Say something nice about all your neighboring countries (sea borders don't count). I'll start:

Say something nice about all your neighboring countries (sea borders don't count). I'll start:

>USA: nice variety of biomes, has deserts, mountains, different types of forests, etc. Some nice cities like Boston and DC.

thanks germany for having cheap soda and beer

All my neighborgs are shit

>Canada: very friendly and polite, we've been buddies ever since WWI, similar culture
>Mexico: good food, devout Catholics

Thanks for existing Mongolia

>bordering a country
strewth

All of them

Peru has millennia of incan history and culture to be proud of
Argentina has the best meat in the world and a very rich musical culture
Bolivia has the salt lakes that are arguably the most beautiful natural place in the world

France: nice architecture, lovely villages and landscapes, some great food and drinks
Andorra: good for skiing
Portugal: the only Portuguese guy I know is a very cool guy
UK: I like their sense of humor
Morocco: nice agriculture. We import vegetables from them.

I have nothing nice to say about others.

Okay.
>France
Your wine is okay.
>Switzerland
Thanks, for giving shelter to our tax evaders
>Austria
The air is fresh
>Slovenia
I guess you are similar to Austria

i like Argentina

all of them are rightful russian clay, except china and north korea, fuck them

Guatemala: You were mayans and shit
USA: i like guns, i suppose

>Austria 784 km (487 mi)
my brother
>Czech Republic 646 km (401 mi)
my brother from a slavic mother
>Netherlands 577 km (359 mi)
my brother from a germanic mother
>Poland 456 km (283 mi)
Du Opfer
>France 451 km (280 mi)
my brother from a latin mother
>Switzerland 334 km (208 mi)
germans in denail
Belgium 167 km (104 mi)
Luxembourg 138 km (86 mi)
Denmark 68 km (42 mi)

>Germany
great country,great people there Netherland
we speak the same language, we're eternal bros
>France
its complicated...They think our country is a joke and moke us but i think deep down they like us

>Norway
I always forget they're our neighbors desu. Very nice country and beautiful nature. I have nothing against them.

>Sweden
Past subjugator, modern ally.

>Russia
Can't say they're allies but Russia is a vast and extremely interesting place. Would love to road-trip through it some day.

>sea borders don't count
Fuck your rules

>Estonia
Our best ally and the only Finnic country besides Finland.

>Would love to road-trip through it some day.
It would be the day when you die.

brazil is our greatest ally

I'm adventurous. It can't be that bad right? Russia is not Africa, it's filled with white people of good character.

Netherlands
sweet swampy germans
Denmark
sweet flatland germans
Belgium
sweet franco germans
Luxemburg and Switzerland
sweet germans in denial
Poland
sweet lands :))))
Czechia
sweet HRE
Austria
sweet little brother
France
lets make love :)))

>Norway
legit guleböj bros, good at skiing n shit

>Finland
i consider you my alcoholic bros, fun as fuck to drink with (at first). would have volunteered to fight for you in ww2.

>Denmark (no one counts them as a sea border away)
other alcoholic bros but with lots of shits and giggles. also fun to drink with except this time throughout the whole night

>Ukraine
elder god tier women
>Hungary
excellent food

>Serbia
best neighbour

>Bulgaria
good beaches
also best neighbour

>Moldova

Little Russia - thanks for coming here for shopping, its nice, also you are pretty cool guys
Lithuania - thinking of this country inside my country makes me hard
Belarus - cutest Slav bro, wish you only good bratuszki
Ukraine - you filthy whore, nice grills, send more
Slovakia - I can understand your language most, we share mountains, cute Slav bro
Czechia - you filthy whore, nice beer
Germany - thanks for the lands, so nice of you

>Russia
I like how you're great at being a useless alcoholic

>Finland
I like saunas
Thank you for saunas

>Sweden
I've seen some nice bridges in Sweden, please jump off them though.

>Spain
Great food, good people and rich history. Plus we're like brothers.
Wouldn't pick any other country for neighbor.

Is this a common opinion

Lebanon: Beirut is supposed to be a decent city
Syria: Thanks for being the problematic area in the region and keeping us out of the media for a bit
Jordan: Relatively stable, not infested with terrorist scum
Egypt: At least the Muslim Brotherhood are out

I have NOTHING good to say about Ir*land

Latvian people are very friendly. The capital is super beautiful!
We also take shopping trips to your country for cheaper food.Thank you I guess.Also your language is beautiful imo

I hope so because it's CUTE

>(sea borders don't count)
ok, we have no neighboring countries

all my neighboring countries are superior plus Philippines isn't that map

>sweden
Cheap stuff
>finland
One of the better cuntries around
>russia
No strong feelings whatsoever

Boston and DC are both shit tier

USA
I love american girls

Central america
Zzz....

>Norway
Good nature and nice people from what I've seen
>Sweden
Meme hate aside, they are honestly our best ally
>Russia
Living in russian countryside seems very comfy. I like their language and food too.