Is this what it's like to watch a movie with a girl?

Is this what it's like to watch a movie with a girl?

they literally can't keep their hands off you

annoying, they lean on you

Christ, she's ugly.

DELET

If I had a girlfriend she'd be way hotter than that, that's for sure

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>user, is he the bad guy?
>user, who's that?
>user, I'm bored
>*checks phone every zeptosecond*

this, it's fucking annoying, they'll like children who can't pay attention for 10 minutes.

I used to watch movies with my wife all the time, she was a good movie partner. She didn't talk over the movie or play with her phone the whole time. I showed her a ton of great movies that she loved. She didn't really have much exposure to good movies growing up so I think she really appreciated it.

The she got bored and she and her lawyer tried to take away my house. THE END

Maybe that's the reason you don't have one.

Didn't get the memo did you?

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>story ends before it's revealed what happens to the protagonist

You are not supposed to go there for the movie.

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At what stage in the relationship can you bring them to see kino's then?

Very logical, and probably true.

They were fucking behind your back and then decided to include you so they tried to fuck you upfront.

Very blowjobby

pre-rape stage

You don't you fucking moron, watch a movie on your own time.

Then what's the point? Are you really wasting $20, or $30 just for an excuse to be in a dark place to makeout? Why can't do you that in any enclosed, or private location?

I did in on my first date with one girlfriend, we went to see the dumbest looking movie (Purge) and had a great time taking a piss out of it

Mate... you can't be for real. How old are you? Honest answer.

24. Why?

at least i will always have my trusty falcon Carmichael :(

Not that user but I'm 24 and I am too genuinely curious, why would you pay a ticket to makeout around strangers if you can do it for free anywhere?

I was with her for 8 years.

Are you this oblivious at age 24? How can you be? I'm really baffled

>lel why do I gotta pay to have a good time with a girl I wanna fuck or maybe even like

Are you for real?

What else would i be going there for ?

agreed, also they get up to go to the loo like 8 times probably just to brush past you. This chick would blatantly brush my crotch everytime she went past.

Sounds like you're around some really shitty girls.

are you underage?

>paying to fuck a girl

Kek

Good God, you have no idea how to handle people. This ain't even shitposting, but really WHAT DON'T YOU FUCKING GET? THAT YOU HAVE TO PAY TO HAVE A GOOD TIME? THAT THE FACT THAT YOU'RE PAYING IS SENDING MESSAGES? WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK

>lel why do I gotta pay to have a good time with a girl
Well, if those conditions are necessary, I might seriously consider it, but that would only be the case because of a caprice on either of our parts. There's no inherent need to be in a movie theater to makeout, and I would like to think that I would feel too silly to ever do that. And suppose I ever made a move in there, she repulses me, walks out, with me following, and demands an explanation of why I would ever touch her in a movie theater when the purpose of being there is to watch a movie? Am I supposed to explain that I thought I would have an opportunity to make out with her, or that by her consenting to this date at a movie theater, she consented to being approached like that? I would have no answer to that because my actions up until that point would have been totally illogical.

You said that you're not going there for a movie, implying that you go there only to fool around with your Stacy gf.

So yes, why would you pay some overpriced tickets and popcorn to sit in a room with strangers and makeout while some shit happens on the screen when you can "have a good time" basically anywhere else?

Still sounds like you're around some shitty trash girls.

You're beyond salvation desu.

You're the one coming off as a child.

Do you really think that? The worst this could mean is that I'm not that assertive of maybe self-confident, (which is not what I would really describe taking a girl out to the movie for that purpose), which might be a problem, but the bigger problem is what problems the lack of thee qualities will cause in my future life.

fuck off reddit child. you're embarrassing yourself.

You're absolutely robotic muh man.

I wish that were the case, in some ways. Maybe I'm robotic with other people.

Which is my point. How do you pick a girl if you never intend to pay for shit? You don't buy her drinks, you don't take her out to the movies or theater because that costs money, you don't drive off somewhere because gas costs, etc.

lol normie got upset

>WHAT DON'T YOU FUCKING GET?
The part where you go to a cinema just to makeout with your gf, it's just useless money spending when you can do it anywhere else.

Question: Are people on Sup Forums, (let's exclude /r9k/, because that seems like an outlier), more like , or ?

>This chick would blatantly brush my crotch everytime she went past.
I'll be honest, I can't quite figure out the geometry of this one

Definitely The automaton-type response, the visible confusion and lack of understanding of the simplest human interactions, money pinching,

I'd say

answer:
is old 4chin epitomized by Sup Forums
is somewhat newer 4chin, basically Sup Forums

depends on the board
i'd say it's 50/50 site wise though honestly

We are not saying that paying for stuff is stupid, it's stupid to pay for something what you don't even use.
You said that you're not going there for the movie, then why go?

Ofcourse it's okay to go to a cinema and pay for it if atleast one of you two is interested in seeing the film, I just don't see why would you go there if you aren't even interested in the movie, it's throwing money away rather go to a bar

I don't mind paying for shit, (though it strikes me as rather antiquated if feminism is supposed to have brought us equality of the sexes, except it seems when it actually requires a sacrifice of woman), but I can't get over how absurd it is to go to a theater just to makeout. I once asked a girl this very question on a date, and she agreed with me, so there.

this faggot >82481774 seems like he's got major issues

>2017
>not employing a professional
Truly plebean

Every board on Sup Forums is basically /r9k/ + a hobby, go make a kissless virgin thread on any board and you'll get +200 replies everytime.

Not even that fag, but he's right. I lied Half the posts ITT are all me

>try to watch a kino with a woman
>they keep talking despite you never responding
>check their phone every 5 minutes
>try to get all handsy because they hate that your attention is focused on something other than her
Only watch a movie with a woman if it's something you don't give a fuck about. Women lack the attention span/appreciation for film. They like their books they can read 10 pages at a time and self insert.

Case in point:

Nobody believes you were ever in this position man.

Sup Forums used to all be but then you faggots from reddit came in.

So you're saying you feel like your safe space has been infringed upon?

This desu
>tfw no gf

I am merely answering the question. Sup Forums is not a safespace, and as you might have noticed no amount of normie astroturf is going to drive the permavirgins away

I'm saying there's a huge filthy normie reddit ass casuals increase in posters here, that's all

all i want is to sniff a fat puss is that to much to ask for

I went with a girl once and she was the one who invited me

Nothing happend, I wasn't sure If I should move foward because yes I'm a fucking autist for that

It's been fucked for years now, even /r9k/ is filled with normalfags.

Pay the movie tickets and you just might.

If you weren't sure, she wasn't into you. Handy rule of thumb that will save you from rape accusations or getting kicked to shit by her nigger boyfriend

> move forward
just have a good time user. don't treat her as a sexless friend (compliment her looks, for example, and say things she'll like) but also enjoy yourself.
if anything is bound to happen it will

If anything, this thread has shown us that is a lie. Anons are about as autistic and permavirginy as ever.

No you see, this user here is either paranoid, deranged or fucking with you. Maybe all 3. You might not want to listen to his advice.

what about the 100 other threads?

That's because it fell under a two pronged attack. The /lgbt/ shills were one, and the slow, silent growth of orbiter-tier betas a la reddit or youtube reached critical mass, allowing the constant, low-level roastie posting to take root and overwhelm the catalog.

but i have no girl to take to movie

>Handy rule of thumb that will save you from rape accusations or getting kicked to shit by her nigger boyfriend
This. With STDs, pregnancy, the cost of dinners, having to worry about protection, performance in bed, and now recently, the very real threat of false rape accusations, or thebroadening the definition of rape so you can "rape" a women without knowing it, I think I can safely say sex is quite overrated and think I've lost little in having never experienced it and am losing little in indefinitely preserving my virginity.

The blacked ones? The thinly veiled Sup Forumsbait? The eceleb discussion? The waifuposting? The /got/ and /who/ generals that burn through 300 replies inside an hour? The shitposting ones? Do any of those resemble anything a balanced human being would spend his time on?

>watching a movie with a woman must be a fairy tale on Sup Forums
Nice projection.

Sour grapes muh man

Not really. I could mention like several other reasons. I sometimes fantasizes, (otherwise, what I would I masturbate to, as I find almost all porn revolting), but I truly have no sustained desire to copulate.

This isn't the 50's you tit

>false rape accusations
I never tell women my last name or bring them to my place. I don't use social media so they can't track me down that way. Let them try.

I could never engage in sexual intercourse with a women under those pretenses.

You realize you are disfunctional, yes? I mean there's nothing wrong with that as long as you don't gun down people in a spergy rage, but you are disfunctional.

so you fuck whores from those "dating apps"?

>go to see logan alone
>guy from my dorms is there with a girl sitting a bit away but still close
>making out giggling whispering
>at the end i turn round and they are looking at me
>immediately break eye contact
>hear girlish laughter as they get up

How do i get on these private trackers lads, i cant take it anymore

Bars. I'm old fashioned.

Paranoid schizophrenia I assume.

You pissed in the theater?

>you don't gun down people in a spergy rage
Definitely not.
>but you are disfunctional.
As I don't see sex as a necessary function, I can not agree with this statement. I have more than enough pleasure in my life, in fact less pleasure would do me good. Sex would only complicate it, and I don't need offspring, at least not in the near future.

shut the fuck up normalfag

>2017
>trusting women ever
Enjoy being arrested and/or justed.

seems to me you're flirting with normalicy yourself knowing who the other people in your dorm are and not complaining to the manager about their laughter during the movie

either harden up or go full normie you casual

Well, reproduction is a genetic imperative, so by definition, lack of a sex drive is disfunctional.

> I have more than enough pleasure in my life, in fact less pleasure would do me good
See, this shit is not normal.

Good for you user.

Maybe not schizoid, but definitely paranoid. I'll have to assume your package comes with integrated mommy issues,

>being this retarded.