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lmao
This again?
cmon its pretty funny lol
haha wtf lol
it never gets old
How did huemedia react to this? Also, what was the Brazilian populace's response? Over here, we were in utter disbelief and just shocked at how Brazil came apart. We bantered away, but deep down we had no idea what had happened.
Butthurt everywhere.
>you now remember Rivaldo and Kahn commentating on the first half on German TV
That shit was awkward on so many levels.
>David Luiz is still allowed in the country after this game
>David Luiz still plays for the national team
>>David Luiz still plays for the national team
he doesn't
why did they boo fred so much? you concede 5 goals in a minute its probably not the fault of the striker
luiz in particular was utter gash
Fernandinho had a historically bad performance
Well it's a start. Now take away his passport
Based Schurlle coming on and banging two in before being told to calm down to avoid a riot
Also Neuer made some great saves
the media spent most of the time "trying to understand" what happened but they all admited later that they knew the team was shit
the populace at first were divided between "oh, that's fucked up" and "I knew something like this would happen but not that fucked up", but now we treat it as a joke.
if it makes you feel nationalistic, people here use the saying "damn, they looked like germany" for whenever a person crushes the opposition in a fast and efficient manner
I really wish they went for it balls out. Could have scored 10 easily.
>"...And Germany lead! Müller! Thomas Müller from the corner puts Germany in front! His fifth goal of this world cup! Who picked him up? No one picked him up."
>"Klose! Brilliant save! Klose scores! Historical! Germany two - Brazil nil and Miroslav Klose is the All-Time World Cup Record Goalscorer! And Brazil have a mountain to climb in their own backyard against Germany, they are two down inside 23 minutes."
>"Mesut Özil. Lahm in all kinds of space. Lahm. Müller, through Müller, could be embarrassing. It's three! Toni Kroos! Brazil have fallen apart inside 25 minutes."
>"And it's going to be embarrassing. It could be four! It's four nil to Germany! After 25 minutes, Fernandinho caught in possession. Brazil are being humiliated, humbled and taken apart by Germany!"
>"Khedira. Özil. Khedira! Five Nil! Five Nil! Absolute humiliation...scored their first in the eleventh minute, their second in the 23rd, their third in the 24th, their fourth in the 26th and their fifth in the 29th. Martin, they scored four(4) goals in the last six(6) minutes!"
German ''''''humor''''''
friendly reminder that you need to be in a world cup for shit like this to happen.
see you in 2022!
>We bantered away, but deep down we had no idea what had happened.
we literally felt the same, but everyone knew our team was utter shit, specially without nerman
>when the match result is so crazy the commentary seems like comedy
Irish fags that like balls and half naked men
We literally absorved this into our culture, no joke.
>The millenial generation here is called the 7-1 generation
>Every time a brazilian does something that makes our country proud, we say that he "didn't deserve to witness the 7-1"
>When someone rekts his oponent in anything we say that he "looked like Germany in the infamous day".
I thing it helped us cope better with the loss.
OH dear god
>Every time a brazilian does something that makes our country proud, we say that he "didn't deserve to witness the 7-1"
>When someone rekts his oponent in anything we say that he "looked like Germany in the infamous day".
>tf
>tp
>it'll take 5 Germany goals until
[meaning it'll take around 30 minutes]
KKKKK Yeah, forgot about that one.
These are bretty funny desu. Hues confirmed for handling the banter.