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Jayden Cook
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Dylan Diaz
Ahh a white edition. Good lad
Jonathan Wright
Interesting development
Tyler Scott
Ducks will ____ the playoffs
Camden Morales
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Peat
Cooper Peterson
Is this hoc?
Nathan Green
no hoc is over here
Henry Ross
eeli tolvanen
Blake Ward
Ducks will OT-KO the Oilers in the playoffs... ooohhhh wait..
Aaron Roberts
is a bust
Dominic Bell
Fatlii obesevanen
Juan King
eelie elvanen
Dylan Turner
Klefbom has just recovered from surgery and Larsson lost his father to a heart attack. Have some respect!
Sebastian King
With Swedes you _____
With Finns you _____
Jaxson Lopez
Yes, good point. Without its swedes, Oilers crumble like a house of cards
Larsson > Hall
Landon Young
Lose
Lose
Levi Collins
Shant be cheering for los patos but will have my support when the btfo the perds in round one
Chase Nelson
With Swedes you Finn
With Finns you Swede
Hunter Parker
With Swedes you _____
I was literally just about to write that exact thing. Which means it must be true
Charles Hughes
are sexually attracted to adult women
are sexually attracted to underage girls
Nicholas Jackson
With Swedes you are closer to allah
With Finns you are irreligious
Wyatt Miller
>0-3 against the Preds in the playoffs
>killed by Colton Sissons in the last series
>"t-this time will be different"
Josiah Richardson
ducks aren't even making the playoffs
Josiah Hill
>Perds are 0-3 against shorks in the playoffs
Good to know that theyll be atleast 1 O6 team in the finals
Jordan Lewis
Who wins the Richard?
>Brainlets: Ovechkin & Laine
>Scholars: Karlsson, McDavid & MacKinnon
Julian Williams
remember when it was the chiraq telling us this when they were matched against preds
one "good" season goes straight to the fanbases head
Noah Kelly
beaners OUT
Mason Green
MacKinnon with a mad finish to the season
Cameron Perez
>Mack scoring 7 goals in his last 6 games
Its gonna be Malkin or McDavid
Adrian Morales
Really doubt MacKinnon can make up that deficit
Josiah Harris
>mack
lol
Alexander Sanchez
tbf I thought >we'd lose to shitcago too, basically everyone did besides the actual players
Mason Scott
But don't get me wrong, I would jizz my pants if he did
Elijah Howard
>Laine hasnt scored in 9 days
What a bust.
Robert Rivera
>mcmeme is gonna score 6+ goals in 6 games
>3 of those games are vs playoff teams
kek
Michael Ortiz
ovi obv
Jeremiah Foster
Laine already had his hot streak but the difference to Ovie was always too much. Malkin is the only one who can win it except Ovie. I think Ovie takes it easily.
Zachary Stewart
Business idea: we be nice to each other for the next hour, that's 1500-1600 GMT
Jaxon Cook
how much of a raise will karlsson be expecting
Anthony Brown
he'll probably get 6x6
Brody Anderson
get bent you fucking limp wristed pussy
Christian Ward
Hart: Mackinnon
Art: Mcdavid
Calder: Barzal
Vezina: Vasilevskiy
Norris: Doughty
Richard: OV
Selke: Bergeron
will the USA get shut out of the nhl awards again?
Brandon Moore
gross underpayment in todays market
Carter Morris
>Vezina: Vasilevskiy
t. guy who stopped paying attention in January
Jose Sullivan
i don't think so, one year of success doesn't mean you instantly get a huge deal unless you play for edmonton
Levi Williams
you forget adams: gallant
but they'll give one of the meme awards to a yank
Hunter Bell
>Vezina: Vasilevskiy
it's rinne by a landslide now, vasi hasn't been above .9 in months
Adrian Nelson
>the others are against Call gary and Hongcouver
Jeremiah Nelson
Vasilevskiy won't even be a finalist at this rate. Rinne, Gibson, and that Winnipeg guy whose name I'm too lazy to google for the spelling.
Easton Harris
>gibshit
oh am I laffin
Angel Clark
>Gibson
Wyatt Barnes
OK then you poofter. I'll shove my sock down your throat so your mom doesn't hear you pathetic screams upstairs as I destroy your miniature collection. Not that it is really necessary since Elder Red Eagle is smashing her drunk brains out
Landon Gutierrez
when was the last time a player saw an increase of nearly 700% in goal scoring?
Chase Martinez
What's wrong with Gibson? Anyway it's either Rinne,Gibson,Hellebyuck or Andersen.
Jacob Gomez
Hart: Mackinnon
Art: Mcdavid
Calder: Barzal
Vezina: Rinne
Norris: Doughty
Richard: Malkin
Selke: Barkov
Joshua Hall
>le injury man
Jordan Russell
the coilers have struggled against the canucks all season and mcmeme has zero goals against them
he may clean up vs the flames but its still a mountain to climb
Henry Rogers
>selke bergeron
What a meme award. It's like voters just write in a name they remember at the last minute.
>le injured french man
Daniel Smith
i miss sunbelters trying to convince /hoc/ that vasil is good
Gavin Parker
Andersen hasn't been good enough. More of a Hart case than a Vezina one.
Landon Powell
Translation:
>tfw ur to stupid to understand defensive play by a fowrad
Josiah Barnes
Julian Smith
remember when the >rags drafted an enforcer in the first round
Benjamin Anderson
get a load of that balding faggot
Joseph Lopez
Think Sedin scored a goal recently.
Owen Wright
>rags
Adrian Bailey
Players that miss a month due to my foot hurts don't deserve an award for defensive play
t. John Tortellini
Ethan Butler
eeli tionen
Nicholas Reyes
Good post t b h
Wyatt Flores
He'll probably get 3 years 4 million AAV. No team is gonna pay a 1 year player 6 million, and no 40 goal scorer is gonna take a long contract at 4. Hes gonna get a bridge deal
Luke Hall
>Norris: Doughty
Doubt.jpg
Nolan Gomez
who would you pick for the selke
Cooper Richardson
So are we not doing trips anymore? Or should I turn it back on?
Lucas Collins
>kongs
>kangz
>los reys
Brayden Price
eeli nionen
Eli Lopez
is Barkov really a Selke player?
only watched a couple Panthers games this season and he performed some kino blocks
Joshua Ortiz
ELLEN DEGENEROUS
Kayden Ramirez
eeli åttonen
Asher Perez
Hes le score shorthanded man. Thats how good at D he is.
Jonathan Baker
eeli sjuonen
Kevin Thompson
eeli sexanen
Nolan Gonzalez
Fuck the Ducks, Flying W is coming for the Stan Lee
Alexander Hall
eeli femanen
James Cruz
eeli fyranen
Luke Anderson
Remember when the caps did the same?
Carson Adams
eeli åtta sju sexanen
Ryder Jones
eeli treanen
Thomas Jackson
eeli tvåanen
Jace Gutierrez
no
Leo Gutierrez
Memes aside do people actually think their teams gonna beat basedburgh when Crosgod goes into playoff mode? Murray isnt even playing like shit anymore. Hes been pretty average since January
Asher Scott
eeli kaksitoistanen
Austin Ortiz
*gets triggered and cries about crosby while hugging an anime pillow*
Brayden Nelson
What would the world be like if Hitler let the Soviets take out the finns?
Gabriel Hughes
eeli ettanen
Parker Wright
Who is Tom Wilson
Jack Barnes
eeli nollanen
Blake Lee
more of a power forward m8
Julian Barnes
reely bustanen
Alexander Hernandez
There wouldn't be sweden.
Thomas Parker
laine will be playing some shit teams in the last 7 games, wouldn’t count him out