Has Higuaín killed himself yet?
Has Higuaín killed himself yet?
Jason Ward
Gabriel Phillips
>trola
>puta
>obeso
I don't habla espanyol but I think those are not compliments
Jaxon James
what are the croatian equivalents
Elijah Brown
It would translate to something like this:
Higuaín go inside the pussy of your dyke mother you son of an Iveco truck full of whores, you flabby fat and the fucking whore that gave you birth, leave you obese.
Owen Perry
Jebo ti kurac? Srbe na vrbe? Krv ti majčinu jebem? Idk
Connor Howard
Who's ready for the ultimate redemption: Pipita scoring the WC winner?
Jacob Powell
The game was 0-0 when Higuaín did this:
Christopher Green
>higuain
>choking once again
nothing new here desu, every time I watch the Argies play this faggot always chokes away an easy goal, every fucking time, I have no idea why they still keep calling him up.
Julian Roberts
CEMENTERIO DE CANALONES
Nathan Collins
>son of an Iveco truck full of whores
My fucking sides.
Noah Green
How is it possible to look so good going on the counter and yet look so amateur at defending at the same time? This Argentina is like a Jekyll and Hyde, you never fucking know what you're going to get.
Parker Rodriguez
It's a common expression over here, not necesary an Iveco.
I remember a commentator, gimnasia's fan, who called the referee:
"a fucking some of a ship full of trucks full of
whores"
Lincoln Bennett
Their defense sucks that's why
Juan Cruz
HIGUAÍN NO CORRÉS UN RUMOR GORDO DE MIERDA
Cooper Jackson
>Argentina
>Messi Profile pic
>Hates Higuain
David Gonzalez
Ironically defensive strength is what carried them to a WC final.
Caleb Peterson
That was 4 yrs ago tho, a lot can happen in that time frame
Joshua Torres
argentinians are the best at banter
Isaiah Wilson
i'm dying here
Dominic Wilson
>denme mayusculas mas grandes
Hunter Clark
Ayden Wood
> VAYANSE A CAGAR SELECCIÓN DE MIERDA, SAMPAOLI PELADO CABEZA DE PIJA, HIGUAÍN GORDO TERMOTANQUE DE SIDA, ROJO TENÉS MENOS DEFENSAS QUE EL HIV
> Higuaín sos más inútil que lápiz blanco
> higuain la re podrida vencida y lactosa concha de tus progenitores morite de algun cáncer la re puta madre que te recontra re mil pario chupate una pija gordo hijo de puta recontra mal cojido tu abuela se traga todos los dias un camion lleno de chotas pagas 1 y llevas 7
> Sampaoli hijo de un sistema solar rebosante de putas, cabeza de rodilla, salame, forro, la concha de tu hermana, metete en un cohete y aterrizá en una galaxia donde no se te pueda ver ni con un satélite, dedicate a esquilar ovejas, hacete coger por King Kong con malaria hdmp.
> Sampaoli agarra tu ropita de enano pitufo,y andate a la concha bien puta de tu madre.
Evan Howard
>denme mayusculas mas grandes
Thomas Bailey
kek
Carter Bell
>hijo de un camion Iveco
>son of an Iveco truck
Argentina was a mistake
Isaiah Foster
>the terrorista of choripanes
Visit seriea sometimes
Jonathan Perez
They sound like yayo or el bananero hahaha, argentinians are masters of insults
What does forro mean it cracks me up
Easton Ross
forro means condom.
it's used as an insult comparable to the english "cunt".
Levi Lewis
Argentina is by far the best at insults.
Sebastian Watson
This is a hate crime, holy fuck.
Isaiah Gomez
this but unironically
argies are so fucking autistic
James Hughes
trolas y penes
Joshua Brown
can someone translate for us 1st worlders?
Ryan Diaz
>son of an Iveco truck
Juan Martin
lmao
Elijah Myers
Higuaín go to your whore mother's cunt, you son of an Iveco truck full of whores, you wobbly fatass and the whore who birthed you. Go away you obese man
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY STILL CALLING HIGUAÍN [FOR THE NATIONAL TEAM], FUCK THIS GIVE ME BIGGER CAPS
Come on Higuaín, you fat terrorist of breaded chorizo
Higuaín if you had scored that we would be winning, you fucking fat son of a bitch, why don't you tie your dick to the [Buenos Aires memorial] Obelisk and dance around it as if you were in a merry-go-round, motherfucker, your mom's wide open cunt
1 Go take a dump you shitty national team, Sampaoli you bald dickhead, Higuaín you fat water heater full of AIDS, Rojo you're worse at defense than HIV
2 Higuaín you're more useless than a white pencil
3 Higuaín, the rotten, teared up and milky snatch of your parents, die of some cancer, the whore mother who gave birth to you, suck a dick you fat badly fucked son of a bitch, your grandma eats a truck full of dicks every day, you pay 1 and get 7
4 Sampaoli you son of a solar system overflowing with whores, you knee-head, dumbass, motherfucker, your sister's cunt, step in a rocket and land on a galaxy where you can't be seen even with a satellite, get a life shearing sheep, get fucked by King Kong with malaria you son of a thousand whores
5 Sampaoli take your dwarf smurf clothes and go to your whore mother's cunt
Dominic Foster
WTF THEY KEEP TAKING HIGUAÍN THE WHORE MOTHER, GIVE ME BIGGER CAPITAL LETTERS
KICK IT HIGUAÍN FATMAN, TERRORIST OF CHORIPÁN en.wikipedia.org
HIGUAÍN IF YOU'D SCORED WE HAD WON FAT WHORISH SON OF A WHORE WHY DONT YOU TIE YOUR COCK IN THE TOP OF THE OBELISK AND START TURNING AROUND LIKE IF YOU WERE IN A WEE KALESA, CONDOM, YOUR WIDE OPEN MOTHER'S CUNT
en.wikipedia.org
>Where are you going doc?
>The past, Marty, exactly to Brest Finisterre France, 10th december 1987 to avoid the birth of the son of the rewhorish mother of Higuaín
Tyler Murphy
>son of a solar system overflowing with whores
Christopher Clark
>it's higuain fault we were scored on six times
Alexander Wright
These are fucking gold
Luke Peterson
>Kalesa
A "calesita" for us is a merry-go-round/carousel.
Jaxson King
Holy shit where do I get an Argie gf who will abuse me verbally like this? Femdom is my fetish. Do they like lanklet gringos?
Also thanks a bunch for the translation Ejpaña, I really could use the Spanish practice
Christian Perez
>why don't you tie your dick to the [Buenos Aires memorial] Obelisk and dance around it as if you were in a merry-go-round, motherfucker, your mom's wide open cunt
hehehe
Lucas Ramirez
>Higuaín you're more useless than a white pencil
>you son of a solar system overflowing with whores
Chase Adams
this is incredible
Nicholas Powell
SERBIAN CLAY
Alexander Walker
Holy shit this is incredible
Nathan Turner
rude desu
Liam King
kek he never fails to choke in big matches
Dylan Roberts
based argies
Oliver Gomez
I cant breath
Robert Ramirez
The chewer of Choripanes
Zachary Turner
Argies, what was the most memorable insult thrown at you?
For me it was "joystick fatass" (gordo joystick) when I was a chubby 15 year old "gamer". It was actually a friend who said this to me in a fit of rage.
Haven't seen him for a few years and I think he's schizo.
Christopher Edwards
Landon Baker
All of these insults here remind me of this
youtube.com
Andrew Evans
>friendly reminder messi isn't the greatest player of the history because higuain
Easton Gonzalez
El Pipita?
Camden Brooks
Goats can overcome horrible teammates
Luis Roberts
Friendly reminder that Higuain scored the same amount of goals as Messi in WC with less games.
Daniel Turner
the eater of dreams
Jacob Brooks
Messi can do no wrong on Sup Forums no matter how many times he fails his country
Noah Hughes
>terrorist of breaded chorizo
Have our memes transcended to Argies on twitter?
Grayson Jones
Matthew Ramirez
>Higuaín you're more useless than a white pencil
Chase Fisher
>AR6ENT1NA
Owen Mitchell
>get fucked by king kong with malaria
Hahahahahaha
Anthony White
>iguaín you're more useless than a white pencil
jej
Juan Wright
>tu abuela se traga todos los días un camión lleno de chotas pagas 1 y llevas 7
Asher Jackson
>Kun Aguero has never ever scored a goal in a WC
Playing with argie strikers must be hell
Henry Flores
>your grandma eats a truck full of dicks every day
VERY rude
Zachary Allen
>I have no idea why they still keep calling him up.
it's probably because no other Argie can set himself up for an easy goal. he's there doing everything correctly at the right time in the box but just doesn't deliver the goal. all the other strikers for Argentina have been crap, Aguero was hot dog shit 2014's World Cup, right now he's playing well for Pep and well see who them take.
but real talk, Argentina should have had Tevez in the squad back in his prime.
Robert Myers
some of those are a real contribution to the welfare of our beautiful language
William Peterson
That's higuain's nickname
Benjamin Campbell
>it's probably because no other Argie can set himself up for an easy goal.
Icardi
John Lee
I think the same but the reports say that Icardi might not even go. It's 2010 all over again.
Joseph Cooper
>This fucking thread
And there are people that think the "picardía argentina" is a bad thing.
Brandon Taylor
Kek
Dylan Thompson
Thats nothing
youtube.com
Robert Reed
Me on the left
Jeremiah Hall
remember that women are not actually interested in football, they're just in for the drama
Benjamin James
I sincerely applaud our Argie neighbors' influence regarding swearing.
Alexander Harris
holy fuck
Ryan Baker
it's the other way around though
Brody Fisher
I play with argies every tuesday. By far the best shit talkers. I should feel bad, instead I fucking laugh my ass off.
Chase Baker
This post has to be ironic right
Parker Hill
>our
Isaac Morgan
They'd take anything as long as you're fair eyed/haired white, just go for it
Charles Walker
>Higuaín you fat water heater full of AIDS
Ah, come on. Even I know they went a bit too far with this.
Hudson Morris
>women talking about sports
Oliver Lopez
Nah, just bants la
Nicholas Turner
>your sister's cunt
>Knee head
Caleb Perry
Most of these are really low-effort for an argie, though.
Only the ones like "terrorista de choripanes" have some effort put into them.
Charles Hill
Learning some good spanish here. Any more to use for my Andalusian colleagues?
Nathaniel Cox
Based
Noah Smith
t.Luka Doncic
Juan Jackson
>Sampaoli you son of a solar system overflowing with whores, you knee-head, dumbass, motherfucker, your sister's cunt, step in a rocket and land on a galaxy where you can't be seen even with a satellite, get a life shearing sheep, get fucked by King Kong with malaria you son of a thousand whores
Neil Degrasse Tyson bringing the heat
Matthew Ward
Shit defending from Ramos tbqh. Hope he gets EXPOSED in Russia
Jonathan Diaz
Argie here. Most of these are not very elaborate.
Nicholas Harris
>get fucked by King Kong with malaria you son of a thousand whores
I'm dead.
Ian Gomez
I hate how no one is complementing the Manolo for a surprisingly good translation of a metric ton of highly autistic Argie curse words
Good job la