/bundes/

*International Break is over edition*

>Today 28/03

3rd /bundes/
19:00 Maidburger - Zwickaua
19:00 RW Erfurz - Osnabrück

+++ NEWS +++
>Boateng not injured seriously
>Alki bullies Kalle because 50+1
>Inter apparently want Sabitzer and Forsberg

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yes yes hello

Bump for Cacau and Grafite

yes hello frends

>Inter apparently want Sabitzer

I am still not convinced by that guy, while he has undoubtly a good mentality and character Im not sure about his skills, he wasnt even that good a player when he was at Salzburg, there were people way better than him in that offense back then. Our nationalteam also does fine without him, he never had a really good game there so far.
What's the Germans oppinion on Sabitzer?

nice trips fren

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still mad after that defeat yesterday. also still angry at kroos for his beta interview
>hurr we are not that good guise stop talking like that hehe

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>le manlet midfielder who spends more time screaming at his teammates than playing football

Also fuck the international break

been pretty hit or miss this season. also he's been injured more frequently, so that might also play its part

>being mad after losing 0-1 in a friendly with a b-squad & a shit gk.

jogi tested shit while brazil obv took this very seriously. this had to be expected. honestly I thought brazil would score more on us

remember when Inter wasn't shit?

>B-squad
Only not potential starters were Rüdiger,the Hertha LB and Trapp

Gomez doesn't really start, Sane doesn't start either, and Goretzka is a bit of a fringe player as well. I don't think it was a B team, but they had some fringe players in the starting lineup and practically none of them really took their chance.

Also Sane's performance has once again shown that Pep can make any winger look great, even if he's complete shit.

>no müllel
>no müsil
>no neuer/ter stegen (even leno wouldve been a better gk)
>no hummels
>no hector

dunno if I forgot someone. also heavy rotation by jogi. and yeah Sane, Gündogan and Goretzka def wont be starters after these 2 friendlies.

Said it before but why Jogi called up Trapp instead of Ulreich is beyond me

Ulreich is a Fliegenfänger and every child knows that (except you)

at least ulreich played the whole season and has been in a pretty good form lately. also he's experienced playing with the basically all-buyern defense.
would certainly be a better pick as a 3rd choice wc keeper than fucking trapp

Brazil have Paulinho and Daniel Alves as starter and Jesus missing a lot of chances

Brazil top XI is:
Alisson
Fabinho Naldo Miranda Marcelo
Casemiro
Fred Coutinho
William Firmino Neymar

hello frens

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Brazil don't even have a clearly defined top team yet, as of now we can just guess. Germany meanwhile have a pretty well defined XI, and if too many of them are out, the falloff in quality is definitely there.

>brazilians still fighting over some irreleveant C squad test
literally already forgot how it ended

we got humiliated, that's how it ended.

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It was a shit game and I don't think represent that much, but saying that was not a strong German team is bullshit

if it makes you feel better, whatever my man

fucking had enough of austrians LARPing as germans desu

The entire fucking discussion is fucking pointless anyway, mean we're arguing about the strength of a Germany lineup in a friendly, it shows the absolute drought of good discussion material, can't wait for club football to start again

So the german A Team then is

=====Ter Stegen======
Kimmich-Hummels-Boateng-Süle
===Mözil=Kroos=Draxler=
Müller===Werner====Reus

Sounds good to me

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My family are turboconsumers

Unless they have kidney stones from all the red bull they drink then no

elite

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>this frightens the Heinzi

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stop it

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honestly /ourboy/ kinda gives me tse worries. he's fast but the guy cant seem to score if its for the man shaft. also his passing game is horrendous.
apart from that jogi needs someone to practice benudlis before the wc. especially with VAR in effect

he will step his game up
who else do you want there? stindl? stolperhannes?

thats exactly what makes me worry. that theres no one else that could really take his spot if he's performing like shit

but he alraedy scored for the shaft

>literally no central midfield when we have one of the best central midfielders (Gündogan)

>Gündoshit

lol no.

have you seen gündogan in these 2 games? absolute trash. all the premiere league players were underwhelming as shit.

>muh friendlies
I'm not even surprised by the absolute state of bundes

Der Klassiker on Saturday

This is gonna be a festival 2bh

>Draxshit and Müllel but no Gündogan

Geh weg Murat

ich knall dich wek alman

das einzige wo du knallst sind ziegen

mashalla bruder ziegenmilch auf mein nacken

ey ich ras hier gleich raus aus die haut kollege

yallah yallah almdudlidullah chill mal und geh spielo hartz is schon drauf diggi

walla da den alman von dem schaukel klatschen

komb cs murat ich mach lobby

tfw I take my Wolfsburg purse and get 10 Euro from the bank to buy mt the first two kasten Paderborner of the month

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>Der "Bild" zufolge sind bis auf wenige Ausnahmen fast alle Spieler froh, dass Tuchel nicht Trainer in München wird. Grund dafür soll seine akribische Art sein.
>Auch das Thema Ernährung soll dabei eine Rolle spielen. Tuchel ist bekannt dafür, auf eine kohlenhydrat- und zuckerarme Ernährung zu setzen und das auch seinen Spielern vorzuschreiben.
Sounds Götze was able to plant the seed of destruction in the Buyern camp.

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literally overpaid sissies that will never win a CL

A few years ago a friend of mine openend a bank account at the Postbank to get the 150€ "Willkomensbonus" they offered back then. The only transaction he did with this account was to transfer the 150€ to his regular account and quit the Postbank account shortly after.

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*sounds like

kek

Jogi should include a "real" DM in the squad like Weigl or Rudy.

they are shit though

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ok /bundes/
who should jogi decide on?

only in bad form. I get your point though.

I was shocked by how bad Sané was in these two games tobihannes. Is this guy an utter Pep babby?

>bis auf wenige Ausnahmen

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Is Lewandowski the only true professional at buyern?

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PRAISE tuchel, lord of football, prophet of tactics.

Thiago seems kind of professional

Löschen! Jetzt!

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Haven't watched the games, so I can't tell. But seems to be angery about him too.

*But Kroos

Hey big strong euros can you tell me the correct running form in terms of which part of your foot is supposed to hit first
Pls response and pls no bully

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Does Buyern have a chance against Sevilla?

uhhh depends on the shot

No just running I general

basically all he did was to try at dribblings until he lost the ball. over and over again

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doesn't matter, just don't overstride because it leads to exploding knees

Thx

lel Cuckel is such a soyboy

>Tuchel ist bekannt dafür, auf eine kohlenhydratarme Ernährung zu setzen und das auch seinen Spielern vorzuschreiben.

Für professionelle Sportler? Wie will er das nachhaltig überprüfen? Venöse Blutgasanalyse jeden zweiten Tag?

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Just land with the foot right underneath your body and take twice as many steps per second as you want to.

Shut up you faggot

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that's a big Gurke

>1:0 Anna Gasper

Please watch our sport!

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fuck off tom

I'd suggest you need to go kys, if you don't want something like this to be posted.

kek speaking of Tom, I just checked the mumbes strawpoll and even after over 2 weeks that faggot still keeps voting

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/ourgirls/:

Torhüter
Lisa Schmitz (1)

Abwehr
Amanda Ilestedt (14)
Rahel Kiwic (25)
Felicitas Rauch (19)
Bianca Schmidt (20)

Mittelfeld
Anna Gasper (7)
Sarah Zadrazil (27)
Lia Wälti (13)
Viktoria Schwalm (17)

Angriff
Svenja Huth (9)
Nina Ehegötz (22)

>waifu obsessed kemme poster is a turbo autist

well what can I say I am SHOCKED

just run and dont think about these things. no seriously, to answer this we need to see videos of you running because it all depends on your body structure really. just run and run, get a solid routine and over the months you will find out your optimal foot placement yourself.

4u

How do you know it was him? I voted for wundes too.

tom please. this is sad enough already

what anime are you guys watching from this season?

Cringe

not tom

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>Süle LB
>No DM
>Reus
Hmmm

Yes, he's utterly retarded and/or fourteen years old

schluchtenscheißer go home

>poll was made 13/03
>pic related was made 20/03
>this got posted 23/03:
now in the meantime tom voted again 4 more times

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