How do you think they will die?

How do you think they will die?

Suicide pact

Clearly ripped apart by Trump supporters after being outed as Jews.

Mike: heart failure in his early 60s

Jay: die in his sleep of natural causes at ripe old age of 98

at the hand of some sperglord from here.

Are they still going to be making YouTube videos when they're in their 60s? Will Rich and Jack still be streaming video games?

Assassinated by Disney for saying the "The Last Jedi" wasn't perfect - a clear violation of their contract.

Mike from kidney faiilure in three years, Rich right after he loses his meal ticket.

Jay from AIDS in two months.

>rich evans screams and falls over
>actually cant get back up
>episode ends

>not die'ing live on air

>Jay will continue doing HitB
>He will pretend that Mike is still sitting next to him

Same as everyone else: heart failure.

Killed by one of their fans from Sup Forums after they don't respond to his seventh letter

Vaporized by a nuclear bomb in WW3

when chris stuckmann turns serial killer

>Dear Mike, I wrote you but you still ain't callin'

Mike will die of liver poisoning Jay will die alone at an old age

Did you add a film grain effect to that image?

That cuck wouldn't be able to overpower a single member, maybe the beard guy.

Chris is fucking huge dude

mike is clearly an alcoholic.
became fat fast, has a bloated face and has a polish last name. ==> liver disease

jay is weird and of unclear sexuality. ==> autoerotic asphyxiation or mr.horse'd

the guy is like 6 foot 4. anyway he'll probably get his fuckbuddy the flick prick to help in dismemering the bodies at least.

>mike
>became fat fast
Clearly you don't know any people that live in Wisconsin if you think alcohol is the only way this could happen.

Severe charisma and talent deficiencies

>mike making it to his 60s

Do you mean 'dying'?

For Patty hearst

Does Rich live in the closet at Mike's apartment?

Cuck Closet.

Soon

Do they own that building? How big is it? Do they give guided tours?

Why did you spell dying like that you fucking psychopath

I'm German, it's "The-Ing".

> RLM gets $17k a month on Patreon
> Tips while streaming for Previously Recorded
> Ad revenue
> Merchandise
> Sell their own movies

How much do you think RLM has made in it's entire existence?

>Anything but excessive alcohol consumption

More than they deserve.

OMG I DRANK A BEER ON CAMERA I'M SO HIP AND EDGY!!!

>I left my home phone and Letterbox'd username at the bottom

Prostate Cancer and Heart or Liver Failure

RLM threads make ME want to die

I'm glad people seem to remember their underrated masterpiece.

Jamie's in the cuck closet too. Mike fucked that cake, jimbo

>you will never help handsome Chris dump RLM's bodies in Lake Michigan and flee to Quebec and start a new life as married lumberjacks

Same.

They probably only make like 20k a month overall, and that split between like 5-8 people after company costs they probably don't keep that much

>guided tours of the red letter media office
>here's mike and jessi's fuck closet, rich sleeps here now
>opens door
>OH MY GAAAAAHD

SO INTERESTING WOW

Complications due to aggressive rectal cancer.

I meant jessi, fuck you

Who does their taxes? Does RLM have a tax policy? Do they find shooting Best of the Worst taxing? Do they prefer Uber, Lyft or Taxis? Is Jay a secret Taxidermist? When they were wedding photographers, did they have to wear tuxedos? If so, were they matching tuxedos? Why were they matching tuxedos? WHYYYYYYYYYYY

Reminder that Mike, Jessi, Jay and Rich Evans is the dream team. Beardfat and AIDSMoby must go.

This is the ultimate truth. I'd be happy if I never saw the Canadians again, although Colin's actually alright, but Jim is a complete humorless cunt, I can't stand him.

Are you trying to neg me? I will not be negged. Sorry kid, but you just met the unneggable superbeing. Haha, you probably thought you had negged me, huh? You fucking idiot. I CANT BE NEGGED! Who's negged now, neg-boy? Probably you, because I'm unneggable, retard. So why don't you head on back to Neg-town where every long-tittied troglodyte like yourself is ripe for the negging? Because you'll find no neggables here, neg-head.

FUCK shes ugly

AidsMoby has been growing on me lately.

This

>implying you could do better

I could.