/bgt & /bgmt/

Britain's Got Talent
Britain's Got More Talent
Mulkino

Literally no point watching till 5 past anyway

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So stupid I kinda like it

Is this /M/'s guy

is that jerma

>3 piece suit top half
>faded jeans bottom half

worst part of this act

>Another /brit/ general on another board

It's not a general, it's an ongoing show thread.

>inb4 kid can sing and dad cant and they make kid go solo

Why don't they ever say no to people

BTFO

i feel like a rite cunt now

You weren't alone in thinking that

Thankfully wrong

BTFO

they should've sent them through separately and have them compete against each other

BTFO again!

You can tell he diddles that kid on the weekends

So we know that Amanda is an old cock-hungry unfaithful harridan, but how many cocks has our Alisha had in her time?

5? 10? 20?

You mean Alesha Dixon, who was caught smuggling drugs into prison for her bf?

Many, she's a gang slag

So why are you watching this lowest common denominator shit?

let me have my guilty pleasures mate

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Why are you posting in a thread about the lowest common denominator shit?

I've literally never seen them not put a kids choir through.

>another kids choir

FEET
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>had sex right there on the stage during their performance

dirty

>this guy
>straight

Why do they pretend? It's the current year. No one cares.

Acceptable answer.
Visibly mad and can't justify why he's watching this shit.

You could have just said you're a couple and not have wasted everybodys time.

The story is what gets you through to the next round

>this pair were 7 & 6 when Paul Potts won

It's like those Sia music videos but much more shit.

got some thai sweet chilli sensations lads

Thought it was pretty boring

>knowing what year Paul Potts won

alri Paul

Should have got the golden buzzer for smashing his nuts on her pelvis in the name of entertainment.

Good lord this show has gone to shit. The show just isn't the same anymore. I didn't even bother watching the show last week. When did this show stop being good?

Susan Boyle ruined everything

Lucky man.

Where the fuck are all the risky and entertaining acts?

Talent and ability must NOT be barriers to success in a modern tolerant Britain

spot on impressions

Don't they understand that if the disenfranchise this nice man with the 4 buzzers he might go and fight for ISIS?

I love this guy

fuck y'all judges

hes gonna get through

irl shitposting

What a daft slag

Wait, what's the point of the buzzers if they can still vote him through?

If Simon doesn't 'get' it it doesn't go through. It's why it's all singers, dancers and dogs.

Hnng

ah yes, it's the classic foreign act to drive a narrative that Britain is the best.

contortionist acts over the years have been objectively some of the most talented

>it's a foreigners come and totally upstage our talent episode

good god

can you imagine what they're capable of in the sack

Quite impressive desu, but still just a circus act

"But will the Queen like it?"

guaranteed to come 4th in their semi final

L E W D

the problem with dance groups etc. is they put so much effort into their audition, everything else after seems less impressive and rushed, just like that shadow dance group

That was absolutely fucking bonkers

I bet Liz loves a good freak show

>asians come on stage
>alesha says "you're not human"
jesus Alesha voted Brexit

Shadow dance still won

>Paul Potts


fucking hell BGT has been on for ten years

That's not worthy of a golden buzzer but some shit comic is?

Cant fucken escape from ant and dec

Personally I didn't care much for their later performances which I saw on youtube. Once the auditions ends I stop watching which I assume a lot of other people do too, leaving only plebs to vote.

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>tfw 2007 was 37 years ago

Viewing figures only go up though

>Louis Walsh will die in your lifetime

There will come a point where Dermot O' Leary will be on TV and people will start saying "he looks old"

Bethany would get it

>tfw no threesome with mother and daughter slags

Big D will NEVER look old

Gonna be split up

Parent and kid acts should be refused entry at the door.

Why are they singing in different keys?

SAVAGE

Man I would be pissed if I were them, after the paki doing shit impressions got through

BTFO based Simon

>Has your gran heard this song before?
>Well yeah but she doesn't remember

B T F O
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F
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WHY DIDNT THEY JUST FUCKING BUZZ THEN

16?

Fuckin hell, lanky twat looks about 22

Andrew Garfield's ugly cousin

wtf how are you like 1 minute ahead of me.

David Lynch's bastard son right there

Wow man, fuck you

alzheimer's is truly tragic but fuck off sob story cunt

just waiting for based mulhern now

Boo fuken hoo
Roll out the sob story

>my nan has Alzheimer's, put me through

>We will all die in Stephen Mulhern's lifetime

Feels good man, DOOSH!

It's Ant, he's well known for posting on Sup Forums

Also this song is shit, if he gets through he'd better hire his braindead nan a gigilo

he cant even sing

Inb4 amanda cries

Do people really have close relationships with their grandparents?

Ah yes, singing in an over exaggerated English accent, that hasn't been done to death by hipster bands like Mumford and Sons already