/nba/ general - GANGSTER RAPTOR edition

PHX: Devin Booker, Warren doubtful for Wednesday
IND: Domantas Sabonis (ankle) a game-time decision
MIN: Jimmy Butler (knee) gets shots up at practice
GS: Draymond Green (illness) doubtful for Tuesday
ORL: Jonathon Simmons (wrist) ruled out Wednesday
CHI: Denzel Valentine (knee) '50-50' for Tuesday
CHI: Lauri Markkanen (back) probable for Tuesday
MIA: Bam Adebayo (ankle) ruled out Tuesday
BOS: Marcus Morris (ankle) doubtful for Wednesday
GS: Kevin Durant (ribs) ruled out Tuesday vs. IND
GS: Quinn Cook (knee) probable for Tuesday
PHX: Tyler Ulis scores season-high 19 in loss

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what did they mean by this?

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Second for Spuds beating the Wizshits.

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no smoke no smoke you niggas don't want it

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ded general


looks like Larold wins again

celticslol

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Banner 4 coming soon

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TRUST THE PROCESS

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Lies

damn that bitch ugly

Imagine being from Germany and then moving to the US after 30 years of being born and raised as a German. According to this one guy here on /nba/ the German is now just an American.

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t. 5'8 goblino

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Imagine being from Canadia and then posting on Reddit after 30 years of being born and raised a faggot leaf.

According to this one guy on r/nba the faggot is now just an leaf.

damn shes looks like my ex

I believe you

RUSSELL BESTBROOK !

BEST-BROOK!

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If Hinkie can somehow add LeBron without giving up Fultz, Saric, Roc, or Redit, the eague is FUCKED.

yo Raptors

Ahhhh!

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>2015

post information

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is that a regular pastor outfit?

Warriors shit list is so big it doesn't fit into a tweet.

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>Roc
Tf? Belinelli?

that's what happens when you rude to bestbrook

>post reddit content

thanks captain

okc suck mean dick

I get a little twinge of happiness whenever I remember how much better Embiid is than Westbrook, how the sixers future is so much better than the shitty unwanted franchise Blunder. I giggle thinking about how competitive and jealous Westbrick is, as he tries to gather the remains of his failed superteam that never reached its potential. Feels good knowing that the Oklahoma shitty blunder will literally never win a ring, and that Westchimp knows this as well.

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So does Draymond apparently

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No, this is the outfit of a Point Pastor

The Houston Rockets are going to win the National Basketball Association Championship Trophy of the 2017-2018 season.

Chris Paul is the second greatest point guard ever and he gets no respect because he has no rings.

Thugs... when will they learn?

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steve nash has no rings and he's still better than chris paul will ever be and most pgs playing in the league right now

The spyrs

Someone tell 40 & dunking to come to /nba/, that's the kind of bright shitposting mind we need here.

Where's Kemba Walker going? Spurs?

With the 26th pick, the Golden State Warriors select LiAngelo Ball

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rip dynasty

that don't sound like LA motherfucker. We'll let it slide and sign if yall trade curry for Lonzo. We need Big Ballers here not some stick ankled hasbeen

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The team's starting SF

The spores

The spats

im actually 6ft 2in

in shoes

hey m8 shut the fuck up and get some braces and toothpaste

Oh, gotcha.

who is vanvleet?

LeBron better rebounder and passer. He will pass up Kobe in points so more longevity more playoff points in 5 less years. More finals MVP's but two less rings because shaq carried him. Always injured while LeBron is a tank. Been best player for the last 10 years. Tim Duncan and shaq were always better than Kobe and then LeBron easy. Kobe was never the best player in the league at any point

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>6'2
>not a manlet

Curry is 6'2 without shoes. You played yourself

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DAMNNNNN

curry is 6'4 with shoes

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Thunder are currently projected to finish 4th in the seedings if they go 4-3 to finish the season.

Here's their schedule. Can they do it?

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L L L L L L L W

wont make the playoffs

Worse case scenario is 2-5, which would (if all teams stay consistent with their trends) put them at 7th or even 8th seed because of the tiebreaker situation.

Essentially, losing against the Spurs on Thursday would be catastrophic for the Thunder's season. It would lose them the season series. See graphic below.

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They'll lose one of Spurs/Nuggets so 1-1.
They'll lose two of NO/GS/HOU, so 1-2
They'll win the last two, so 2-0.

They'll finish 4 and 3.

I think so. GSW and Rockets won't be playing full-strength that close to the play-offs. I mean, fuck, GSW are basically fielding a D-League team right now.

Houston is going to be resting everybody by game 80 especially now that the warriors are dead

>ywn receive a letter on your eleventh birthday inviting you to train with wizards for seven years to eventually start alongside Bradley Beal and Marcin Gortat.

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Dat ancient ios
Damn nostalgia

Raptorinos

>Not LaMelo

Do you guys smoke weed?

Who's asking?

The Astros winning the World Series was dope, but the Rockets winning would shut the whole city down

I definitely stopped caring about soccer and moved to basketball

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Recently I have too

Not the DEA

Is there any good British player?

Deng

Not that i can think of

What would happen if the Texans got to a championship game?

James Harden > LeBron James

Any good tankb owl matches to close the season?

RAPTIES!!!!!

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TYBD

Isn't he Sudanese? It's like saying Ibaka is a Spaniard...

i hope lowry plays like this in the playoffs

Well, in that case, not-the-DEA-kun, I do use marijuana recreationally in one of the nine states that it is legal in.

Kyle Lowry is the black Steph Curry when he shoots 3s. Prove me wrong but don't @ me

Everyone would probably die due to mass hysteria

Deng plays for for GB national team and moved to the UK when he was 8

When people start to realize the process worked , will they also understand how that kills the NBA?

the all texas owl would be the crown jewel

According to a certain canadian he is Sudanese and therefore not british

Just like Ibaka, who can't speak Spanish for shit

They already fixed the biggest problem with "The Process" by altering the lottery odds. There's far less benefit in outright bottoming out from next season.

Not really. Hispanics love baseball and football to a slightly lesser extent. We don't have alot of niggerball lovers here. We'd have some starts of riots followed by a coalition of asians, indians, whites and hispanics gunning anyone down who stayed out past 1.

In houston hispanics, whites, indians, asians all get along really well. We don't like black people.

the average nba exec and fan don't even fully understand what the process is/was

Ibaka moved to Spain when he was like 18 and moved to the US like 3 years later.

What's next, you'll claim Mo Farah is British?

>do not open argentinian threads
>do not reply to argentinian posters
just kidding Argentina you're all right

Recommended thread for you

This . Which is why Hinkie will be immortalized as a genius. It was so much more then just losing games for 4 years.

you forgot
>do not let argentinians invade your islands

yo Lowry