Tfw you accidentally hire a dutch bartender

>tfw you accidentally hire a dutch bartender

Why are they pouring milk instead of bier

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>tfw you accidentally hire an Australian bartender

SMALL

FOAMY

BEERS

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Nobody pulls a pint like an Englishman

Ahh... vintage Sup Forums memes are so comfy

xxxx fucking gold

>be dutch
>spill small foamy beer
>country floods

I would rather have a white russian t឴bh

You rang?

They dont even do it on purpose. I was a bartender for about half a year. We got told off by our bosses if we did that at parties.

>tfw you accidentally hire an american bartender

Pint more like pussy unit

What?

lol

Who P/int/ here?

Yes m8

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>half the glass is empty
>not spilling over the side
Try again Hans

Don't drink it all at once; those extra large jugs probably cost the Dutch about 30 Euro.

that will be $7 +tip

p l u s t i p

Damn Dutch beer is fucking piss
Heineken, Amstel
How can you share a border with Belgium and suck so much at naking beer?

>Queensland beer

I feel like I'm the only person who doesn't constantly rave about Belgian beer

>fuckhueg bottle
>not resealable

what do you want to reseal it for?

>tfw you accidentally hire a brazilian bartender

>comparing expensive Belgian strong ales with cheap Dutch pilsner lagers

We have plenty of better beer, but we don't export it.

>expensive Belgian strong ales

Expensive? Even in the nightshop where prices are double, I pay only 2-3 euros for a Chimay or a Westmalle Tripel.

A bottle of Heineken is only 40 cents. So it is relatively expensive.

I love Belgian beers, especially Rochefort and Westmalle (easy to get here) and Dutch La Trappe, and always try the ones I haven't seen before. But I also love the local beers, which are produced in low quantity and hard to get outside of the region. That doesn't say it does not exist or is bad. Brands as Heineken are too strong to compete with on a bigger production scale.

And I have to say that of all popular pilsner lagers from Europe I had in my life I mostly disliked Stella Artois.

Japanese beer is like this