the average white person edition
fuck ireland sub-edition
/brit/ the cool kids general
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>Biblical first name
>Saxon last name
Imagining something horrendous like Ezekiel Hereweard.
the misses and I friday evenings
>the Rev Gavin Ashenden, has described the comments as “unkind” and “profoundly un-Christian”, and said the prayer was the “theological equivalent of the curse of the wicked fairy in one of the fairytales”
ARE GAV
>get final scan on neck fracture thinking the irregularity they found will be nothing and i'll skip home never to think about it again
>turns out to be the complete failure of one fracture and partial failure of another fracture in healing due to scar tissue infiltration
>seeing surgeon next week
>will probably need a neck fusion
honestly just fucking kill me
did you have that thing where they tighten it into your face like a wood screw?
that's called a dental implant la
>be australian
>think you're really cool
>try surfing and a martial art or something named after blowjobs
>break your fucking neck
howling
>Speaking to Christian Today, Ashenden said: “To pray for Prince George to grow up in that way, particularly when part of the expectation he will inherit is to produce a biological heir with a woman he loves, is to pray in a way that would disable and undermine his constitutional and personal role.
literally /ourrev/
why is spandex man bald in that
they had a thing when they put the filling in that was like a vice over my tooth
also the anaesthetic gel tasted really similar to cocaine
Not only should fags not be allowed to marry, they should be branded as outlaws and publicly executed
>The headline on this article was amended on 1 December 2017 because an earlier version referred to the Very Rev Kelvin Holdsworth as a C of E minister. He is a minister with the Scottish Episcopal church. This has been corrected.
fuck off taig
it's friday lads
christ
i wish i'd just fucking sat inside to be totally honest. i'm going to be out for fucking months of just about anything. i'll look like fucking regina george after she gets hit by the bus.
Hes done you there steve
why no one talks about british culture here?
do miss summer posting
any schizotypal man in
find how people can be racist fascinating.
know an irish guy who is racist as fuck, hates immigrants, thinks blacks are inherently inferior, etc, but is also genuinely sympathetic for them when you roll off that time some imperial general decided that a village would get in the way of his mansion so had a few hundred aborigines massacred or such.
i mean, i guess you can put it in a logical framework (i.e. "they're inferior to us, but it was their country and we should've left them alone") but it's a bit odd.
british culture consists of politics and alcoholism
>a certain oddness
link the test then
christianity is trash btw
r8 this reaction image
Why don't you convert to Catholicism already?
saw a woman at toil that had a pretty face but seemed to have half her body blown off by an IED or something
>tfw avoid being photographed like the plague as a result of this
starting to wonder if that's why nobody remembers i exist, because functionally in the facebook age i do not exist.
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it's a long one
imagine taking a facebook mental test and imagine taking it seriously
me
all tv up to 6PM is so fucking shit
aimed at pensioners
not the true religion
current pope also touched a black man
go for it lad
>throwing recyclables in the trash
howling
Summer is here
Embrace the dharma then
summer what is your opinion on cuck porn?
baffling how easy it is to set off leftypol runts, you don't even have to mention politics most of the time...
what the FUCK was his problem
nah
reckon I could go an amputee but it'd have to be a clean cut not a fucked up burned nub
she's not here you cretins
alri x
hello Summer
left, right, or radical centrist?
We take you live now, to Brexit
voted brexit for a laugh haha xx
>Friday 5:01 PM
ANY FAT LADS IN
im not summer
Virginity is not pathology
although every radcen policy applies to me in someway, I doubt I'm a schizoid autist
any /axial-age/ man in?
Summer we know you're lurking, just admit it
don't see what's so bad about the MP who watched porn
Any Mao Zedong man in?
Sex is doubleplusungood.
used a work computer
would hardly be a problem otherwise would it
138 kg Swede here.
porn rots the brain
Are you serious?
post belly
give me something to vocaroo lads
haha
what accents can you do?
ooh that's a big lad
mao was a gay jew
uphold idi amin thought
yes mate
east on the Pyttipanna lad
>Rocco is one of my best friends, yes. We have dinner together every two months or so. We’re competitors but we have great respect for each other. We’ve been friends for 26 years and have even fucked some girls together. In 1991 we double penetrated a woman in the bathroom of a British Airways plane at thirty thousand feet! Now the bathrooms are small but at that time they were bigger. It was still pretty small though.
>This woman was sitting next to me on the plane and her husband was on the other side of her. Rocco was asleep in the row in front of me. The woman’s husband went to sleep and she began to look at me. She touched my legs. I touched her legs and breasts. I started to masturbate her and she was so wet. But of course, her man was on the right so I didn’t feel very comfortable. So I said to her, “Ok, we go to toilet?” She agreed. Rocco was sleeping so I woke him and said, “Do you want to fuck?” Rocco is like a machine and, I will always remember this, he was wearing sport pants and when he stood up he immediately became erect. Everybody was looking at him as he walked towards the bathroom because they were shocked and, of course, he has a monster dick! We got to the bathroom, closed the door and we went crazy. We destroyed her. There was no oxygen and it was so hot in there so after a while Rocco said, “enough”. He finished, put on his pants, opened the door and there were people in the corridor. Everybody was watching me fuck her! So, she quickly closed the door and we fucked some more. I eventually finished in her mouth. She wanted to clean up but the mirror was foggy and she couldn’t see herself. She didn’t even wash her mouth and she went back to her seat like that. I waited for five minutes because I didn’t want to follow her right away, and when I went back to my seat she was kissing her husband!
Yes.
He's name is Bob
Shid ald akwentans bee firgot,
an nivir brocht‡ ti mynd?
Shid ald akwentans bee firgot,
an ald lang syn*?
CHORUS:
Fir ald lang syn, ma jo,
fir ald lang syn,
wil tak a cup o kyndnes yet,
fir ald lang syn.
An sheerly yil bee yur pynt-staup!
an sheerly al bee myn!
An will tak a cup o kyndnes yet,
fir ald lang syn.
CHORUS
We twa hay rin aboot the braes,
an pood the gowans fyn;
Bit weev wandert monae a weery fet,
sin ald lang syn.
CHORUS
We twa hay pedilt in the burn,
fray mornin sun til dyn;
But seas between us bred hay roard
sin ald lang syn.
CHORUS
An thers a han, my trustee feer!
an gees a han o thyn!
And we'll tak a richt‡ gude-willie-waucht‡,
fir ald lang syn.
CHORUS
† dine = "dinner time"
‡ ch = voiceless velar fricative, /x/, at the back of the mouth like /k/ but with the mouth partly open like /f/. Similar to "Bach" in German
* syne = "since" or "then" – pronounced like "sign" rather than "zine".
have regular contact with third worlders as part of my job and let me tell you these people will never lift themselves out of poverty
porky pig lmao
20 posts early
the state of /brit/ smdh
yuge
...
purple square are liberals though
mao mentioned
found out my mum has cancer over thanksgiving
told my therapist and she asked me how i felt
said i didn't care
me in the centre
do you care?
chinese papa john twins
Fat people have no place here in Sweden, gtfo
don't care
no
she abandoned me 18 years ago
screeching at meghan markle meeting all the gormless provincials
france is nicer than england
Just put a finger up my bum by accident. Felt absolute awful, there's no way that buggery can feel good.
almighty racket of sirens in the distance
fuck your dead uncles cold mutilated corpse you stupid cunt
>Nationality
>Irish, American
>American
hear sirens every other day becuase there's a hospital just down the road
amazing how many mediterraneans have blonde/blue eyed recessive traits
cruel kotposter
France is fucking beautiful. Everywhere you go it's lovely
Britain is grim everywhere apart from select areas
I think you do care and you’re not sure why. Did you ever plan on meeting and/or reconciling with her?