Taktik

discuss taktik.

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very tactical thread

For me, it's Taktik Christoph

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for me? It's 2-6-2, the superior formation where you dont even give the opponent the chance to get out of his own half of the field

is this /bundes/?

no this is taktik discussion thread

no

btw can someone repost the mislintant büro picture? i cant find it anymore

this is /sstg/, superior soccer tactics general
A team that makes Maradonna its coach wouldnt know anything about that

Well, that's Guardiola's playstyle, not he numbers on the system, but the idea

It only works if you have technically talented players, lot of Argentine clubs try to copy that style but strongly fail

maybe Argentine clubs need the right taktik trainer. i got one on my mind

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>it's another affenzirkus episode

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ahhh yes thanks

it's the final version aswell, right?

yes yes

very good, thx fren

steinmann should play for him

Pfüßböll was more fun when 4-4-2 was the standard formation (ezs)

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4-3-3/4-5-1 was the best era

Red Bull Salzburg players still in high demand, now it seems PSG is wanting one of them aswell, after BVB and of course Leipzig

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also Werner in contact with Liverpool

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honestly, 4-2-3-1 isnt even that bad

>not having several gk's

lamo at your taktiks

wait but doesnt liverpool have tons of strikers

No I don't think they have any good ones, more like Firmino types

they have Firmino and then not much else in terms of central strikers, maybe they also know already that they will lose some key-players of their offensive this summer

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He was actually decent against Hertha. Says a lot about HIV management that their only true DM in the whole squad some literally who is, that no gave a shit about until Titz.

>PSG-Boss Nasser Al-Khelaifi habe er [Tuchel] in einem Gespräch auf fließendem Französisch nachhaltig von sich überzeugt.
Didn't knew that the autist could speak french.

i could not understand someone like tuchel going to a club like PSG

literal babby league

would still prefer to see him at Arsenal t b h

probably learned it in less than two weeks, ez

yes

>I now remember Danny Ings
What happenend to him? Injuries?

>tfw even Sup Forums starts making fun of you
I'm working on it ok

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hehe

Tuchel to PSG would be a weird one giving the climate at the club

he could handle them with his autism though
also no playing cards and no dumb Aki there
only results matter

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jogi is live right now

You know what would help? Adblock.

patrician tactician

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sane and gündogan will start
ter stegen probably gonna pause tomorrow

I have adblock plus, it doesnt filter those at the bottom for some reason
what would be a proper blocker?

>adblock plus
uBlock is where its at, mein neger

...

yes

thanks frend

I like the 1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1.
Players form a daisy chain from one side of the pitch to the other, with every player having 10 meters they can act in.
This is the most pure and elegant type of football

He profited heavily from the tactical discipline that Favre implemented at the club, while giving the players a bit more "freedom". All in all he's just one of many "dude pressing with man marking lmoa" german coaches with no real clue what do do when playing against defensive teams.

Bacon sandwiches on white bread
Rain in July
Going to the pub with the lads
Slags wearing miniskirts in the snow
And of course,
4-4-2

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FOUR FOUR FACKIN TWO!

I prefer 4-4-2 diamond

Won us wolves the German Championship

fuck off Hermann

tore his cruciate ligament, I think

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100% taktik

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SHAWN
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>Parker turned out shit
>Tuchel knew it all along
based

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Taktik Culture

for me it's tic tac

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Angery Tuchel

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absolutely based

i hate trick babbys

>"Ich glaube auch nicht das dass mit 14 1:0 Siegen hintereinander dauerhaft befriedigen würde"
Stöger on suicide watch

quads of truth

based Hans

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>the absolute state of the KGaA

At this point I wouldn't be suprised if Alki and Zorc think that they own the club

>people that reminder it happened
>(You)
>the user with the wolfsburg purse
>unless that was (You) as well
>literally nobody else

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probably true, same in Austria with Sturm winning in 2011

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Rapid Wiens last title in 2008 still gets more recognition than that. Nowadays its only red bull anyway

fuck just came back from tse amt and have to actually apply for jobs now.
I miss my old chill arbeitsvermittler that didnt give a shit.
how do you apply for jobs but in such a shitty way that no one will hire you?

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>Tuchel says he loved watching Arsenal back in the days
hmmmm......

just write a shitty job application

fake a Sozialwissenschaften Diplom. come on this is easy peasy.

whats essential for a shitty application that they cant understate me I'm doing it on purpose but also not good enough that they'll hire me?

what would I do w that?

put it in your application, either nobody will hire you or you'll end up with some pseudo-job where nobody will ever be able to tell you're just a harzer.

with your CV

>Hobbys: Politik (Identitäre Bewegung)
thank me later

also more Sturm nostalgia, not that anyone else cares

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How about spelling mistakes every here and there, but nothing to obvious.

>giving a neet advice to continue leeching

>implying the advisor isnt a neet aswell

Test

>he rates being a wagecuck over being a chill neet

advisor here. I'm not a neet
ty for reading

t. neet

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what did he mean by this

he'll just end up at ZEIT bro

>He rates never getting laid outside of going to a brothel

kek you must be basic as shit when you cant get laid unless you have a job

>having sex
turbobrainlets detected

he can't. Tuchel just faked a French accent

fucken > having sex

I single handedly scouted bought and made players like, Eriksen, Kane and Adebayor ask me anything

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>i scouted bought and made literal who players
interesting, tell me more

hehe

I am a tactics genius

just be urself

more like a homo erectus lmao

>becoming champion with 66 points
It's like the league went full retard that season

Rummenigge btfo

Bringen sie mir Strunz. STRUNZ!, STRUNZ!!, STRUNZ!!!

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thats the problem. I havent had problems getting and keeping a job when I actually wanted one at all. so I'd have to act like a turbo idiot on purpose

Become an AfD member and write that on your CV