co/hgptpl.mp4

smith should lose the captaincy permanently

>captaincy
life

Absolutely disgraceful behaviour. Heads must roll.

look at this fool talking about losing captaincy while everyone wants a life ban

the result of frying chicken in soybean oil

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Imagine if that'd happen to us. Kohli getting a life ban. I wouldn't be able to take it Tbh lads, he's literally the only good batsman in the team

has a look at what i can get away with vibe to it

big fan of morkel to be honest lads

when you people say life ban, you mean like a ban from civilised society right? surely you can't suggest a transgression this horrific, this wretched, will carry a mere ban from the sport? are you that accepting of cheating? do you think it's 'cool' to let smith remain a free man after this vomit-inducing crime?

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>women's
stopped reading there

well as long as morne morkel is happy and women are playing some series we can just forget this awful business ever occured

Hi, I was just wanting some advice if you guys could help. What do I need to become an elite Australian bowler?

sandpaper LOL

Team for 4th test

Renshaw
Cowan
Khawaja
Klinger
Marsh I
Marsh II
Paine (c)
SOK
Cummins
BASED fucking CHADD
Bird

you heard it here first

what a shit team

So this insider dude tells me it's gonna be six months and will be announced soon

Not long enough

just look at smoths BEADY little eyes

SCHEMING and PLOTTING, a real criminal element to them, truly the look of a neer-do-well, a nogoodnik, a desperate man on the margins of civilisation bent on the destruction of all that good people hold dear. a modern day faust, granting his soul to lucifer so that he may wallow in worldly pleasures

EXECUTE ALL POZSTRALIANS

BEADY EYES FULL OF LIES

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actually seething that the authorities aren't contemplating the genocide of all australians because of ball tampering desu

alright genocidy b

test

should australia REALLY still be allowed to continue as a country after this?

i'm sure people have already said it but getting bowled out for 58 has been totally overshadowed - And It's Beautiful

The ICC made Australia do that. They're pushing the "dirty no good Aussies" narrative in the build up to the world cup. They want people to hate us even more so the cup will have more hype around it. I guarantee they'll have Australia make the final and lose

Honestly happy to be the villain. There was some seething poo on the radio this morning who tried to push a conspiracy that institutional cheating has been going on for years because Lehman had a walkie talkie

Done another rain dance chaps

>They're pushing the "dirty no good Aussies" narrative
why would they need to do that when it is literally true

still wondering what warner said to de cock to provoke de cock. for that matter still wondering what was said to bairstow during the ashes tour which he refused to repeat

We may be cheats, but at least I don't live in South Africa lmao

what could it be other than his dad's suicide

yeh that is my thought

You wouldn't survive here, ya nancy-boy

>the smith/warner meme is finally over

Based Bancroft

Been playing Ni No Kuni 2 over the weekend and of course all the bandit/criminals are stereotypical australians. Been noticing a pattern lately with jrpgs making ruffian characters australian. Disgusting racism if I'm being honest, I'm appalled

Fucking Zalmi letting the burgers win a second title. If only Quetta didn't choke

Think you've accidentally done the sunny day dance lad

yeah but
where's the lie

Will Smith be made captain again?

Captain fuccboi in prison maybe

An hour until play begins?
England need 237 to make NZ bat again?
Who will play the Collingwood role and see England to the verge of survival ala 2009 Ashes?
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england will lose by an innings and plenty halfway through the second session

If stokes gets in though, him, malan and bairstow could have the lead gone by the drinks break in the evening session

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Morning lads

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TWICE

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PP offering me 2/1 on the draw comrades, do i take it?

whats for dins lads?

A fucking
ONE
MATCH
BAN
AHAHHAHAHAHAH

>Seth Efrica BTFO
>Sonny Bill Billams BTFO
>Smith redeemed

Literally the whole team conspired to cheat, got caught on camera, denied it and all they face is a one match ban, Steve Smith for Australian of the Year IMO

The ICC followed the letter of the law which stated his offense was a one match ban
ICC is the rules
Governing bodies are the morals and ethics
CA are going to come down on him like a ton of fucking bricks

Steve Smith on Nobel prize for science watch

Steve Hawking on retarded dead cunt watch

I for one support the prompt annexation of the dominion of Australia to help us get them back on the right, honest track.

BASED

Australia should be awarded to New Zealand as its 17th region

HOLY MOTHER OF..

I'm mentally numb. As much as I love cricket, I honestly do not care that we cheated and what the aftermath will be. I love Smith and Warner as players, but I'll just shrug at whatever happens to them. I don't even care that we got so embarassingly btfo in the match on top of all this. Is it autism?

Honesty there is nothing wrong with ball-tampering. LITERALLY everyone does it and the game is better for it.

Smith is a retarded cunt though

Could use a wicket here

GOT EM
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE
FUCK OFF

HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK OFF MELON

>Gayvid Melon

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>this match
>lasting till aandete
nope nope nope
pick 1 and only 1

I choose now to live my life as a New Zealand cricket supporter. I want to deal with this honestly and openly and that starts with examining my own behavior

holy mother of based

how many genders are there?

>average /cric/ poster

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