Haha wanna come watch movies with us, bro?

>haha wanna come watch movies with us, bro?
>no shirts allowed

These guys all look good, but the fucking muscles that dip into their pants are unsettling.
>tfw born genetically inferior
It's okay, most people are. These people are the real freaks. That's why we worship them.

no thanks. i don't hang out with chads

>Gaurdians of the Galaxy=Chad
>BvS=Elliot Rodgers

>These guys all look good

they look stupid...male equivalent to playboy models, who the fuck still finds playboy models attractive?

It's always fun watching Youtube videos of Chads like this getting their asses kicked by average looking guys who happen to be boxers.

women

I mean their faces. Should have clarified sorry.

Reminds me of the two douches from Letterkenny

While Playboy models aren't necessarily 10/10, to suggest they aren't attractive is retarded.

twins have god tier muscle insertions
>tfw shit chest genetics

Haha I wonder what their sweaty crotches smell like after a good workout!

the resentment is crushing your soul user

Is noone gon talk about how left took the bog pill?

They are photoshoped, thats why they look so unatural...

You got it brah. Every group needs a fat guy to supply beer and pizza

what movie we watchin

are you fucking serious? those physiques are within natty limits. especially the guy on the right is easily attainable.

Did you just verbalise a laugh? What kind of movie?

Actually, no it's fine. I'll go catch a matinee.

They look like Ken Doll's with those hip lines

>the fucking muscles that dip into their pants are unsettling.
guy on the right looks good desu, the other two overdid it

I hope these fucking airhead cunts die a slow and painful death. for making every woman think that outside looks is what counts

It's your inside that needs to be beautiful and my insides are beautiful but of course fucking cunt whores can't see past skin deep

>aren't attractive

of course they're "attractive" if you're a horny 12 year old that can't get real porno mags, when you grow up you tend to find trashy looking women more attractive with cellulite and stretch marks etc.

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>still finding 3D women attractive

come to my realm, it's safer here

Why are they all hunching forwards like that?

Not that fag but I want to corroborate by pointing out that lefty and middle have exactly identical torsos (if you overlay them, they have asymmetry in the exact same places like the stamp tool was used) plus the shadowing on the adonis belt doesn't match the lighting.

What's real sad about the photoshop is that they aren't even facially attractive enough to justify the photoshop. I'd go so far as to call it butterface. There are plenty of attractive men out there with nice physiques, why did they have to get these 3 chucklefucks into identical bottoms and a faux-walking pose?

I remember when I was fat and pretended that being in shape was indicative of low of intelligence to rationalize why I looked like shit.

Post a pic of you

What will we eat?

I want five guys

left has slightly more shapely boobs
but i see what you mean

why do normalfags on Sup Forums like to constantly remind everyone that they're losers? Hello, I know I'm a loser, faggot. Fuck off already

damn, you're right. but why does it look like the guy on the right is less shooped? his upper torso looks like average ottermode at least.

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>being this new

fag

Holy shit 10/10 shop

I've been here for 10 years but I always belonged to better boards. Sup Forums is the normalfag side of Sup Forums

>the twins started roiding

D R O P P E D

why? i'm a skinnyfat drunk, I wasn't saying that I was better looking I was asking who dictates what is attractive and what isn't? pop culture?

the panties that get drenched when some bitch sees those chiseled chads is what dictates what's attractive

l m f a o

>When the bogpill hits you

>who dictates what is attractive and what isn't?
80% biology
20% jews

Most girls I know find a bodytype like Elvis' the most attractive.

holy shit what a fat sack of shit.

I'm skinnyfat like this and let me tell you, it's probably the worst body type

He doesn't need to be, because his face is attractive enough that the torso passes. Women don't really care about muscularity. They prefer it, but for most of them it's not a dealbreaker - the ACTUAL dealbreaker is the facial symmetry, which they're using as a biological indicator of genetic health. Women can literally detect the most facially symmetrical man out of a group by smell. Look it up, because it's true.
The reason women don't like you is because of your gutter genetics. I've never been to the gym in my life and am probably classed as overweight, but I literally CANNOT stop women from trying to fuck me even though I'm a homo.
This is a good example of what I mean. Straight men are fucking retarded if they think the way to get a bitch wet is to look like these two. Any decent wifey material would dry up like the Sahara seeing these ugly faggots. Look like this if you plan on only picking up fat girls and basix who will become cunty and entitled after 2 months anyway.

What women actually want is pic related.

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>Most girls I know find a bodytype like Elvis' the most attractive.
So that'd be your mom and... your mom.

>Women can literally detect the most facially symmetrical man out of a group by smell


they can pick up a visual trait with smell? where can i get me some symmetry perfume?

>my insides are beautiful
nah m8 your insides are 50% butter, your crotch smells like rotting meat, and you can't climb the stairs without panting
>fucking cunt whores can't see past skin deep
sounds like they're missing out on a real gem in that case

protip for you: what girls say can be the complete opposite of what they actually want.

What's wrong with their hair?

You are the stupidest person on the planet if you believe that

>I'm a homo
>wifey material
No faggot would say ever wifey. Only faggots say wifey.

no idea. my hair looks like this, isnt it normal?

Don't listen to these cucks, user.

>tfw gonna bald and I can't shave it off because I have a yam shaped head and it'll look so fucking dumb completely shaven

>this reeking insecurity in this thread
holy shit back to /r9k/

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Being young and looking like that is not impressive.


Now this is impressive.

He was pretty lean and slightly muscular.
I see the skinny, not the fat.
XD
Ladies love Elvis.
Not an argument, faggot.

Sure man. What we watching?

Can I at least put a towel under my moobs so they don't touch my belly and feel sweaty?

>no blacks allowed

And we are watcing American Psycho.

Come on, bro. Don't be racist man.

If you have a great singing voice it doesn't really matter what you look like.

Luther Vandross got the panties wet & he was fat & gay.

>Ladies love Elvis.

Ladies really dig popular guys, even fatties. That doesn't mean they find a fat average joe attractive.

>tfw this is not natty achievable
>probably not even roids achievable

>cares about what women like

look at this faggot

is that peter stormare?

WAIT WTF THATS MY FUCKING HOUSE

They are getting their socks dirty.

>He was pretty lean and slightly muscular
He was skinnyfat and looks in the 20-22% BF range with a low BMI which isn't fucking lean, just lazy you deluded giblet gobbler.

Just a virgin, carry on boys.

literally this. also if you look at the pelvic muscles and the traps and right bicep on the left guy you'll see some liquidation

t. Fatty McDonald

*traps of the middle guy, my bad

Prove it, faggot.

>I literally CANNOT stop women from trying to fuck me
on the internet you can be a cocker spaniel

It's pheromones. Experiments have got women to rank men's shirts by smell and somehow they end up putting them in order of how facially attractive the men are even though they don't see faces. You need to actually have A E S T H E T I C sweat.

>tfw no qt Chad who will let you rub your face in his armpits because chicks dig it no homo I swear

>Ladies love Elvis.
They found his face attractive, not his body.

It's all about FACE, HEIGHT and FRAME.

This has to be b8 right?

>ut I literally CANNOT stop women from trying to fuck me even though I'm a homo.

>wasted_effort.jpg
They should have spent more time at work making money instead.

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this is what peak performance looks like

The stories of how strong this nigga is are insane

I mean... I guess the first guy's not offensively unattractive? Just, you know, not great looking. The rest though holy shit guys work that hard and still the only way you're getting any is paying for it.

notice how all these guys but one are utter jawlets. having a square jaw is so important for male aesthetics.

Chad-posting is my favorite meme. I wish it was more common outside r9k

wew Took Peregrin really grow up

>brush & shower
>act, don't react

>implying Ron Jeremy ISN'T fucking super hot chicks
basically, you are fucking stupid

>They found his face attractive, not his body.


This. Josh Homme has always had some fat on him yet he has always been attractive.

Plus, it doesn't hurt to be 6'4''.

>Son of JUST

what the fuck is with their pelvic region

shit looks so weird

Elvis was lanky though.
I think that's more like a 15% bodyfat. His chest and stomach barely protrude, he is just wearing his belt really tight. What's a 'giblet gobbler', by the way?
Well, he had those attributes plus a fit bod.

>implying you wouldn't pick a stacy over a 200 lb landwhale
Double standards, user.