Ask an Arab living in Arabia anything

Ask an Arab living in Arabia anything

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Tell me about your local shawerma.

How do we reform Islam, so it's more compatible with the modern western world?

Are you cute? Post boipucci

do Arabians like fat and stupid americans?

do you believe in the retarded,written by goat fuckers,religion of your country ?

racemixing with gook females, would you do it?

how many womans have you already raped today?

It's all right, I don't eat it much because I don't want to be fat.
We can balance out all the sects on parts of agreement so the sectarian war is over, I find adding Sufism into Sunnism is a good way to tame it down as it adds more clarity
>Arab
>Cute

What is the size of your penis in cm?

Tell me about Oman, why is it the best Arab country?
Islam is literally superior to Western individualist liberal secularism. The West needs to become Christian again my man.

Are the four madhabs even legal or do you have state-enforced Wahhabism?

Yeah, we like American culture
Yes
Idk, I don't care about race much as long as the female is intelligent. But my parents would want me to marry an Arab.
Meme answer: 7 Billion
Real answer: 0

>Tell me about Oman, why is it the best Arab country?
because it's not sunni or shia

can you give me some money?

how many camels for my blonde sister?

16.3cm
It's because they try not to get into this proxy war shit and mind their own business, plus they have a strong identity centered around Ibadism and the Omani empire's history and they have Halwa (pic related)
Everything is legal here except converting.
However a Muslim can convert sect, but he might get shit for it by his family.

>we like american culture
AAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA YOU LITERALLY BOMB THEM BECAUSE OF THEIR CULTURE AND WARS HAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHA

can the avarege arab understand the latin alphabet?

Sure.
Mind if I have your credit card info?
would you accept dead camels?

Yes English is taught in school in here, but the ones in war-torn areas can't
No, too white, you'd be called a Persian

what countries have you been to?

All GCC
All western Europe excluding the tiny states and Ireland
Turkey
Russia
USA
Indonesia, Malaysia, Singapore
East Asia except North Korea and Taiwan
India
Lebanon and Morocco
Tanzania
I'm planning to go to the southern cone or Australia in the summer holidays but I'm not sure which.

are shias persecuted ?

Are people from your country poor?

what do you do for work?

how many infidels have you killed so far?

In my country, no. Sometimes they're made fun but that's it.
In Saudi, yes.
Even Indian workers here can afford commodities other than food, shelter, electricity and transport so no.

the arab gulf is americanized as fuck m8

Emirates Airlines
A tomato had a cross on it and I cut it if that counts

Are Bektashi considered muslims over there or heretics that deserve to be stoned?

Would pretending to be a muslim on Hajj or Umrah to visit Mecca and Medina be safe or would the saudis be able to catch and murder me?

what do Arabians think of Chinese?

>Emirates Airlines
was the job gifted to you or you got it by merit

If you're born into it then you will not be killed, if you convert to it from Islam then you will face some stuff (deportation I think)
I advise against it but some people did it, still they do passport checks now and if your passport states your religion and it's not Islam they will redirect you back.

Hard working people in groups but clueless when alone.
I went to a pilot school and got my license, what do you think?

what do Arabians think of gypsy cum?

Never met one personally, but their name (Ghajar) is used as an insult by Syrians and Iraqis so I'm expecting they are hated there.

m8 most passports in the world don't have religion in them.
hmmmm in the dubai aiprot series , i never saw an arab pilot.

its tasty

>m8 most passports in the world don't have religion in them.
In that case he will be asked a question about the religion and stuff
>hmmmm in the dubai aiprot series , i never saw an arab pilot.
Most of them go to the Military because more money and cheaper stuff.

>Hard working people in groups but clueless when alone.
sounds like ants

Pilot here still working on maybe certificates but I'd love to work at Emirates or Etihad, what do Arab pilots think of the foreign ones there, are there a lot more foreign or Arab pilots حبيب؟

exactly the metaphor we give them.
we use ant not only because of that but because of a racist stereotype that they can eat anything.

*my certificates

I recommend watching their dubai aiprot documentaries, it's full of non Arab employees. It feels like a British colony of some Indian country

Most of my workmates are from Korea and Africa, since there are barely any native civil pilots. I like them they are fun people to talk to and I don't dislike people based on their background.
As for Emirates vs Etihad it depends as both pay the same, difference is Emirates operates in more areas than Etihad.

Why does the sultan of Oman live in Zanzibar now?

>so I'm expecting they are hated there.
There's no place on earth where they're not hated, I figure.
Yet we have these leftist retards here who defend them. I always ask them: "have you ever met or dealt with gypsies?" and they deviate with "oh you're being raciss, they're not understood, it's just their culture,..."
yeah a culture of parasitism, must be

Zanzibar is selling lots of gold (and slaves)
I heard one of my friend say that UAE to India is like what Singapore is to China. I giggled but then I realized it's kinda true. It would be hard for Indians to take over though because of GCC and Monarchy.

Why do you believe in Islam? Do you ever have crisises of faith, do you consider arguments against the religion or do you just dismiss them.

Is the new Saudi government crazy? It seems like they want a war with both Iran and Lebanon.

I think one of my friends got her handbag stolen in Bulgaria, must be them.
Yes, I sometimes shift my views on certain topics but overall no, yes I do and because of that I believe in non-human evolution. I don't like debating religion much since I'm no expert on the topic.

I have been to the dirty south, there people were not racist, but they sure dont like arabs, because many complain of family who went to the middle east and are still there or died; so i imagine they hate you as well

Tell me one crazy thing about your country no foreigner knows about.

that is actually perfect
they are exactly like acts

what do you think needs to be improved in your country?

Hello I am a shia do you want to kill me

1. What city?
2. Are you an Emirati?
3. Can you give me a rich Emirati gf? I will give you a blue eyed blonde Swedish goddess in return.

how did you commemorate the yesterday's commemoration?

I think every side of this proxy war is crazy.
We have more forest area than Lebanon thanks to afforestation and mangrove restoration.

I asked multiple yes/no questions though so your answer is a bit confusing

Yeah NEETs on Sup Forums are in a real position to talk about parasites.

What do you do for a living?

how much do i need to pay you to bomb some slavic shithole

I work, but the 1st December is a holiday here :^)

I think our cities need to ditch urban sprawl and grow denser and invest in public transport,
Oh and we gotta use solar power soon and ditch petrol through industry.
No, I like you guys and your hymns
Dubai
Yes
Sure I guess
a prayer is all I did.

I have a Muslim name and Shia last name, would I be denied an alcohol permit because of this?

Yes, No, Yes
Pilot, read the thread
I am bad at chemistry so I can't make a bomb
The 2nd of December is a holiday here too for union day.
Also interesting thing I found is that north Omanis know Portuguese.

HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US

any events planned for National Day?

Is it true that rock and roll music is prohibited in many islamic countries?

I am not sure of how the system works here. but just tell them you're a christian and everything will be fine if you have no religion mentioned in the passport.

no

>Sure I guess

How do you find a girlfriend in the Emirates?

What is that? Just bad shape hospitals?

This is a hospital from Rio, a popular destination in Brazil.

يخرب بيتك

But then I will be a murtad and sentenced to death or arrested.

For me? I'll go motor biking/drifting with my friends then we'll hang out in a majlis at night.
I am not sure, I know you can still listen to it in here.

I'm talking to the actual arab here not you diashit muh heritage mutt

Your parents do it for you most of the time.
Change your name, don't come here, or don't drink.
these are the options. sorry.

thanks anyway

Can you blast loud rock and roll music (or any other western music) in your car or in your house party?

WTF I HATE DUBAI NOW

>north Omanis know Portuguese.
didn't know that, but then again I just recently found out about malaysian muh heritage communities that date back to our colonial settlements in the 16th or 17th century and some of them can still speak portuguese and consider themselves portuguese, despite looking like the average malaysian

here's one talking with a brazilian turist
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why would you want to drink in the first place? what benefit do you have from drinking?

do you enjoy sunshine brother?
or do you embrace the cold?
Honestly how well do you stand cold anyway, you've been to cold countries right?

that's a generic hospital in a slavoid country

you're welcome I guess
It depends if your walls can insulate noise, since neighbors can sue others for annoyances.
If you live in a suburban house, a house with thick walls or with no neighbours then you can do so.
Well, you can go to Bahrain anyways for a quick booze.

Getting drunk

I've been to cold countries.
What I enjoy truly is 15 C to 25 C
Interesting.
I've always been interested in the history of the Indian ocean trade network even after the Portuguese came (the Dutch and Anglos ruined it though).

Just get a non-Muslim friend to buy you alcohol then give it to you at home.

Can you please spread the word and tell m*ghrebi they're not Arabs, despite their constant roleplaying ? Thank you Mr Arabian man.

What happens if you kick over all the shoes outside a mosque, friend of mine did this, but didn't get caught.

Are you white?

And this is an average hospital in Rio.

I don't care about them much, the Arab identity itself is rigid.
but ok
You'll just be a nuisance, if you got caught the person will shout at you for some time.

According to American bureau of Statistics yes.
But no, I don't identify as white. But I don't hate whites.

How are "white" people viewed in your country?
Stereotypes? Positive or negative perceptions?

Mosques seem comfy
Are they?

How do you feel about all of the foreigners in your country, especially considering they outnumber you greatly?

Do you own domestics (slaves) ?