You are the worst board I know. You constantly shit on your own politicians. The guys pay for your protection and keep you from you from certain death and this is how you repay them. And to add insult to injury you shit all over their Twitter accounts. You pay for nothing. You always say ooh I'll support Trump later but later never comes. And what really bothers me. You pretend like you're this caring guy who wants to keep out Mexicans because they ruin the economy. Yeah. I hate Mexicans for their personality and smell but at least I admit it. I don't buy them a copy of economics 101 and then lectures them with a seventh grade interpretation about Adam Smith was profound intellectual. He wasn't! He was a spoiled brat and that's why you like him so much. He's you. God you're pretenious. And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great republican even though you're terrible. You know I should have known Melania Triump didn't write me that note. She would have known there's no a in the word definate. And what I think I hate most about you is your text book conservative agenda. How we should legalise all guns, man. How big Jews are crushing the white man. How dumb whores rejecting your dating advances is the biggest tragedy in America. Well what have you done to help? I work out at the gym. Never seen you down there! You want a white wife? Grab a barbell! Oh and by the way. Going to church as a practising Christian doesn't make you a good person! Oh wait! You don't believe in Jesus Christ or any religion for that matter because religion is for idiots. Well who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You make up your own moral calls every day! Which isn't nearly as bad as your justification for wanting to racemix with Asian waifus. How is that foreign son of yours you never see?
But you know what. I could forgive that. All of it. If you weren't such a bore. I mean that's the worst of it, Brian. You just a big sad gun-waving bore. Sigh.
>assuming none of us go to the gym and have white girlfriends
Anthony Thomas
This is so Reddit . this is so Fucking unfunny it makes me want to cry
Charles Carter
Haben Sie überhaupt Abitur?
Gabriel Scott
Weak bantz Ausfailia, you think I'm going to read all of this shit?
You're a shame to your people
Oliver Howard
you think im going to read all that? lol
Cooper Richardson
Fast. Post all the Aussie-Memes.
Carson Robinson
TL;DR
Jaxon Rivera
herp
Cameron Parker
Pls not africa
Parker Powell
>flag It checks out.
Henry Gray
Wew, dodged a bullet there. Good thing you didn't reply to him, otherwise you'd be a Canadian.
let me try
Easton Nguyen
You are the worst board I know. You constantly shit on your own politicians. The guys pay for your protection and keep you from you from certain death and this is how you repay them. And to add insult to injury you shit all over their Twitter accounts. You pay for nothing. You always say ooh I'll support Trump later but later never comes. And what really bothers me. You pretend like you're this caring guy who wants to keep out jews because they ruin the economy. Yeah. I hate jews for their personality and smell but at least I admit it. I don't buy them a copy of economics 101 and then lectures them with a seventh grade interpretation about Adam Smith was profound intellectual. He wasn't! He was a spoiled brat and that's why you like him so much. He's you. God you're pretenious. And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great republican even though you're terrible. You know I should have known Melania Triump didn't write me that note. She would have known there's no a in the word definate. And what I think I hate most about you is your text book conservative agenda. How we should legalise all guns, man. How big Jews are crushing the white man. How dumb whores rejecting your dating advances is the biggest tragedy in America. Well what have you done to help? I work out at the gym. Never seen you down there! You want a white wife? Grab a barbell! Oh and by the way. Going to church as a practising Christian doesn't make you a good person! Oh wait! You don't believe in Jesus Christ or any religion for that matter because religion is for idiots. Well who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You make up your own moral calls every day! Which isn't nearly as bad as your justification for wanting to racemix with chimp waifus. How is that foreign son of yours you never see?
But you know what. I could forgive that. All of it. If you weren't such a bore. I mean that's the worst of it, Brian. You just a big sad gun-waving bore. Sigh.
Julian Bennett
Nice ad libbed rant, next time don't post the show you're ripping off from.
Connor James
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Jackson Sanchez
>makes wall of text >doesn't put wall of text on Mexican border Post discarded
Lincoln Parker
>about to read the post and then noticing the flag
Thomas Thompson
Dang old kangaroo fuckers, man I tell you, dang man.
I'm not reading all of that shit for 3 reasons >Family guy screencap >Wall of fucking text >Fucking Australian Faggot, no one cares about kangarooland or it's opinion.
Elijah James
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Joshua Gonzalez
So damn close, eish.
Tyler Sanders
lets do this
Lincoln Peterson
Could be worse, weed and rum here I come.
Ryder Peterson
Please not a shit tier country.
Ryder Perry
You just got sent to UK's Canada.
Liam Butler
Rollingggii
Austin Collins
Post this over at leddit, guaranteed upboats!
Juan Jenkins
>family guy
Jayden Wright
I don't understand why everyone loved quagmire.
Logan Ross
8/10 good sir.
Evan Edwards
Nice desu~
Thomas Turner
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Michael Ortiz
better not be shit tier
Eli Bailey
Fpbp
Adam White
Not even bad
Asher Bailey
Me either. He's the establishment and his dad is a trap so he's an aids ridden degenerate
Isaiah Evans
I'm actually ashamed I recognize this but top kek
Ryder Thompson
This ebin thread is still alive? xD wow.
Benjamin Watson
...
Daniel Richardson
gooday mate!
Dylan Smith
>mfw this is a good fresh meme
James Young
the Sup Forums one is still the best one, anyone got a screencap?
David Anderson
I sure do love Sup Forums-tier posts
Carson Jones
HOW DARE YOU- oh it's Australia.
>Remove Drongo
Jayden Collins
rolllll
Robert Ross
Does anybody have the edit where Quagmire is the U.S. and Brian is the E.U.?
At the end he says, "Thanks for the fucking oil"
Thomas Brown
Give me the roll nigga
David Anderson
fugg. At least it's not much different tbqh.
Zachary Cox
Holy fuck I got 33 and 77! I choose.... Great Britain. >muh patriotism
Adam Richardson
lets see
John Parker
gimme Spain or Italy please
Andrew Collins
>You constantly shit on your own politicians.
Look at our fucking politicians and tell us we aren't allowed to do that.
One of our major political parties was found vote-rigging for a candidate who is under investigation for federal felonies, and they have one of the highest chances to win the election right now.
Andrew Flores
re rolling
Thomas Gonzalez
Let's see
Jaxson Evans
>Be me >Be aussie >Shitpost quota is dangerously low >Abo boss says he'll foiya me if oi don't make anotha shitpost >No worries m8 >Find some doialouge from family goy >Post it because oim desperate >Abo boss says it'll do >Ride on me kangaroo back me house >Get stopped by abos >They take me petrol and boomerang >Say sorry for taking their land >Foinally get home >Get attacked by a spoidah and a croc >Croikey
Luis Young
on a long enough timeline everything returns to zero, sorry we got boring. as far as what have we done for humanity? we were badasses at our previous jobs. this is our sabbatical because the education system failed us.
whats the quote about "we are laborers so our sons can be doctors and their sons can be artists and philosophers?" well guess what? were the sons, and were making internet knowledge and memeing the next stage of that quote. thank you for protecting us and sorry when we bite the hand.
can we get some guidance?
Grayson Ross
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Jacob Long
This is the most cringeworthy thing I have ever seen on pol. I am embarrassed for you. I couldn't read past the first line.
Jaxson Turner
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Adam Edwards
> Oh and by the way. Going to church as a practising Christian doesn't make you a good person! Oh wait! You don't believe in Jesus Christ because you worship an Egyptian meme frog!
