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Ahh a white edition. Good lad

Interesting development

Ducks will ____ the playoffs

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Peat

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Is this hoc?

no hoc is over here

eeli tolvanen

Ducks will OT-KO the Oilers in the playoffs... ooohhhh wait..

is a bust

Fatlii obesevanen

eelie elvanen

Klefbom has just recovered from surgery and Larsson lost his father to a heart attack. Have some respect!

With Swedes you _____
With Finns you _____

Yes, good point. Without its swedes, Oilers crumble like a house of cards
Larsson > Hall

Lose
Lose

Shant be cheering for los patos but will have my support when the btfo the perds in round one

With Swedes you Finn
With Finns you Swede

With Swedes you _____
I was literally just about to write that exact thing. Which means it must be true

are sexually attracted to adult women
are sexually attracted to underage girls

With Swedes you are closer to allah
With Finns you are irreligious

>0-3 against the Preds in the playoffs
>killed by Colton Sissons in the last series
>"t-this time will be different"

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ducks aren't even making the playoffs

>Perds are 0-3 against shorks in the playoffs
Good to know that theyll be atleast 1 O6 team in the finals

Who wins the Richard?

>Brainlets: Ovechkin & Laine
>Scholars: Karlsson, McDavid & MacKinnon

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remember when it was the chiraq telling us this when they were matched against preds
one "good" season goes straight to the fanbases head

beaners OUT

MacKinnon with a mad finish to the season

>Mack scoring 7 goals in his last 6 games
Its gonna be Malkin or McDavid

Really doubt MacKinnon can make up that deficit

>mack
lol

tbf I thought >we'd lose to shitcago too, basically everyone did besides the actual players

But don't get me wrong, I would jizz my pants if he did

>Laine hasnt scored in 9 days

What a bust.

>mcmeme is gonna score 6+ goals in 6 games
>3 of those games are vs playoff teams
kek

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ovi obv

Laine already had his hot streak but the difference to Ovie was always too much. Malkin is the only one who can win it except Ovie. I think Ovie takes it easily.

Business idea: we be nice to each other for the next hour, that's 1500-1600 GMT

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how much of a raise will karlsson be expecting

he'll probably get 6x6

get bent you fucking limp wristed pussy

Hart: Mackinnon
Art: Mcdavid
Calder: Barzal
Vezina: Vasilevskiy
Norris: Doughty
Richard: OV
Selke: Bergeron

will the USA get shut out of the nhl awards again?

gross underpayment in todays market

>Vezina: Vasilevskiy

t. guy who stopped paying attention in January

i don't think so, one year of success doesn't mean you instantly get a huge deal unless you play for edmonton

you forget adams: gallant
but they'll give one of the meme awards to a yank

>Vezina: Vasilevskiy
it's rinne by a landslide now, vasi hasn't been above .9 in months

>the others are against Call gary and Hongcouver

Vasilevskiy won't even be a finalist at this rate. Rinne, Gibson, and that Winnipeg guy whose name I'm too lazy to google for the spelling.

>gibshit
oh am I laffin

>Gibson

OK then you poofter. I'll shove my sock down your throat so your mom doesn't hear you pathetic screams upstairs as I destroy your miniature collection. Not that it is really necessary since Elder Red Eagle is smashing her drunk brains out

when was the last time a player saw an increase of nearly 700% in goal scoring?

What's wrong with Gibson? Anyway it's either Rinne,Gibson,Hellebyuck or Andersen.

Hart: Mackinnon
Art: Mcdavid
Calder: Barzal
Vezina: Rinne
Norris: Doughty
Richard: Malkin
Selke: Barkov

>le injury man

the coilers have struggled against the canucks all season and mcmeme has zero goals against them
he may clean up vs the flames but its still a mountain to climb

>selke bergeron
What a meme award. It's like voters just write in a name they remember at the last minute.
>le injured french man

i miss sunbelters trying to convince /hoc/ that vasil is good

Andersen hasn't been good enough. More of a Hart case than a Vezina one.

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>tfw ur to stupid to understand defensive play by a fowrad

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remember when the >rags drafted an enforcer in the first round

get a load of that balding faggot

Think Sedin scored a goal recently.

>rags

Players that miss a month due to my foot hurts don't deserve an award for defensive play

t. John Tortellini

eeli tionen

Good post t b h

He'll probably get 3 years 4 million AAV. No team is gonna pay a 1 year player 6 million, and no 40 goal scorer is gonna take a long contract at 4. Hes gonna get a bridge deal

>Norris: Doughty
Doubt.jpg

who would you pick for the selke

So are we not doing trips anymore? Or should I turn it back on?

>kongs
>kangz
>los reys

eeli nionen

is Barkov really a Selke player?
only watched a couple Panthers games this season and he performed some kino blocks

ELLEN DEGENEROUS

eeli åttonen

Hes le score shorthanded man. Thats how good at D he is.

eeli sjuonen

eeli sexanen

Fuck the Ducks, Flying W is coming for the Stan Lee

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eeli femanen

eeli fyranen

Remember when the caps did the same?

eeli åtta sju sexanen

eeli treanen

eeli tvåanen

no

Memes aside do people actually think their teams gonna beat basedburgh when Crosgod goes into playoff mode? Murray isnt even playing like shit anymore. Hes been pretty average since January

eeli kaksitoistanen

*gets triggered and cries about crosby while hugging an anime pillow*

What would the world be like if Hitler let the Soviets take out the finns?

eeli ettanen

Who is Tom Wilson

eeli nollanen

more of a power forward m8

reely bustanen

There wouldn't be sweden.

laine will be playing some shit teams in the last 7 games, wouldn’t count him out