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Trio Mandili edition

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That last sip of the day

listening to a compilation of patriotic british music, currently transitioning to turbororke. Pakis beware.

These news just keep getting earlier
What's next, one post in a thread then a new?

any slagman in?

What should I bet all of my life savings on lads

some negroid known as 'lucifier' just said he's got aids and he's a 'biter'
they're doing a cell extraction now

still don't get how betting odds work

bid for olympics

summer

so lonely
so alone

why did serbs chimp out

Meghan Markle getting pregnant

you always have /brit/

I understand fawning over an unattainable woman whom you'll never meet, but not when she's ugly and has a shit personality.

any meme magic man in?

hello deano, this more to your taste

babestation

Wish the government still produced nationalist propaganda. Not modern propaganda, but the old kind from the 19th and early 20th century. The obvious kind, meant to inspire patriotism. It never works but it's still entertaining and nice to look at.

Cat is enjoying the snow

I wanna call her on the telephone,
have her over cos' im all alone

just wanna watch a telly show about Britain without having muslims shoehorned it
that's it, just once

Summer is literally perfect, can't even imagine being happy with any other woman, I've been spoiled by her beauty

not a deano and she's still nine billion times better

just asked the local meth-head with 5 kids across the road her opinions on the JQ?

quite excited for the Japanese girl to arrive (25 days left)

lads my libido is fucked
I'll feel the urge to wank 2 times a day for a week and then for a few weeks after I don't feel need to wank at all

theres some handicapped lad that lives in my area called gay gordon. he walks around all the time and tries to spark up conversations with young people
so fucking annoying

top of the mornin' to ya, lads

Greetings children!

wait is this brit

he was too good for this world

you jest but hes a legit pedo. Gave me his number when I was 16

>tfw th-front
might as well kill myself
there's no redeeming myself from that

how is being a pedo at 16
jesus christ

i looked about 14

thats not pedo

so how did everyone do in their GCSEs?

runt

post her twitter

classic irish under nourishment

don't start them until next year Gordon haha xxx

ITS SNOWING LADS

LOOK OUTSIDE

im not looking outside this sounds like a ruse

unironically did pretty shit
didn't turn up for a few exams

shut up
bad enough everyone in school slagged me because my younger brother was taller than me, dont need /brit/ bullying me too

I know for a fact that if I look outside I'm just going to see Chinese people

>bad enough everyone in school slagged me because my younger brother was taller than me

Gave me number to a twink leprechaun the other day!

38 years old never been on a date nor never had sex, do i fit in here?

want to kiss Kacy on her lady parts

>nor never
well you type like a foreigner so arguably yes

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>38 years old
Proofs or fuck off

never been on a date but had sex with two (2) women, both in the past two weeks
saying that, neither of them are talking to me and I never know what to do in bed so yeah I think you fit in

been doing utterly putrid farts all morning

Howling at you losers

Have at least 5 girls on the text, couple on snap and I'm friends with the girl that works at Jimmy sainz all on the go

it's snowing in London haha what the fc

I'm dating one girl I hope to make my girlfriend soon :)

haha no it isn't

I'm engaged

THOT ALERT!

Congrats

What's his name?

remember when Sup Forums was convinced cold weather was going to vanquish the 'sheed tide? wacky...

what proof you want? i'm not gona post my driving license am I

literally is, and did yesterday too

omg she's literally perfect

Gordon

she's amazing

Cause nothing lasts forever

And we both know hearts can change

And it's hard to hold a candle

In the cold November rain...

1 A* and 5 As

3 Bs

1 C

had sex but not much of it

winter chan

require a kacy gf

not a thot, first time with both girls I did nothing and they did everything to get me into their bed
simple as

*blocks your path*

funny because varg thinks shes a negroid

Not a rorke but suddenly had an overwhelming desire to do away with lefties in their entirety

wanked to the gf's sister's lesbian girlfriend
feel dirty

>Not a rorke
why not

ITS SNOWING ITS SNOWING!!

...

Fedora

if brexit falls apart and we become poor we should pull a somalia and become pirates

Not a rorke but I hate muslems and love pints

gona heem next liar who says it's snowing
t. in central london, not snowing

STOP saying it's snowing when it CLEARLY is NOT

umm sweatys could you perhaps entertain the idea that it is snowing where you are not? hmm? thanks sweaatyyy xxx

fuck off man it is

lmao where?

made me open my curtains for THAT?

that fucking barnet is so bad lol

always surprises me how short women can b
think Kacy is 5'6"
runts... lucky for them they're cute

give it a rest man you rorke

literally fucking snowing don't know what your problem is

I am a runt, a hysterical squealing runt, sniffling about in the undergrowth looking for crumbs

I NEED to be put on a farm

Think it's snowing

Can't be sure

IT'S LIKE A BLIZZARD OUTSIDE LADS WTF HOOW CAN YOU NOT SEE IT

what mate

odd how no one has backed up their claims of snow with photographic evidence
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Could break her back with a swift knee