Brit/pol/ - CANZUK when Edition

T H I S . W E E K S . N E W S
>BBC attempts to censor Munich killer’s full name
breitbart.com/london/2016/07/23/bbc-scrubs-muslim-name-ali-munich-killer-article

>Sadiq Khan refuses to ban Islamist terror group Hezbollah
breitbart.com/london/2016/07/20/ukip-demands-uk-hezbollah-ban-following-al-quds-day-parade

>That Brexit apocalypse? It just isn’t happening
spectator.co.uk/2016/07/that-brexit-apocalypse-it-just-isnt-happening/

>Dover ferry passengers delayed by French security checks
bbc.com/news/uk-england-kent-36873632

>Chancellor may 'reset' economic policy in Autumn Statement
bbc.co.uk/news/business-36864099

>EU migrants may face 'right to stay' curbs - David Davis
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36819532

>Britain gives up EU presidency
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/uk-gives-up-presidency-of-eu-council-to-focus-on-brexit-negotiations-a7145801.html

>Islamist Pakistani hate preacher welcomed by Archbishop of Canterbury
ibtimes.co.uk/pakistani-hate-preacher-who-glorifies-islamist-murder-welcomed-by-archbishop-canterbury-1571418

>Black Lives Matter stab police at Hyde Park
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3698316/Police-officer-stabbed-struck-bottle-spontaneous-Hyde-Park-water-fight-descends-blade-chaos-two-revellers-suffering-knife-wounds.html

>Westminster voting-intention
twitter.com/britainelects/status/755750259263938561

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dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3701565/Would-wear-beach-String-bondage-style-bikini-barely-covers-intimate-areas-latest-summer-sweeping-Japan.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Border_Security:_Canada's_Front_Line
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Arbeit macht frei

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KAREN

Commonwealth/pol/ when?

Good idea lad. We should keep the pajeets out though.

Yea agreed, was going to say anglo/pol/ but that would be ignoring our celt bros

>it's finally started to cool down

>yanks join and start shitposting en masse

pls no

They can fuck off lmao

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>you will never see ireland united under british rule

FUCKIN TEA AND SHIT HOW ARE YA LIMEYS

Fixed that picture for you.

>English intellectuals

>Why you do this?
>Was better b4

damn frogs said we couldn't keep another country's flag on our flag

>NZ
>74% white
remove them too tbvqh

Soon, once the EU collapses they will be begging to return

Why would you cut us out?

>remove us because you didn't kill our natives

Maybe we should remove you.

oh shit, Canada just told. Whats new Handguns for Englishmen? GO DAD GO. KEEP THE BAD ASS BALL ROLLING.

wait nvm lol I'm blind

Because every Canadian (or at least 99/100) I've ever talked to has been an insufferable faggot on the level of Trudeau.

>literally bankrupted you by not taking your wool
top kek

>wanting a cuckstamp
we have it bad enough as it is. I like the UK and the commonwealth but have some god damn self respect.

K A R E N
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Yea I thought I saw Britain cut out not the leafs, they are a bit cucked I agree but there are still some who are based

>normies are upset

Glorious

>fixed fixed

>literally bankrupt
Top kek

Beautiful

>cuckstamp
Says the neo-con wanting the liberal maple leaf

Checked.

saved

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i dont want to play banter anymore

Fixed your picture again.

Just had a weird ass dream about visiting Washington.

>Arrive at capitol building with family
>Some massive event going, tens of thousands of people at some kind of political event
>Go in and realize Clinton, Obama and Trump are there
>Buy a MAGA cap
>See Trump but hes like a midget hiding behind a stall
>Go outside
>Everyone on there hands and knees like they are Muslims praying to the building
>Notice Obama standing on he stairs with the teleprompters/bulletproof glass
>Family decides we should join the clappers out of respect
>Nervous as fuck about what I am seeing
>Obongo appears next to me
>Follows us down the steps and joins us in the crowd
>Only a small gap for us to get in near the front
>Obama right next to me
>Want to ask what the fuck is going on but too scared
>Realize I am still wearing the MAGA cap
>Decide not to bow like some muslim and instead on my knees saying the lords prayer
>Obama suddenly starts talking to me
>Don't have a clue what he is saying (I think he thinks im American) as he looks into my eyes and touching my face, I feel like hes assaulting me
>Just say 'yes, sir' out of respect
>Wake up almost screaming

What the fuck lads.

will they ever bring back spitting image?

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maybe its a message from kek

They did (same team, different name, check wiki).
It was shit. They used CGI for the mouths instead of proper puppets.

>>Everyone on there hands and knees like they are Muslims praying to the building

Dunno why I found this funny

You've had the initiation dream, you're one of us now lad.

>wanting leftist propaganda
youtu.be/fxEweP2TiMk

I keep having a dream that I grow old with this woman with black hair and red lipstick, she's not a 10/10, she's what I'd describe as "comely". I'm sat talking to her by the fire or I'm walking the dog with her or she's breastfeeding our child.

Then I wake up and realise I'll die on my own.

Sad!

same but blonde

im tired desu

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Mine always looks the same, like Elizabeth Carling out of good night sweetheart.

i just want a wife who loves me ffs

Mine is always either a secondary school crush or ex-gf, fucking hurts man, it's always so real

I like the acronym CAUKZ better

Just 13 more hours before I can finally get some appropriate sleep.

fuggin jews denying me a wife

i id make a good husband

>express.co.uk/news/uk/692620/Jeremy-Corbyn-T-shirts-slave-labour-Bangladesh

nice one corby

Nothing wrong with taking advantage of the new machine

Which was the best ronnie?

This is far more aesthetic on maps. In any Paradox game as England/Britain I always take over Ireland first.

Why didn't you take British Colombia?

youtube.com/watch?v=ReIAna459sg

>wanting anything to do with canada

Listening to AnyQuestions? and you can just tell that the dull bint who asked the Pokemon Go question was a landwhale.

Because it's British.

>watching show about Vancouver police
>90% of their work is taking guns off of Americans going from Alaska to washington
>a good few of them go full alamo and shoot back
It's a logistical nightmare.

SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.

>tfw british and seeing guns in supermarkets
It's pretty awesome.

They, no memes, had an entire cache full of confiscated "we shoot back", "we don't dial 911" etcetera signs.

kek what the hell were you watching because that was definitely fiction

dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3701565/Would-wear-beach-String-bondage-style-bikini-barely-covers-intimate-areas-latest-summer-sweeping-Japan.html

Daily Mail comments are always brilliant

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Border_Security:_Canada's_Front_Line

All true, lad. They stopped and raided every single boat, taking any guns they had on board. One of them even tried to plea that polar bears would kill him in his cabin but he still got his gun confiscated.

So why don't the Americans just shoot them and continue on their way to Alaska?

oh those are border police not vancouver police, yeah I can see them having lots of stupid american incidents

>you will never be a hot girl and able to pull this off
Instead my cock hangs out all over the place. Life's not fair lads.

you should try exercising to stop the hormonal imbalance causing such ill thoughts

>worked 8am till 1am last night
>no breaks, no food just a few pints to keep me going
>worked outside in the heat
Fuck festival catering is brutal. Woke up this morning and got out of bed and almost fell over.
Gotta do the same today and can't pull a sickie because it's my company.
/blog

HOW BOUT we become a Republic, BUT, we still call our Head of State King/Queen and we still use royal terms? And just for old times sake the House of Windsor heads will always be on the ballot.

Everyone happy.

Good morning lads

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Never needed to go to Dover in my life?
Why are so many people stuck in a traffic jam?
Is it just posh people wanting to get to their mansions in Monaco and Mallorca?

Government Policy idea:

>Diversification plan
>Give tax incentives to minorities who choose to move across Britain evenly
>Thus most places are 80+% white
>No minority ghetto shitholes

Literally perfect idea. The left will like it because it's all about "diversity," and the right will like it because it's about dividing them.

>give bennies to immigrants for not unraveling the fabric of our society
>paying the Danegeld

Gas yourself, kike.

>a milk dem is my local MP
I hate this place

I've got a perfect policy idea.

Deport all immigrants.

Ban leftist (communist) ideology.

The leftist cucks won't ever be strong enough to revolt.

Nah, the left wants a minority white

>HOW BOUT we become a Republic
No thanks.

We should fill the Philippines with White British people desu

I hate it as much as you do but what do you propose? No meme answers please.

Please keep it plausible.

There's a 1000 leftist arguments for my plan.
>faggots always complain that minority areas are neglected
>they move to white area
>no longer neglected
It's perfect.

>not plausible

>Some qt Canadian bint is in a cyber spat with Hitch on twitter

Hey lads. I think a cult is meeting in the pub near mine at 10AM (in an hour). Can't remember the exact name of them but they had a sandwich board outside the pub saying sunday at 10, and the name sounded very cult like. Something like "Brotherly family new age christ" or some bollocks.
I'm wondering whether it will be in one of the function rooms at the back, or whether it will be in the pub bit itself. If it's in the back, and I can't take my pint in, I'm fucking it off. Having said that, might be interesting.

President Blair?

I don't think so Peter.

You better go and spill the beans to us

Looks like we're going to be staying in the EU in return for a 7 year emergency break.

Why won't they just let us leave?

I shall report back later.

It's too hot here!

Your wellness levels must be through the fucking roof. You're right on schedule, according to the book. Hardback book, based on tablets brought by an asteroid. Something you can rely on.

eh?

You lads will leave the EU. We have already jumped into a different timeline