Hispanics calling spain dad

>hispanics calling spain dad
>americans calling GB dad
>brazilians calling portugal dad
Holy shit stop doing this you redditors.

argentina is the black sheep

Here's come the daddy :3

British mummy milks

The dad of every civilization

>argentinian using the term hispanic
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/reddit/ is that way homo

You're literally the south american's greatest enemy, name 1 (one) neighbour you haven't screwed over.

You are not fertile.

I have a son with the same genetic disease

The fuck are you talking bout.
Spain is the MOTHERland, not dad.

I'm your grandfather

papi :3

Nope. There's no country in the world with official italian language except Italy.

None

We're closer to Italy than Spain at this point t b h

San Marino
Vatican City
Switzerland
And my special son with my same disease: Argentina
Plus a region in Slovenia and Croatia

wait wtf?? switzerland??????

Canton Ticino ufficial language
And part of canton Grigioni

m-mummy??

wow I didn't know that cool

>San Marino
>Vatican City
Not cunts really.
>Switzerland
Strictly speaking, Italian is a minority language. Less than 10% in Swland speaks it.

I never saw anyone do that but I keep seeing this kind of thread

Still an official language
And canton Ticino only language

>People that roleplay as countries

Lousiana
Hi daddy

>Still an official language
Not enough to call you "dad". Can you just agree that's even thought of "Swland is a colony of Italy" is ridiculous?

Korean calling Japan dad :D

WAAAAAHHHHH MUMMY PORCHIE WHERES MY TENDIES

Both of you can call burgers dads xDDD

You're not my son, *ngl* mutt

No country is son to any other country
It's cringe
But the italian part of switzerland is called like that for historic reason it's not like they began to speak italian out of nowhere