What's the name of this stance?

What's the name of this stance?

CIA Casual

>oh God what do I do with my hands?

The fag stance

Inner Power Stance.

MIA

Metrosexual Intelligence Agency

The "I wanna do a Power Stance but have to try and look presentable for my public appearances" look.

The "Can't find my belt so i could hold it" stance

It's called the "Hello little girl, where are your parents?" stance

THE SKARCH

>le chin down fanny stance

the Dahnald

state of those fucking jeans
what was he thinking

Skarch was a good meme.

The "autistic kid who's about to explode into pure rage" stance

Le "I cant put my hands on my belt loops anymore because they made fun of me on the internet so I'll just let them flap in the wind" stance.

Closeted gay doing a straight man impression

he's consciously trying not to do the power posture

MI5

Socially awkward CIA

STANDING

Dr. Mario, we're Bungie.