Would Sup Forums watch an all black Batman movie?
Would Sup Forums watch an all black Batman movie?
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Can't go a night without Robin
>Chris Tucker
nope. also beyonce cant act
Do I want it made? No.
Will I watch it? Oh Lord yes.
actually sounds good and funny, would watch
whos that girl they put for Harley Quinn? she's fine af
Can the Wayans brothers direct it?
Batman didn't get to know his father and came from the hood instead.
Also I only recognize two of them.
Alfred is obvious. Bane is Terry Crews.
Who the hell are the rest of them? Gordon looks familiar. Martin Lawrence?
That's Chris Rock as the Riddler
no
Nope!
>beyonce
>black
pick one and only one
Nope
If it took place in Africa about Africans
Lol jk I definitely wouldn't watch it then
Nope, I'd watch an all black spiderman movie though. For some reason, a black Peter Parker has always seemed more fitting to me.
lol they're so incompetent that they can't make a good original character, and have to turn other ones black. shows how creatively bankrupt they are.
What's bat man going to be in the ghetto cave? He can sneak out in his donk at night paying snoopdog robing white folk and causing riots while smoking crack and pimping hoes
Batman Idris Elba
Nightwing jordan b something
Joker Jaime Foxx
Harvey dent Denzel Washington
Ras al ghul guy from matrix
Foxx would be a garbage joker. Also did Will Smith die
Gotham is supposed to be a cesspool of crime and corruption so any changes to the cast's race would really break the believably.
Put CatWoman as a white woman for triggering Sup Forums
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BLACKED
would nigs watch a remake of roots with an all white cast?
>Dr. Jackson, I'm WELFARE
The jokers car
>Chris Tucker
>Riddler
my sides
Only if it's a parody and they live in an all black alternate reality. So we can have batman acting like some sassy negro and stuff
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Alfred would have to be white though.
Yes just for
> idris elba
Fpbp
In the theaters? No. Maybe when it comes out on Netflix or redbox.
rolls up in the bat blackmobile w/ spinners to kill the real enemy of society, police
>Paula Patton in tight leather
Also no I wouldn't watch it
it would make for a great reaction video, surely
I wouldn't mind it if every character was actually black, and not
>black male protag
>white woman love interest
>white christian straight cis republican villain
>a frankenstein of multiethnic side characters
If Nick Cannon is in it, then it's a resounding no.
Sure! Meet Jocelyn Wildenstein the real catwoman. Great choice user
Only if they were renamed.
>The Blackman, The Dark Guy
>Two-Face in to Half-Breed
>The Niggler, throws fresh rhymes
>Catwoman into Wratchet Pussy
>Poison Ivy into Dank Weed Bitch
>Harley Quinn into Clown Ass Ho
>Joka, Clown Pimp of Crime
>Ra's into We Wuz Immortal N' Shiet
Why isn't Halle Berry Catwoman?
That's actually a pretty solid cast. Except for Beyonce. And Chris Tucker.
good god no. that cast is vomit inducing
Dave Chapelle would make a good Joker
I could accept Terry as Bane and Denzel as Dent. No to the rest
it would literally just be a black screen with muffled voices and every now and then you'd seen the whites of someone's eyes
FPBP
>every scene happens at night
Are you on to something again? This sounds like another wacky parody with gritty overtones.
Mike Tyson as Killer Croc
Idris Elba is a good actor, but not a batman.
I might watch him as Bond, but not batman.
Yes. That cast seems amazing,.
fuck yes I love black people
>Ay yo, Alfred, you got my hood?
>Shit nigga, I'm always down for the hood!
>No, fool. The hood for my outfit
Would Reddit watch a white MLK movie?
Ayyy each one has a different shade of black
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Rolllling for the nigger
Probably not, mostly because no Batman movie will ever compare to the Nolan trilogy.
If the wayans bros produce it
Mr. Freeze would be a terrible story if a black man becoming white rather then his wife dying..
Thru do realize the riddler isn't a comedian right? And bane isn't just a strong man? (ignore clooney batman)
I can point out a lot more discrepancies but those 2 we're making me rage internally.
Only if it's called Blackman.
Every black actor under the age of 50 is either an ex-athlete, comedian, emcee, or hbo alumni. Give him a break.
>Forgetting the candidate to play Robin
This would be one of the Riddlers most puzzling riddles.
>A place to earn a wage
They wouldn't know the answer
Who would be CIA?
>Denzel Washington as Harvey Dent
I would watch a new Batman if he was in it.
>Chappel as the Joker
Someone go dig that nigger out of whatever cave he's hidden himself in and fund that.
came to ask this
Nice selection of actors (minus Jamie fox), would watch.
Denzel is Batman
Ibris is Rhas
Fox is Harvey
Remove Beyonce and add a black woman who is skinny and can act as Ivy.
Joker is Samuel L Jackson.
Beyonce a shit and not even that attractive. I don't know why she's so fucking popular.
Well yes I do.
why black men and mixed women?
aren't there any pure black goddesses out there?
>all black
>mostly mixed actors
sure this movie is gonna be all black
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Eddie Murphy
It wasn't that great.
Give them a break, black people don't have enough actors/actresses to fill a movie of this scale, you need to throw in a few has beens and singers as well.
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michelle obama the r n b version
>Jamie foxx as the joker
Top kek. That would be hilarious.
Here is your non mix breed goddess
Fuck yeah I would
And I'd like to see an All-Japanese one, an All-Korean one, an All-Chinese one, etc. I think it would be interesting as hell to have each culture interpret the same story.
Thanks, doc.
I probably would, honestly. I'd rather see an all Indian Bollywood style version of The Dark Knight, though.
>implying I saw BvS
I didn't watch the last Batman movie.
Everything unaesthetic about negroids wrapped up in one big fat negroid.
She can play Gorilla Grod
did u notice that all "black" girls on a pic are not black at all?
100% black not hot enough or what? that's racist!
>Having no problem with giving money to openly racist Jamie Foxx
>watching capeshit
>Can't Go a Night Without Robbin'
No.
Maybe as some kind of parody, where "Blackman" (black Batman) is a criminal, and his sidekick is Robbin - they rob white people.
Then Joker is a good guy cop, who got his name because he was in the Marines and he usually made jokes to lighten the mood when things were dire for his fellow Marines.
The Joker eventually catches and guns down Blackman and Robbin because they were going to attack him, but was demonized by media - the media is all comprised by journalists rabbis and their entire broadcasts consists of them saying "oy vey, it's annudah shoah!" and referring to non-Jews as "goyim" or "goys".
Then BLM (Black League of Marxists) comes to avenge Blackman, and kills the Joker but eventually gunned down by the KKK (Knowledgeable Klan of Kaucasians).
And America is restored.
The working title is
Blackman: The BLACKED Night
>having a problem with racists
This board is not for you
YOU'VE GOT A BIG BLACK COCK
>directed by the Wayans brothers
4u
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She's a big gal
underrated
>Justifying giving money to a privileged, openly racist nigger who bitches about how much whitey keeps him down
I bet you voted to stay