ITT we come up with Mr. Bean episode plots

ITT we come up with Mr. Bean episode plots

He works up another plot to attempt to leave the trenches but fails miserably

he lynches a nigger

A nigger breaks into Mr. Bean's house and threatens Teddy unless Mr. Bean gives him head

Mr. Bean votes for the wrong option in the Brexit referendum and desperately tries to get it back from the ballot box before the votes are counted

Mr. Bean attempts to buy a bottle of grape juice in a Sharia zone and gets raped by Faithful who mistake it for wine.

He went to a National Front rally who shout "Fooken Paki" to a bunch of australians, he misunderstands the situation and make a black face make up to his teddy bear and then lynching him while both skins and australians watch him beating a teddy bear with deeply concern in their eyes.

This is actually good.

>goes to a masseuse
>thinks hes being raped

Mr. Bean goes on a boating holiday but ends up among a mass of "refugees"

Bean shaves his head, gets on the boots and braces then heads to muhammads corner shop. He beats paki mo to death with a ball pein hammer and burns the shop down

Mr. Bean wants to celebrate christmas with his gf and teddy.
On the way to the local grocery store he gets mugged by a gang of pakis in black robes and long beards. Teddy gets his head ripped off and is set on fire while we hear a faint chant of "allah ackbar" in the background.
Back home he finds his gf fucking Jamal. After 20 seconds of the audience laughing extremely hard, Mr. Bean finally runs away.

Mr Bean goes to the zoo and gets into shenanigans

way to ruin the thread faggot

Mr. Bean goes to shop for some bacon, but on the way home he accidentally lets it fall onto the ground, whereupon the Sharia police catches him and he needs to serve a year in prison. This experience cripples him emotionally and the final shot is him hanging in his cell.

Mr. Bean goes to get his truck drivers license and his truck is commandeered by a religious extremist , Mr. Bean sits passenger a nervous wreck while he carries out his mission.

Mr. Bean fails to pay his TV license and must evade the government collector

mr bean thwarts a terrorist attack on london

S-sorry

>Mr Bean passes out near an alley where refugees are staying
>wakes up and finds himself among a pack of refugees celebrating, his clothes were changed
>local cops put out a hit on him since he looks like a high profile terrorist on the run

Mr. Bean eats beans
>he walks into kitchen
>he puts teddy on the table
>he pats Teddy
>he gets a can of beans
>he struggles to open the can
>offers Teddy to open it
>struggles to open again
>gets can opener
>over shoots it
>beans everywhere
>new can
>opens it carfully
>puts tin can with beans in microwave
>while putting lid in bin cracking noise starts
>Mr. Bean screams
>stops the microwave
>start everything again
>all good this time
>about to eat
>offer teddy
>eats somebeans
>too hot
>gets ice
>too cold
ECT.
this would go on for a while

Mr Bean stops being on meth and is now a professional with a successful career.

nice

Mr. Bean tries to lose his virginity to an escort but she clonks him over the head and steals his teddy bear. Mr. Bean then has a tough time explaining to the police just what happened.

LOL

DAE hate refugees like me? xD I'm so random! LOL, I hate people fleeing from their wartorn homelands!

Mr. Bean sees a bearded Muslim man deliberately leave a backpack in the London subway, thinking he dropped it. Mr. Bean being the Good Samaritan that he is picks up the backpack and tries to chase the man down to give it back to him. For some reason the man doesn't want the backpack and runs away from Mr. Bean.

Mr Bean is mistaken for the President of the United States. Ends up doing a better job than him anyway.

hello rodit

t. refugee

I am not random. I have consistently stuck to my belief that brown "people" are a disease upon society.

Mr Bean goes on a plane trip to Kazakhstan but is stopped by the CIA because he doesn't get to bring friends

spotted the reddit fag

well, out of all those
>immigrants are shit lol
"ideas", this one can actually be an episode

Mr Bean get ipad

ITT: people who only know to make racist joke

Mr. Bean goes to the local ķîñóplex and has some funny moments during penis inspection, has a hilarious encounter in the popcorn mines, loses his falcon and manages to become the first designated shooter with a 0 bodycount.

mr bean is replaced with a black character in order to make the show more diverse.

he eats fried chicken and drinks grape soda all day while watching daytime court procedure tv shows and trying to get Tamika to take her shirt off on Skype

He later rolls a blunt of kush and walks to the park to play basketball with the homies

Fuck, everyone is sleeping here and this post forced me to laugh into a pillow

Mr. Bean goes through diversity training for his new job, which requires going to a mosque, but he doesn't understand any of it and proceeds to annoy the entire muslim community inside through wacky shenanigans (carrying his shoes around his shoulder so they aren't stolen, bringing in bacon to eat for a snack, bowing and kneeling at wrong times with a wacky face to make fun of prayer, and then shouting allahu ackbar constantly on the way back home with a quran in his hand which unintenionally makes people scream and run away.)

Mr.Bean goes to a shrink to talk about his speech impediment. He is then told he has severe autism and needs to take copious amounts of medication to stay normal. He does this for a while, and begins to act normally in situations that would otherwise cause him trouble. This goes on for a while until he realizes he no longer needs teddy, and he puts teddy away into a cupboard or whatever. Eventually, the man realizes that the only thing that kept him going in life were the misadventures he went on before he took the medication, and this depresses him. In the end we see Mr.Bean drinking heavily alone in his apartment. He hears loud noises outside, people screaming and cars crashing. He looks outside and sees trash burning in the streets, people running all over the place, some being raped and others beheaded. Mr.Bean then goes to the attic, opens an old box filled with military memorabilia from his grandfather. He dresses up in full military uniform, loads his m1-garand and joins the ongoing race war.