WHAT HAPPENED
Ukraine bans Steven Seagal as threat to national security
Jace Rivera
Thomas Sanchez
Who can stop him?
Gabriel Johnson
Ukraine is such a meme country
Alexander Rogers
he stole to many motherfucker birthdays
Justin Harris
DEYTOOKER
Josiah Reyes
Seagalposting died too soon tbqh.
Parker Moore
Footage of fighting in Crimea
Caleb Jones
I've had a shitty couple of days.
I really needed this.
God bless you Steven. Your righteous fury shall undoubtedly consume your enemies.
Asher Adams
ANYBODY
Eli Young
well i'm sorry to hear that...
John Green
Because now...Imm'a snatch every motherfucker sovereignty
Brody Carter
>Glorious Putin! We're meeting more resistance then expected in the Ukraine!
>Then it is finally time.
>Activate Seagal.
Nathaniel Gonzalez
>that editing
Chase Taylor
This isn't really straight from a movie, is it?
Christopher Wood
How many epileptics did this scene kill?
Kevin Carter
Fuck why am I laughing so hard at this
Jaxson Scott
those fucking flashes to the black guy along the way
Elijah Stewart
UNO FARTO
Nicholas Phillips
Did he ever mention any intention of going to Ukraine? I don't think he gives a shit. He's been to Moscow before though.
Carter Rivera
>yfw pretending to be a retarded movie star is the ultimate cover
Elijah Collins
He was recorded plotting to snatch Ukrainian Punani
Levi Morris
easy......
Leo Gray
Crimea's birthday has been snatched
Kayden Gonzalez
ANYBODY KNOW WHO DID EASTERN UKRAINE??
Leo Gonzalez
HOLY FUCK
Dominic Baker
How can he be so fat if he's so hairy?
Isaiah Evans
Aaron Thompson
holy shit this can't be real.
Ryder Martin
Post the one where he's at his most obese, running from cover to cover with a rifle. Literally one of the funniest scenes in cinematic history.
James Foster
>snatched
Hunter Richardson
>WHAT HAPPENED
Seagal has "ties" with Putin. Well they only met a couple of times because, apparently, Putin is a Seagal's fan.
Isaac Bell
if putin controls trump and seagal controls putin then..
could /our/ steven really be the mastermind behind the free world?? Does it go deeper than him?
Wyatt Roberts
>using save states
Christopher Stewart
Lucky that first guy was out of ammo
Robert Evans
pusy?
Gavin Robinson
It's still out there. Memes don't die just because they aren't spammed all the time.
Christian Parker
So it's on purpose right? I mean Seagal recognizes how hilarious his movies are because that was his intention right?
Oliver Hughes
>savescumming
Sebastian Stewart
It's literally just a Bog distraction.
Kevin Lee
>uk*aine
>country
Gabriel Davis
Seagal vs entire AZOV battalion
who wins?
Caleb Sanders
Steven is too powerful.
Dominic Garcia
rare footage of Seagal taking down Ukraine assassins who tried to snatch him
Logan Richardson
why is he still relevant
Anthony Collins
Seagal is pretty intimidating because he is so tall and fat. He is a giant.
Robert Bennett
>He is a giant
for you
Wyatt Allen
I wouldn't let a dangerous lethal weapon like this in my country either.
Juan Davis
>have gun
>walk right up to someone before shooting
Henry Ross
hahahah nice camera job. was that guy high or something kek
Ethan Turner
>
so seagal is actually a manlet?
Charles Bell
Seagal would just steal all the beautiful women from Ukraine
Ladies cant resist Seagal
Dylan Jenkins
plugs and spray-on
William Jones
it all depends from the point of view
David Rivera
Someone once told me the guy is much bigger on the other side.
Adrian Lewis
I still believe this guy could have made it bigger if he didnt decide to produce everything by himself. And of course if he worked out, he did have a nice look for some action movie guy and those people cant act for shit anyway
Jackson Howard
talking about seagal here. now that i read this it might confuse people to think im talking about the nigger
Daniel James
punani?
Matthew Bennett
Do you want the bad news are the even worse news?
Nathan White
Brenda Bakke who starred in Under Siege 2 claimed in a interview many years later that she had sex with Seagal during the filming of the movie.
Seagal apparently came to her trailer and wanted to have a "spiritual session" with her. According to Bakke during the intercourse she felt that she was in "heaven" and that she was touched by the god himself. Due to the multiple orgasm Seagal gave to Bakke she was unable to film her scenes for the rest of the day. She claimed that she spend rest of her day in her trailer crying in joy because it was the best sex she ever had.
Aiden Ramirez
But if he worked out it would imply that he wasn't as lazy as he really is. And it's not just that he can't act, but he doesn't act.
See:He refuses to even react.
Evan Adams
that would mean seagul has to run to lose those 400 pounds before the next money laundering DVD-release
and he is way too self-conscious about the way he runs making him look like a girl
Christopher Davis
nah its way too late now. im talking about young seagal
Cameron Parker
His hair is 100% natural and real
Brandon Young
he is using that 80s hair in can stuff right?
Easton Phillips
Go to sleep, Stephen.
Kevin Carter
>He's been to Moscow before though.
He is russian citizen now.
And kiss russian muslims ass.
Jacob Edwards
yes and apparently he fell into the water during set and the shit was running all over his forehead
Angel Morgan
Leo Foster
Dylan Hughes
Heroin smuggling. Russians have a long history of using celebs and artists to smuggle drugs.
Charles Campbell
...
Logan Russell
...
Lucas Baker
Did they ban his movies too?
Benjamin Green
the dude he is standing next to is an NBA player that is 6'11
Robert King
Ukies are just jelly because they dont have a super badass leader who rides a bike with Hell's Angels hangs out with American A-list movie starts
Dylan Cruz
...
Jaxon Brown
how can Nolan even compete?
Juan Lee
Funniest part is that Seagal is completely oblivious to the fact that people are using his movies for money laundering and such
Isaiah Nelson
I own this piece of kino and I can assure you that it is taken straight from the video.
Ryan Flores
based pusyposter
Juan Barnes
god that little punani is amazing
Owen Edwards
...
Ian Barnes
Please, I really need the name of this movie, the scene before this where he sneaks up on the guy is hilarious.
Leo Sanders
...
Luis Myers
I ALWAYS knew Seagal's films were actually documentaries from his missions.
Joseph Peterson
>all those people just standing there, knowing they have to party to this outrageous bullshit
Is he the kimjongun of cinema?
Joshua Rogers
Indian Soap Opera level.
Angel Edwards
This kind of Kinôgraphé can only be appreciated with sound and context.
youtube.com
Luke Wright
Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
Isaac Butler
>wears the leather jacket the entire scene
every time
Aiden Gray
...
Levi Thomas
>Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Samurai.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.
Hunter Nguyen
...
Luke Ortiz
tom cruise is a fudge packer
Jayden Ward
...
Nolan Price
No, he's the Kim Il-Sung of cinema, Jong-Un doesn't have the requisite making shit up skills like that he invented the hamburger or that Japan stole half an hour of their time
Levi Diaz
Go home steve...youre drunk again
Kevin Garcia
> When seagal kicks the man and he spins like a beyblade before going through the window.
Andrew Taylor
>Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it.
Ian Barnes
DA FUG YOU DOING IN MAH PLACE?