HE IS HERE ON A SATURDAY NIGHT

>HE IS HERE ON A SATURDAY NIGHT

You can't make this stuff up

Pls no bully

I just got off work. I smell too bad to go out drinking

i wish i had friends besides my dog

I'm baby sitting my brother's kids for him. I like spending time with my nieces and I intend for them to grow up and be not dumb like their father is.

>Implying friends will ever be as loyal as your dog

People will only betray you and let you down.

Fuck off, Saturday nights are the best time to talk about the God emperor

>He also works for a living

>she's outside
enjoy getting raped by ahmed

Yup, I would rather be on Sup Forums than getting drunk and chasing dried up roastie whores.

>backing a loser

Post yfw Hillary wins

Why would you go after the dried up rosatie ones??

In your case it's probably for the better that you stay in

I'm #MentalyHill now

>memes will make him wrong

Wew lad

Trump is going to win desu

Grils my age are either 25-35, you tell me? Last chick I was with was 38 and a drunk, but that got old after 6 months.

I don't have any friends. It bothered me a lot all through college, but now that I've graduated and work now, I don't mind as much.

But you are here too.

this is a pre recorded message

I'm on my phone at the ball game friend

it's like 100 degrees outside right now. You'd be a fool to do anything but sit indoors with air conditioning