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>MMA Hour Live - 03/26
youtube.com/watch?v=7urlzHnzmHw

>Mackenzie Dern Interview - 03/23
youtube.com/watch?v=VuzqtYLBB3k

>Karolina Kowalkiewicz vlog series
Ep 1 - youtube.com/watch?v=5DKr28Njs30
Ep2 - youtube.com/watch?v=5Jg2J6z_9oc
Ep3 - youtube.com/watch?v=fGiMQWAoPDU
Ep4 - youtube.com/watch?v=X1UhmwSo6gg
Ep5 - youtube.com/watch?v=uqnQe_NBvt8&t=3s

/mma/ News:
>One year after fight, Sarah Kaufman and Jessica-Rose Clark paid by Battlefield FC
mmajunkie.com/2018/03/one-year-sarah-kaufman-jessica-rose-clark-paid-by-battlefield-fc-mma

>Antonina Shevchenko booking in the works for Dana White’s Tuesday Night Contender Series
mmafighting.com/2018/3/24/17160448/antonina-shevchenko-booking-in-the-works-for-dana-whites-tuesday-night-contender-series

New Fights:
Michel Prazeres vs Zak Cummings @ UFC Chile
Gilbert Burnsvs Dan Moret @ UFC on FOX 29
Ed Ruth vs Ion Pascu @Bellator 196
Gina Mazany vs Lina Lansberg @ UFC Liverpool

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>I want to _____ Karolina!

what is it, bros?

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throat punch

BIG BUTTHOLE BROTHERS

"stop hearing about"
poppa dana throwing slags to the fightfu thirst instead of it being some jap rarity freakshow thing is the cancer of mma

Its called Big Brown Breakdown, sir

Literally a WMMA sperg, furfag (see: thiccachu image), and pedophile (see: posting pictures of children using his tripcode).

Reported for an early thread.

A girl will never get your dick wet and prostitution is illegal in NY so you can't even lose it that way you beta cuck.

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streamable.com/lxd73
Thoughts?

thinks he's clever with the wmma news and sitting it out for awhile, he won't be laughing when he winds up like the borden's, you're fucking finished notepad

>cropping out the pusy

I mean honestly

How does it feel to beg the mods to ban calendar all day? You spam reports and he just keeps making good OPs and you keep sucking the mods dick without any results

LOL worked! Imagine being this cucked by our based moderators/calender, try going outside!

reported for spam

reported for pornography

reported for off topic

reported for off topic

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I am willing to bet everything I have that even with a bum knee Calendar would absolutely destroy the spammer in a fight.

Reported for sexual discussion

Shambles

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khabib = Sup Forums
tony = reddit
conner = youtube

Connect the dots you retard

Enjoy your ban. Completely off topic. Not sports.

I’m not Coral Springs you fucking loser idiot moron faggot all I have to do is hit airplane mode and I’m back stop wasting your time, do you not see how hypocritical you are you spastic?

Too much effort

Nah he took a supplement that was listed as banned on USADA’s websites, English and Portuguese then tried to play dumb, he’s pretty lucky he didn’t get a longer ban

7 keto has some anabolic, weight cutting, and masking benefits too, as an anabolic especially for post cycle

this guy's hotter under the collar than a protesting monk

BASED FAVORITE EUGENE EPISODE TO DATE? FAVORITE KID NATE STORY? BEST ZANE SIMON ANALYSIS? FAVORITE RETRO BREAKDOWN BY VICTOR RODRIGUEZ?

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>trying to argue with a mentally ill shitskin pedo who is eternally assblasted over being perma'd by the based mods so he spams daily because he has no life beyond his computer

Thoughts on progressive liberal MMA analyst, John Nash?

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>taking any of this literally
>in charge of calling anyone a spastic
worked into a shoot hard brother ya mark

reported by the way your phone is getting range banned

he has done some hard hitting in depth pieces on the finances behind the business that is mma, ya gotta respect that AND his politics

>spammer goes back to pretending to be normal after spazzing the fuck out

You have already reported this post, or someone with your IP has already reported it.

this guy is f*cking ~livid~

Never change heem

Republicans vote against their own interests.

PRESS CONFERENCE NEXT WEDNESDAY WITH DANA TONY KHABIB ROSE AND JOANNA

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I'll be there. Anything heem wants me to do?

ask Dana if he's stripping Conor

What time is it?

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Did you know that the British created modern obstetrics despite having to literally steal dead pregnant women from graveyard for about 150 years? was the rest of the world even trying? the british empire was the goat, fuck rome, fuck greece, fuck anyone in asia, fuck the united states, fuck israel

any brit who didnt vote leave
any brit who likes asians
any brit who likes jews
...fuck em fuck em to death

Helwani will probably do it first

On my way

I will be Khabib's #1 fan and that little girl doesn't stand a chance

trade in for a shevchenko

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fuck the rothschilds
fuck theresa may
fuck cameron
fuck blair
fuck boris
the worst people in the world

lol one on the right is a nigger
but a shittier athlete
go fucking figure

Is Stephens the most violent fighter in the sport?

Jews are based, the white race is weak and will cease existing. You are worthless. Might as well kill yourself. Don't have a favorite female fighter.

literally none of those people are jews
you don't know what a jew is

who is this semen demon

Imagine being (you) and being absolutely under kike control

joke's on you i am jewish
not the ivanka trump's offspring brand either

Niggers are usually shittier athletes, just look at Ngannou vs Stipe

Also she's a gypsy, not a nigger

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Your day will come, kike.

i know right, imagine that

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you're a weak 56% who lives his life exactly as the jews want him to; weak, celibate, sitting at a computer all day. It hurts you but it's easy to mask that with internet shitposting

not human

If you're not a direct descendant of john of giscala you're not a real jew. You're just a pathetic money grubbing kike. I AM JUDAISM.

Who is your favourite female fighter?

All the nonwhite ones as they are superior

right > left

This is a good thread so far

Find me a better combination than listening to Below the Belt while reading spambro

You can’t!

th*s is the sp*mmer

Im a direct descendant of king magnus of norway from the 10th century

No kikes, however

Im more norwegian than you

I swear Aldo didn't lose because of age but because he got it into his head to be a boxer when he was so sominate because he was a mixed martial artist who had a lot of tools. Now he just wants to box from being an all rounder.

Well his leg is fucked up so he can't kick anymore. He tried in the rematch with Holloway but they looked like they had zero power behind them

>he was hurt
>he didnt throw leg kicks
>he got caught
>he was under too much pressure
>he didnt care
>he’s old
>he’s not the same since conor
>he’s past it
>he’s got no chin anymore
>he didnt pace himself
>he got cocky
>he became a boxer
>he didnt eat enough burgers

Never seen a fighter get excused for getting whooped the exact same way twice in a row

The only legitimate excuse (sort of) is Aldo's age yet as we know he was favored in the first fight and did well until Max bopped him.

IIRC the first fight one of the legs was hurt so holloway circled the entire fight in that direction, and then the opposite in the next

I think I figured it out, scatty is a khabib fan and gets butthurt when people talk about tony and make muslim jokes

Imagine if he never got a single reply ever again

Are we competant enough for that

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I JUST TRYING YOU KNOW

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pre-Nate Conor would have knocked Floyd inside 1

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Conor would have easily majority decisioned Cody Mckenzie

youtube.com/watch?v=IFoge6L_yRc

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I can't believe this timeline is actually finally allowing us to see Tony vs Khabib. I was pretty certain it would get called off weeks ago, the closer we get the more likely it is we get the fight.

remember last year it got cancelled the night before? dont get your hopes up yet, Tony might pull out just for laughs

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>the closer we get the more likely it is we get the fight
actually the opposite 2bh

Pretty good meme desu

post yfw khameme fails to make weight

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Me on the right. Wife on the left bc she hates violence. Probably won’t be able to watch it anyway since she’s got about 50 lbs on me so she has her way.

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someone should make a streamable clip of 5:55

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will mindsmash ever go over the AUTISM factor that tony has ?

>yfw the first embedded 223 episode drops

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embeddeds are trash. it was only hype during the mcbedded era.

ufc primetime with gsp and penn was much higher quality

remember when conor ate 2 breakfasts on mcbedded

Says the cazzie. Embeddeds enhance the fightweek experience breh

The world isn't ready

he doesnt understand it enough yet, no one does

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>Wonderboy's dad told him to do the spin kick against Ellenberger

>15 bucks, little man
>Put that shit in my hand

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very rude!

>150 bucks, little man
>put that dick in my ass
>if that money doesnt show
>then its back to Australia I have to go