/brit/

thicc edition

i want her to put that belly on my face

How expensive is it to own a big gf like that?

10,000 calories a day.

mate that's at least 20000

>still massively under proportionate chebs

JUST

driving test tomorrow, think i'm gonna fail

why?

Driving on the left is very hard

obese people don't deserve to be happy

I accept this challenge, just let me get the flour.

>obese people don't deserve to be happy

I have gone on zero dates with this girl yet we've had sex three times already
Does she still count as my gf?

anyone want to read my 2,500 word short story?

THOT ALERT!

Ohh my God
Baby, you done took this shit to another mother fucking level!
Now a neighborhood nigga like me ain't supposed to be getting no pussy like this
God damn, God damn!
Who taught you how to get sexy for a nigga?
(Yeezy taught me)
You never used to talk dirty, but now you God damn disgusting!
My, my God, where'd you learn that?
(Yeezy taught me)

do y'all converse deeply and intimately afterwards for hours at a time, telling her things that you'd never dare tell anybody else? cuz if so, yal might be in love

What in tarnation?

I've never had that and been with 7 girls, 5 of which were gfs and 2 were long term. I've stopped believing any women but the top % are capable of it t bh

Won't deny it. She wears crop tops, black spandex instead of pants pretty often, and had that "Kardashian" hair style
We talk but nothing nearing deep
Also she has a male roommate who I thought she might be fucking but I'm pretty sure he's gay and if he isn't he's too big of a soyboy to try anything on her

hot

Edged all day, came and now my balls ache
I don't know how unhealthy this is