The Cartel find and kill me in a few hours

The Cartel find and kill me in a few hours
>It was nice to meet you guys

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why? can you give context?

What did you do

Tell them to post the video of ur execution here

rip op

should have never crossed them

F mi hombre

Arm yourself, and proceed to vahalla mexibro

>gong.mp3
run for the border

best news i heard all day

Run to America

If not

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Scope it for us.

Hide somewhere else then. On behalf of all white people, as the whitest man on Sup Forums, perhaps in the US?

You have to GO BACK in January though.

OP is kill

I stole 10 kilograms of yayo and 500,000 American bucks from a cartel truck
I buried it in some place in Sonora

was that your last creation?

Saved. Your meme legacy will live on.

>'good' mex
>Acting like Arizona doesn't produce some dank shit

All those implications

point in on google maps

quick, draw us a map

well that wasn't smart of you was it

Oh boy, nice knowing you OP is it the zetas?

>No Country for Old Men

I liked that movie

Are you affiliated with any particular gang or you stole it all by yourself?

LIVESTREAM IT

No! don't post the map here!

THEN THE CARTEL WILL KILL EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD

Make us a map RUTH

think of it this way: you would've had your mouth and anus violently raped before chewy and jorge proceeded to murder you for not being able to pay their "protection" fees since your money went towards paying for The Wall anyway.

at least now it sounds like you're being spared having your mouth and anus violently raped.

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Show them this video and they might change their mind, senpai.

You are dumb

You fucked up, natural selection at work. What did you think would happen?

Good, keep you drugs and crime out of America.

At least they didnt need a wall for you.

Map please, and your name. I will ask my wife to name her next son after you user

Alright I barely visit Sup Forums but I can help help you, which cartel did you piss off?

Noice

Get off of Sup Forums, get a big hat, dress fucking differently and run mother fucker. Run far. And let us know how it's goin after

HeHe

>leaf knowing mex cartels

rofl

Well dude you're dead anyway.

Draw us a map at least you faggot. If you're not lying though, what you did takes balls of some kind of steel/tungsten alloy.

why did you bury it you could have bought weapons to protect yourself and done some yayo to enhance your fighting capabilities.

Don't you know you're addressing the mysterious hacker known as Sup Forums?
He does not forgive; he does not forget.

He said cartels, not Yakuza dumbshit.

this is not Sup Forums faggot. hope i see you in some beheading video.

I'm Mexican and I was in a cartel at a young age why do you think i'm in Canada.
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Shh, just pretend this is actually happening

don't tell them what so ever where did you bury it, they need the money, they will not kill you without knowing where it is

>not taking the money and disappear

Death is preferable to what the cartels do to people who keep information from them.

can i join leaf mex bro?

>10 kilograms of yayo

the fuck is that?

No, they'll just mutilate him to hell and back, and also his family you dumb fuckstick.

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Cocaine.

This is online and everything and it's funny to say this shit but honestly I wouldn't wish this on any person.

cocaine

then he should fucking escape.
and immigrant to america (legally)

In case you're being truthful, good luck user, I empathize you, and wish you the best of luck.
In case you're lying, I hope a real cartel skins your filthy spic ass alive and posts it on a rekt thread.
Don't die on us :'(

about 22 lbs

call it, friendo

Sorry dude. As an American businessman with an awesome coke habit, i feel sort of responsible.

By the way OP, I'm in Arizona so if you need help with something say so, but fuck doing it for free.

You should've stolen more if you were gonna get killed anyway. Send pic, we gotta see you on bestgore

Story time
I worked as a police officer in Hermosillo
Me and other bros worked in the anti-narcotics division, including an American DEA guy

We heard the Cartel was going to move some dope by truck. We make shitty money as police officers so we decided to desert from Police and take the score by ourselves

This happened like a month ago
Yesterday they found the head of one of the men who helped me with the score on the truck, the head was next to a message wrote in a piece of cloth..."Vamos por todos ustedes, hijos de la chingada"

I'm posting from a meth house dressed as a fucking hovo

I-I don't wanna die

Pics or this is roleplaying retardation.

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I just saved it because he was admitting to selling drugs for the cartels on Facebook. Here he is

Just come over here oh wait..Fuck off.

>policuck

kek
and nothing of value was lost

Kind of rare flag.

If doubles, you will die in 2 hours

This is most likely fake...

But what the fuck you doing sitting around giving up, leave the area.

Escape and go live in some shithole in asia instead of getting killed.

Assuming you are a mexican manlet, go find a burqa and pretend to be a muslim hitch hiker.

RUN AWAY! You gotta live man!

Can you leave a piece of paper for the cartel and ask them to upload pictures of your mutilated corpse with a timestamp on here please?

>The Cartel
Why do you use this word in singular and why do you even use that word again? they are called narcos.

protip: your brother in law is making meth

>has 500 000 USD
>doesnt book a flight literally anywhere else outside the country

Post a fucking picture heisenberg.

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Rest in Spaghetti
Never forgetti

Mexibro that was really dumb, I follow cartel news and there's really no way I see you
surviving for long. Why would you do something dumb like that?

God speed, Ruth

What cartel was it you screwed? You need to move yourself and anybody you care about to a territory they don't control.

Dios te castigo por gloton. Has tu pas con El Señor.

fucking leave town you dumbshit, go east

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>mfw my father is from Hermosillo and we stopped visiting family there because it's fucked up

I remember watching this kino

youtube.com/watch?v=U-QtpEk_c8Y

I WILL NOT POST MAP
Maybe if I tell them where it is they will kill me in a nicer way, a shot in the head or something

Or maybe they will let me go, oh shit pray for me

Move to Lillehamer

walk into American Embassy, ask for asylum in return for DEA cooperation

idk I'm just brainstorming on a Mexican cactus farming board

Snake eyes.
Sorry pal, kek has spoken. You lose.

Explain

Confess your sins, call on Archangel Michael to protect you from the evil and say his prayer, make amends, and leave. Disguise yourself as a woman, dye your hair, get a realistic wig, and move to another country as an immigrant.

You shall escape Murdersico without a scratch

Kek be with you

give us the treasure map, ya land lubber

wtf

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I fell asleep in the conservatory today

>or maybe they will let me go

You are a walking corpse mate

how they will find where do you stay
and why dont you run

You're probably role-playing, but if not I really wouldn't count on them letting you go. Got to let people know if you fuck with their money, you die.

Post a map
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