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>MMA Hour Live - 03/26
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>Mackenzie Dern Interview - 03/23
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/mma/ News:
>One year after fight, Sarah Kaufman and Jessica-Rose Clark paid by Battlefield FC
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>After 15-month battle with USADA, Josh Barnett glad to be taking his fights back to the Octagon
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>Garry Tonon wins MMA debut in impressive fashion at ONE Championship
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>ONE disqualifies Kritsada Kongsrichai for ‘illegal’ suplex finish
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>Antonina Shevchenko booking in the works for Dana White’s Tuesday Night Contender Series
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/heem/ News:
user spots a celeb on heem user questions what a good record is

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nice

Tony Ferguson.

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Are these real nigger hours?

Will Aldo have a comeback?

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...

soon

>come back a week and a half later
>heem still dead

Kinda glad, I thought I was missing out.

THANK YOU

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>epic "heem is dead" post when it's been forever since any fights of significance and when it's also 2 in the morning relevant time

favorite

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Where's the Bong?

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Against who and how and why. He not getting the trilogy with Holloway. Max has beaten every contender to the belt. Hes not losing to any of them. Ortega probably loses the fight.

Holloways record is literally the GOAT of records to the belt. The only relevant contenders he hasnt fought are Edgar, Mendes, Ortega.

See you for Tony vs Khabib, friend. I'm gonna go back on hiatus

Schaub BTFO Elias pretty hard for not getting greased up in a thong when he was in the ring boy for Invicta. Said Elias wearing so many clothes was a boner killer. I’ll be posting a Schaubable later.

This shithole is unironically too autistic for me and I'm confirmed autism and adhd

At least I lift and hit the gym though, all I can imagine when it comes to heem posters is skinnyfat goofs that never trained in their lives that care more about a fighter shit talking on a jewish podcast rather than their actual fights.

peace faggots, die sooner than later

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You literally don’t need more than six months of claisthenics to be in fighting shape.

No one Fucking cares

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Ahhhhhhhhhh After 24hrs I'm free, time to conquer /heem/!

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/ourguy/

>Someone poast de /ourguy/ copypasta

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prime schaub would heem ngannou

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nigga you listen to Bones?

based Mayhem

I know him.

You're now aware 90% of the posters here have no idea who he is or they do from bully beatdown

unironically an amazing bjj practioner and one of the only dudes who nearly beat vaseline era GSP

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Wonder what Barnett's contract looks like, I'm sure he's had his eye on Rizin since he's already cornered there

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My friend used to mix and master for him, small world

did you know he's blood related to nazi and white terrorist sam hyde

In what era though, because when he was going by th@ kid he had the best beats unironically

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Dark spirit Gooby has invaded.

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He lost to McMeme.

tfw moving house and cant hang my bag
what should i do
buy a frame or get a freestanding one?

Don't forget to stretch

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Yeah but McGregor is the best featherweight ever, now that frankie has been well and truly flushed by a juijitsu specialist everyone should be able to agree to that right?

Possible that Max could beat him now though.

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Aldo is still the best despite the embarrassing loss, he was on top for a long-ass time

I love Rin!

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Aldo had the best title run but I think gooby was a better fighter at fw if only for his enormous size for the division, I think if he could ever get back down he beats everyone easily except max which would be a great fight.

Hopefully conor is still fighting when max moves up because that would be a hell of a fight.

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lmao

p4p queen of weird shit

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p4p queen of making my deng hard

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what are some good movies about delusion

Checked

Personally I think Max can take him now, but who knows how long he's gonna last relying on his chin the way he does

give source of this pic, haven't seen this yet

Can't wait for him to punch Khabib for a round, poke in his eyes, then wrestle him while holding onto the net, poke his eyes again, and submit him with a completely made up and innovative move that all BJJ dojos start teaching on the next day and making youtube videos of.

>"you should stretch so that your shoulder doesn't get fucked up"
>stretch
>my shoulder fucks up from the stretching

I guess I starter too late :DDDD
Now whenever I move my whole arm I hear a sound like I am mashing cabbage and the occasional nasty click.

Can't even remember how I found it, but she's got a blog

d.hatena.ne.jp/nakarin89/

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Has this ever been tried in MMA?

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youtu.be/YcEXgKw9Gks

So now Conor fights Tony's?

what heem stand for?

Dead General

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No...that is a movie user

>lando is a beast tho

Lmao

Tony Ferguson actually did get rocked by Trujillo

Yes, Curtis Blaydes did it on Cain-o

U guys see Kevin Lees brother having a hissyfit and being a bitch to his opponent because he lost a decision

Current max would beat Conor, especially with Conors weak as fuck cardio

Conor never had cardio, and he still beat up all the champs in his weight classes.
He just has a disgusting frame for the weight, and good kinetic chains on those punches. Its like he always connects well and with full force.

I still think most of his victories are luck, Max was a child when they fought, he beat up some scrubs got lucky to dodge RDA and fight Chad Mendes on 2 weeks notice and talked his way into an Aldo fight which was a flash KO post USADA, he goes on to fight Nate who was a middling fighter before he fought Conor and now hes considered a top fighter???? Because he choked a dude with no cardio and no groundwork???? Then he gets an automatic title shot after refusing to defend his belt and beats Eddie Alverez who somehow got the belt because the ufc wasnt taking Tony and Khabib seriously despite their records. Mcgregor is the strangest coincidence in UFC history, he gets to cherrypick fights despite not fighting the best guys all the time and never defending a belt and when anything pints flaws out in his game his army of mouthbreathers come out of the woodwork to tell you about his bank account like that has anything to do with what he does in the cage.

fuckin kek

>What can you do for this company? Why should we hire you?
>I could heem everyone in this room. Hell, I could heem everyone in this god damn company
>Mr. Shbuckle .... you're hired.

Rate my dialogue. It's supposed to be epic/badass.

>RDA dodges mcgregor "oow my foot"
>"Gooby dodged RDA!

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>Mcgregor dodges all legit competition for more Nate Diaz fights
>The #champchamp does what the #champchamp wants!!!!!!

*tips fedora*

nth for fuck these pathetic mods, i actually empathise with the spammer now.

>who is your favourite female fighter?

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Reported for making another early thread. You are not taking the UFC 223 picks either I am. I will repost them 10,000 times I literally don't give a fuck. You posted your IP I know your general area I'll fly across the Atlantic to find you you fucking permanent virgin who jerks off to Pokemon. You will not spam our board with WMMA picks or your other shitty posts. I am making it my life's mission to end your "life." You're fucking dead kiddo. Fucking nigger, probably a mutt if not a literal nigger. guaranteed race traitor family.

STOP SPAMMING THIS YOU FUCKING SHITSKIN LOVING ZERO. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?

That girl is so adorable it makes me ashamed for being so soft.

I want to hug her and hold off her cute little " let me go!"spouts.

>Mcgregor is the strangest coincidence in UFC history

Oh, he is no coincidence. Dana White knew exactly what he was doing, and the numbers show.
Also, you are full of shit. Conor is a top fighter. Maybe not as much as the results imply, but still easily a top 5 in all of the divisions he has fought in.

End your Life favela monkey nog

Based.

>the Hein vs Kasuya fight

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Go speak with a lisp Spainfag

this is a good post and i totally get what you mean regarding his rise to the top.
especially him getting the LW title shot during the reign of the worst LW champ ever.

having said that, i genuinely believe conor is the best striker in the entire UFC.
maybe someone like wonderboy is better technically, but he doesn't have the aggression to make it count.
the way conor controls distance, sets traps, and punches with such accuracy means his wins aren't luck.

i need to see him fight a top fighter again (not nate diaz) to see if i'm right. holloway, tony, and khabib would all be amazing fights.

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Looks like a white Tyron.

Even the days before the fight, Alvarez looked so bad. His eyes were all shadows, like he had a horrible weight cut or something.
Conor is a top fighter, and a very good striker. Just not as much as his results and marketing imply. He is overhyped, even if he is very good. Shows how much he is hyped, if even as a top fighter he is still overrated.

Watching Tony or Khabib grind him to a fine green dust over 5 rounds of hell would be great, but he would probably retire afterwards

yeah that's why i really hope he doesn't do another stupid pillowtap match, or fight nate diaz again, or just retire with his millions.
preferably i need to see him fight tony or khabib, to see if he's legitimately the GOAT or just a great fighter who got a bit of luck during his rise.

i'm praying something is announced at 223
he'll be there for Artem

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He could fight the other Diaz guy, he was better I think. Tony and Khabib are bad matches for Conor, they'd beat him up, and the UFC doesn't want that.
Conor is money as long as he wins, and stops being money if he starts losing. Thats how he built himself up, his personality.

>new yorker
>waifu fag
>fur fag
>pedophile
kill yourself

Yes Eddie became a bum the second he started losing

What did the piss bottle cum tissue moderator mean by this?

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Schaub!

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Finally unbanned lads, apparently telling my bros on heem that i ordered food is too off topic
favorite ortega fight that went past the second round?

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POST YOU'RE UFC WALKOUT FIGHT SONG:
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anyone else going to ufc liverpool?

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LOL i saw that ban on 4plebs i immediately laughed and wondered if someone actually reported that or if a fucking loser mod actually happened upon it and banned you for it, i really wish i knew where one of them lived

i literally just got unbanned too
the jannies are obsessed with banning people who actually regularly contribute to this board.
SAD!
who is your favourite (male) Featherweight fighter?

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im completely serious the loser who banned you for that should be killed

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For sure t city my guy btw have you heard they announced ufc hamburg? might go there if they put some goods fights on that card

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Name a more boring fighter than Nick "Joe Weller" Hein

You can't.

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This is the face of tyranny.

The only difference between an internet janitor and a paid goon who protects a war criminal like Tony Blair is the latter doesn't have autism.

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>>The only difference between an internet janitor and a paid goon
>paid good
>paid

there's your main difference there

also who is your favourite brazilian fighter?

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I'll be there bro.

Gilbert Burns is fighting Dan Moret

"Tony Ferguson has been found dead of auto erotic axphysiation"-Ariel Helwani

HOLY FUCK GUYS GO ON TWITTER

For real the fight will happen this time and it wll be shit

If you don't support Khabib, I genuinely hate you more than Hitler hated Jews.

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>"HOW TO DO THE FLYING ROLLING CUCUYTINE" (no gi)(10P)

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