Would you ever name your son/daughter after a sports team/player?

Would you ever name your son/daughter after a sports team/player?

Too many people in Messi's hometown did this, and the name Lionel was banned - soccer.nbcsports.com/2014/09/10/argentine-people-banned-from-naming-their-children-messi/

How many kids are going to be named James, Lebron, Cristiano etc.

What names are acceptable? I once read about someone who named his kid Laresna because it was an anagram of Arsenal and his wife thought it was sweet

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Gonna name my kid Manchester United F.C.

My daughter will be named Bayern.

>hate chelsea
>wife wants to name your daughter chelsea because she likes the name

what do

Stop acting so whipped and tell her no.

You could do far worse.

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i'm gonna name my firstborn Ballspielverein Borussia 09 e.V. Dortmund

ur just gonna have to find a name that she would be down with

Well at least it was in Hawaii, weird asian names aren't that bad there.

Gonna name my child Fly Emirates, that way I can choose which team is my favourite depending on who wins

>hey uhhh i don't want the name you have been dreaming of naming our daughter since you were a kid yourself because it shares a name with a soccer team that knocked out my soccer team in the fa cup one time

Messi's hometown didn't ban it. It's the standard in Argentina that you have to pick a name from a whitelist.

Rio Negro is an exception because they have so many Indians, that you can claim it's an Indian name (there's no whitelist of Indian names)

>It's the standard in Argentina that you have to pick a name from a whitelist.
Why tho

Argentina trying to prove to everybody, once again, they are white. Shocking stuff.

They got married pretty young, huh.

perfectly acceptable dessuo

>honey it's just a game! This is my DREAM, please don't take this away from me. Besides, it's not like you have a choice, this is always the mothers decision. Everything will be a lot easier if you just go with the flow, okay, hun?

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I hate chelshit too but honestly chelsea is a really nice name. if you name your daughter Chelsea then you'll begin to associate it with her and not some scum club because she'll be a way bigger part of your life obviously, unless you're really really obsessed with chelshit in which case seek help

Dumb bitch is gonna be hopped up on painkillers when the kid's born which means I get to name our kid whatever the fuck I want.

it is your fault for not making a ~boy

ask what would be the name of a 2nd daughteru and trade that pick for something

Because they don't want to end up with a country of Brayans, Wilsons and Jessicas.

The name of the company is Emirates.
Fly Emirates is the slogan

because of AMD AMX, I named my daughter Madeline Maxine imo and it's pretty great

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it's dope for like 5 secs

my son will be oxlaide-chamberlin

>Madeline Maxine
That sounds like a pornstar name desu

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So you don't have niggers making up names, it's a good law tho

Most latin American countries don't have such laws and you see people in Colombia using English surnames as their given names (Jackson Martínez, James Rodríguez, etc) or in Uruguay there are people called "Maracanazo"

Gonna name my kid Mourinho so I become successfull once he leaves the house

have another kid with your wife's sister and name xer Arsenal

>not naming your kid Schalke

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>Implying I'll ever sleep with a girl

Cristiano is a pretty common name, no one would bat an eye
If you call him Ronaldo tho, now that carries some history, and not just because of CR7

sadasd

I'll be calling my first son Anfield and my second son Mo( short for Mohammed), my third son will be named after one of the victims of the awful Hillsborough incident less we never forget

my son is called Lester Fox (insert surname) deal with it faggots

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Laresna is actually pretty cool

I'm gonna name the little faggot Muhammadbinali so I don't have to pay for its college

Come to Besiktas